warrant: it's crazy to be friends with fools, you always seem so clever in their background :)
No, it’s crazy to be friends with the smart and learn a lot for yourself.
That’s why we are friends :)
The cake: Cage!

The Foreign Forum:
Previously, the Baltics were the face of the Soviet Union, now it is the ass of Europe.

QuickDim: Better to be an unrecognized genius than an acknowledged idiot.

My husband in the store:
Do not forget to buy condoms.
M: Fuck... 80r in 3 times.
I wonder if someone gives you cheaper?

You are bored!
How boring am I? I am the most joking at the department.
Do you work at the cemetery?

In his blog, Zhirinovsky raised the topic of the new norms of the Russian language. One of the comments:

Changes in Russian language:
in Putin’s office.
Vladimir Vladimirovich, Fursenko has come to you.

Matt: of course, the idea of appearing on the first day at the military department to some man more representative of the "three stars, two stripes" was not very good and I did not like the painting, but he now remembered my name, and I learned that three stars and two stripes are "colonel's friend".

<xxx> I went here to the drug dispenser, a reference to the rights to receive
<xxx> and the march on this day was the day of the narcologist
Aunt, with one hand hiding a bottle of vodka behind her back and the other relying on the door, thought for a long time, then pointed a bottle of vodka to some cabinet, there was a man sitting in a coat, but so good. I put the stamp on the table, then normally in the certificate, said nothing.
<xxx> Worse than the day of the police.

First of all:
I spend an average of €100 a month on games and apps for my iPhone 3G.
I am German. The student. I have 780 euros a month.
My future salary as a chemist starts at 5,400 Euro.
Anyone else will have questions, why do I buy everything legally and why do I hate hacking and installing?
Respect for Apple!

Secondly :

I spend an average of 0 copies a month on games and apps for my iPod 2G.
I am Russian. The student. The scholarship is 1100 rubles per month.
My future salary... fucking, I would find a job at all...
Who else will have questions, why am I, like most Russians, betting all the hacked?
You have to have Apple... they’ve already eaten =)

A man selling a toothpaste in an electric car in the morning issued:
Why is it more expensive in the market? There are problems in the market and everything is stable in the electricity.

In our work, one man worked as a conductor - Lecha Hrenov. There was a pass system in the building. When Leha applied his smart card to the turniket, the guard was illuminated with the inscription - driver Hrenov.
As I saw, I couldn’t force myself to sit in the car for a long time...

xxx: the head is chopped)))
Kidding the Pillow))

Life injustice: The mouths are always more expressive than the faces.

I was born in September - "deva" (1 shade - was born 7 months old), on the birthday of one lady for a long time told what "deva" good husbands and economic and good, etc. in general the best...
My wife listened to it for a long time and eventually said:
“So you’re not a virgin – you’re a premature scorpion.”

A crocodile show was held in Chechnya. It was very scary.
But, overcome the fear, the crocodiles still acted.

The xxx:
Last year I went to Thailand, where there was a revolution.
The xxx:
in this bought travel to Greece - there fires (babel returned)
The xxx:
On the 3rd I bought a tour to Turkey (to be sure that I will definitely rest and nothing will happen)... here is the result...
YYYY :
Please don’t go on a tour of the Golden Ring of Russia.
Fatherland is sorry

The Flower
Measure the range of the neck.
Take a strip of paper, measure the neck with it and attach it to the ambulance. Or a niche.

Bugen
What kind of ambulance?? to
We are programmers, not officers.

The Flower
Show wisdom

......

Bugen
42 the scope

The Flower
How did you measure?

Bugen
1 inch – 2.54 cm
The 17-inch monitor
It was not enough to complete the monitor somewhere 1.3 cm.
It is about 0.5 inches.
total 17-0,5 = 16.5 inches multiplied by 2.54 we get 42

The Flower
O Pepe, are you all psychic in your profession?

The pig is a very useful animal. You can take almost anything from it. Meat, skin on skin, brushes on brushes. The name is insult.

(c) from the composition of the German student

In the dressing room:

A man (P) comes with a young son (C) after class. They begin to change clothes. The further dialogue:
Dress up faster!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
P – Stop the crack! Dress up faster. with a scream.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
P – Pavlik, your mother, you are a boy!! to
C – How do you know?! to

The entire dressing room lay.
P.S. But the man is sorry.

The wife recounted the stake of 50 hryvnia notes. It was 1025 UAH.