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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №30838
 01.06.2010
30.05.2010 21:07:11 XXX
1Ds Mark III on spare parts.
The drowned camera. Recovery is not subject.

Location of Estonia. I redirect if necessary.
I will be in Moscow on May 7-8th.

30.05.2010 21:18:48 YYY
In Estonia it has not even come on May 7-8?)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №30837
 01.06.2010
Irene is a beautiful man.
Frey :?
Zwie: quarrels, drinks beer and makes tea
I want Irene.
Two children, not married
I don’t want Irene.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30836
 01.06.2010
Yesterday was the World Blonde Day.
XXX Today is Children's Day
Tomorrow is Prostitution Day
xxx: that is, if a minor blonde works her three days to boil?))

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30835
 01.06.2010
xxx: a row in the polygraph, a grandmother stands in front of him and says to the seller:"son, make me a Sheracopy"

[ + 134 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30834
 01.06.2010
GIBDD again came up with new rules and again did not take into account the interests of citizens. Despite the clear protest of the population against "government flashlights" in the new edition of the PDD, this paragraph has become even more categorical: "In the new edition of the PDD, it is now said that a pedestrian when approaching a car with a blue or red flashlight and a special sound signal must refrain from crossing the roadway, and pedestrians on it must immediately release the roadway.": in fact, a pedestrian shot down on a transitional crossing "member car", it is his own fault!!! to

Bring it to you and be careful!

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №30833
 01.06.2010
XXX Sleep only.
Yyy A, you do like my sister in the session.
Yyy Day Taps in Contact, Walks,
Yyy watched some horror story about the little dead girls from the TV,
Yyy at night, nichrena does not sleep - she is afraid.
Yyy K compo does not fit - waits.
Yyy Telek does not include - scary.
Yyy Sits, studying, because what else to do?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30832
 01.06.2010
<Acton> teach brother in credit
<L1stin> Acton: You come to the bank and make your eyes like a shrek cat.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №30831
 01.06.2010
Q. What is the Diploma?
YYY: I design the habitation of evil.
xxx: 0_o
Yyy: the cooking factory :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30830
 01.06.2010
xxx: a new anecdote about bassists
xxx: named "of how all girls get bassists" :)
xxx: thoughts of the girl in the room:"Oh! Solista has such a wide range! He sings so callously - up to the soul takes. The Talent! Oh! What a virtuosity the guitarist gave! Oh! There is no technical drama for the drummer! Hm, I wonder, the bassist ends up with the same expression of the face?"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30829
 01.06.2010
The girls (D) are genius.
I have her guests:
Would you drink tea?
Oh well...
Don’t be ashamed! Feel like at home! Water here, water there, water here, water here.

[ + 97 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30828
 01.06.2010
I walk by the turquoise on a very dark and strenuous street, slightly under the closet. The street is quiet and lonely. Bored to me, a drunk, I think: "Give me to include a song of cowboy-nit from YouTube". Reminds me of the mind, somehow an intro of the "black coat". I open in YouTube, I bet on losing. But the edge slows poorly, so I throw the phone in my pocket and go on, forgot about the phone. In the course of the road, a bus stop, and at the stop, a diverse-haired beetle drinks vodka. I squeeze a point stronger and steal by a quiet swing, so as not to scratch and not to part with the property and passing by them, suddenly, from the pocket is: "Black Coat!!!" It’s just Sweat – it’s the appearance!!" - and so on by text
The effect was powerful.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30827
 01.06.2010
I went to him today.
A friend: While waiting for him to open the door, he watched the cardboard — a guy with terrible sounds installs the iron door. from the neighboring apartment comes out a girl aged 18-20 goes on a cardio past a guy, stops and speaks
Hi, are you not gay?
Tagged: ahahah
Friend: He is such a whisperer – no. and CHO? She is such
No, not tommy though.
Friend: yes because only the two-room pedals have been repaired daily for 2 months.
I am a hot girl))

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30826
 01.06.2010
xxx: shake up, now I watch a movie in which Sharon Stone shakes a guy tied with a shirt to the back of the bed for his hands))
XXX: I want to do that.)
Let’s get it done, sweet =)
I have changed my mind...
YYY: Why did you change your mind? =) is
She killed him with a knife for the ice.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30825
 01.06.2010
I am not offended by life,
I do not swear,
Everyone sitting on his neck,
I hardly do the wave.
I. Guberman

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №30824
 01.06.2010
WOW: Something you are ugly someone. Happened what?
I went to the library.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
xxx: How hard it was to explain that Bookge is not a PendoF-Albanian jargon, but the surname of a writer whose full name is Adolf von Buchge. The librarian saintly assured that Adolf von - Hitler, and the book - is what stands on the shelves of this institution =(

[ + 101 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30823
 01.06.2010
It’s a shit that your neighbors below tell you to be healthy when you’re in the bathroom.
You sit like this in the toilet, and the neighbor below (also in the toilet):
Bring the newspaper!
I had no one to scream, but I said:
Read in the ear!
He read the news at first, but then he listened to the news on the three floors ;-)

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №30822
 01.06.2010
I sit at the stop, watching the picture: a 7-year-old girl is deliberately trying to slip on a banana peel. It attacks it so and so, curts, goes away and tries again. Not a slide! The coat is already worn. 10 minutes later, her efforts were crowned with success: she slipped, knocked her head and crashed.

[ + 136 - ] Comment quote №30821
 01.06.2010
(Commentary to Pornography)
-- the video is not Russian... there even the rosettes are not our immediately visible on the first screen
I thought the name was Russian. The sounds are incomprehensible. I did not look at the rosettes. I can’t understand why the rosettes aren’t like ours.? to
And I think that our (patriotic) boys and the bourgeois rosettes were hanged for conspiracy!
- intrigued by rosettes cacao sps
- Yes, I looked at unclear what the connectors but this is not the main thing surprised the other - such a feeling that both wires turn out of the same hole - how can it be - they will never turn on the telephone.
At night I don't sleep, I worry about the same question, I worry about the boys, how they look at the box.
Let’s go down the ruble, guys on a normal roulette.
I would even give 1.5
And I am jumping. I’ll look at the roses there.
Where can I buy the same rosettes?
The roots decide...
Is there anything else with these rosettes?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №30820
 01.06.2010
Who would have planted so many topoles in Moscow?
And do not speak! There are terrible traffic jams in Moscow. Driving cars on the streets.
Children will play with guns.
And in the courtyard they blind a puffy grandmother!

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №30819
 01.06.2010
under the fire. If I give you this calculation, you will eventually get a diploma and become engineers. If I don’t, you’ll go to the army and protect me. I don’t even know what’s worse..."

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