to this:

People, is it so interesting and cool to chew? How are you different from the puppets?
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We are not seeds. What are you so bold?

A friend has come up with a new way to control his wife during business trips. Before leaving, he buys her a puzzle for 7,000 items. If the puzzle hasn’t been collected before the arrival, then it’s gone somewhere :)

Moscow, 17 March - RIA Novosti. The commissioner of the UAV of Voronezh on Tuesday killed the inspector of the DPS, who was crossing the road in an inappropriate place, in a service car.

Without comments...

J: Today the psychological test was held in the universe: 'which of you would be a fruit / vegetable'
M: But not...
Yes yes yes yes! I am a tomato!

No one has said goodbye since February 23 ((
No, I did not say congratulations!! to

The rules of good tone from the Wild West: Treat people as if they are armed.

I think that this story should have already "lighted up" - it was told to me in one academic university in the 80s.

It is like NII.
This is now disregardingly so - "office mold", and before these were called with respect - "members of Moscow research institutes".

But here somehow brought into this NII a Japanese for some scientific exchange there.
And this little girl wakes up every morning from her seat and says something hot and squeezes.
Then he sits down and works all day long without raising his head.
So nobody understood why he was there so hot in the morning.
Later, he was “not able to reach.” was working.

The situation became clearer when someone "with the tongue" heard the Japanese morning tirade and translated it.
The Japanese in paintings described how he respects everyone here and how he also hates all tyrants. To his personal great regret, he is forced to apologize, but to this general sitting strike, which he observes for a month, he himself cannot join under the terms of his contract with the employer. But he himself is mentally with the employees of this research institute and wishes them victory in this strike and all the subsequent ones.

What is the strike? There was no strike.
Work as work.

In the bar, a sad man orders a drink for a drink. At the end, the bartender can’t stand and asks:
What happened?
Yes the fucking. I fought with my wife. She promised not to be with me for a month.
to talk.
Imagine how fucking you are.
And do not speak! Today is the last day...

He is a demonstrable idiot!
He needs to burn the number 2 on his forehead!! to
That people think that he is not alone and must always be vigilant!!! to

To the enthusiast:
It is an unbeatable pleasure to observe some kind of copnik (judging by speech) being copied with a well-written fluid bot.
Battle of the Titans.
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by Logi! Log in to the studio!! to

And on the first date he painted a yellow rose on the snow for me.

I once drunk was heavily, drank charcoal (activated) and the bird went to sleep to feed the ihtiandra. I thought I had oil out of me. (What the inflamed brain will not invent!) It almost broke out of horror!

XXX: I am lazy to work.
Zzzz: I’m even lazy to pretend I’m working

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What do you like about small peelings?
WOW :
They are small and can be squeezed with their hands.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
ah, to cook peelings, to pour in the shell and on the street))
WOW :
Here you will see: in 50 years on the bench near the entrance will sit the grandmothers and grind the seeds, and on the bench opposite will sit the odmin-pensioners, tell how they patched KDE2 under FreeBSD and grind pellets from balls))))))

What is the name of the disease when you can’t stop shaking?
The U-chromosome

You remember?
J3QQ4-H7H2V-2HCH4-M3HK8-6M8VW
and cap.

XXX: I am so tired!
YYY: What did you do?
XXX: And you try to tie the ropes with your full stomach!
YYY: O_o

Sometimes I want to go over the head and then comfort the crying >_<

xxz: I took the first step towards writing a diploma.
xxz: Created a folder on the flash "Diploma"

Question from "Responses on mail.ru", dropped into full out: "Pictures of Madonna with babies...why babies on pictures only male?"