Talk about children:
xxx: I look forward to the time when mine starts to expose me to laughing at others))
This is your child, you shouldn’t be ashamed.
xxx: once exhibited when he was 1-2 months old: I called the phone to some company, I held him on my knees, so he took and began to cuddle, and with sounds and such a row in the halls of 5....blin...I could try to speak louder to silence him, but the girl at that end of the wire was obviously flattered, because the tone of her voice changed...with such pauses of ofogenesis she continued to say something to me....blin...good that I called there the first and last time...
YYY: She thought it was you :)
Maybe I decided I was calling out of the toilet.
YYYY : )

I am serving in a lie. Silence (call Ruslan) took me out of the car at work in the evening. We go to the sign, we see a large orange self-driving from somewhere in the courtyard "RUSLAN-1".
I: You are called by your name all the big ones: self-drivers, planes...and who are you getting from me? Plane or airplane? He said, “No, I am a rubbish.

n0k1a (21:53:57 8/06/2010)
Wow, you are so smart.

fo*ia (21:54:10 8/06/2010)
No, I am fucking

I love singing, but I have a bear in my ear.
See also: AGA
And a little on his chest.

Dwarf (18:15:49 8/06/2010)
How did you drink yesterday?

~kira~ (18:17:02 8/06/2010)
Hi :-) am, fun:-D found the cat, washed it, fed it:-D

Dwarf (18:24:57 8/06/2010)
Will you live now?:D

~kira~ (18:27:19 8/06/2010)
On a sober head, I remembered that it was a neighbor’s cat.

There are in the wild ( not in our country) such animals - tupai. For example, a dumb ordinary (tupaia glis) or under another name - a wooden earthquake (in Google - who doesn't believe). In principle, it is just another species of rodents, and apart from the strange name they do not represent any value.

So why am I that... I have a girlfriend, a blonde, and she often says she’s a cat, or she’s a mouse, etc.
And I always want to answer her that she is neither a cat nor a mouse, but that she is just dumb. Really stupid.

Stroke
Danny, what are you cooking, let me ask...
Stroke
Here you run out of the kitchen to answer me, and there everything will burn ?
Stroke
Or to disappear...)
Stroke
Or jump out of the pot and drop it down.
Stroke
Maybe they will attack from the back.
Stroke
I think I’m putting you at risk.
Yannok
and call!! to

You are my treasure.
I would buried it and no one would find it.)
XXX: No, I am still a genius of compliments

Now the cat is very poor, without a stock of nuts for the winter.
Why cat nuts?
Change the meat for meat...

ninzo: Just now I understood what Nautilus’s album “Apple China” is about about the Chinese clones of the iPhone!

Maybe I want just you!
She: Not like you.

You learn about the true size of the chosen one of the two evils when it is too late to choose.

It was in the days when television was big.

I went to a grandmother to repair the Raduha-719. (For those who don’t know, it’s more than 50 kg, but that doesn’t apply.)
Oh my dear, the TV is broken. 20 years is normal.
Worked and broke up.

As I was told, the lover in the phone is best recorded under the name "Number is not determined".

We found an abandoned pioneer camp on the map.
They arrived.
On the spot - a fence with a clutch wire, and after 2 meters on the fence the inscription: "STOY, MINES!"
Russia is fucking.

< IT>
<super-evil'shadow> and you think that while I have to write my diploma I will get distracted from the series and look for a script for you

Remember, we were told in geopolitics what is neutral water? Well, the territories of the seas and oceans, further than 12 miles from the coast, which are not the territory of any state and therefore are not subject to the laws of any country? So, here, Andrew and I consulted and decided to open in one of these ports, and to trade people and organs there!
“Chris... Per we’d better work as waitresses?”

1: Yes you are a man with the big letter "D"
2: How is it? Maybe M?
1: No, "D" – you are Dolboeb!

I recently spoke to an Australian on Skype, learned that they were eating kangaroo... on my "fi" they replied:
“Well, you eat bears there, they walk in the streets and play bears!
I did not persuade him.
I’m sitting right now and thinking... it’s a kind of all-Russian conspiracy not to convince foreigners that we don’t have it.

sk_khar (14:01:44 8/06/2010)
Tarot as a business

sk_khar (14:01:51 8/06/2010)
You gave up.

Tarik (14:02:29 8/06/2010)
He has protected!Drunk under the table!! to