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[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29478
 02.05.2010
xxx: Our children will speak "pfff" but my parents can’t remember how my brain-controlled computer bugs are turned on"
YYY: Tetris then get instead of the computer

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №29477
 02.05.2010
The deadline for attempted coup is:
6 years in prison for failure.
Five years of presidential term.

If you still sit, why stop?
I left for the armor.

[ + 104 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29476
 02.05.2010
Greetings from the Russians. I don’t see any reason to blame us for stealing gas from Russia. Our people, like yours, suck and not gas. And who in our countries is betraying, we all know very well. Only you call them pirates, and we have pirates.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №29475
 02.05.2010
Prehistory: I read a lot of stories about the Imperial March. She jumped to herself. He threw the fleece into the root and forgot.

Actually funny: decided to show on DVD player photos of her cat. It automatically releases audio files.
Watching a black self-confident cat (unfortunately without a helmet) under the sounds of the imperial march is great!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29474
 02.05.2010
The article is titled "The list of the most beautiful people in the world led by Julia Roberts"... one comment killed: "Why there is no Putin in the rating? It is now everywhere."

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29473
 02.05.2010
[12:38:49 PM] xxx: now the men had to use the toilet)
[12:39:01 PM] xxx: and there, it turns out, a shell at the level " below the belt"
[12:39:03 PM] xxx: the question)
[12:39:08 PM] xxx: why so low?)
[12:39:51 PM] yyy: dear.... eye
[12:39:56 PM] yyy: this is a pissuar

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29472
 02.05.2010
The status of a girlfriend after a breakdown of the car: "This is all boiling about "blue cockroaches". And I thought here that my car does not need this, because my car is one big blue hose (VAZ 21053 blue...)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №29471
 01.05.2010
xxx: I go, so I do not touch anyone, there is a call: go there, the head of the computer broke.
XXX: I went straight with the bicycle to them. I ask what happened - they answer, it doesn't work, why we don't know what we did, we don't remember.
XX: Well, I say, I’ll have to hit the drum.
XXX: The head was very upset. She is an elderly woman, with two senior students, who has been working for five years in the company. And then came a man in a helmet and socks, and is going to beat her in the face.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29470
 01.05.2010
Judging by the fact that they started writing here, in the FSB the hair on the ass should move from the read.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29469
 01.05.2010
Bicyclists, join the "blue-weatherers", you can ride fearlessly with a deer on your head.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №29468
 01.05.2010
And with us, in part, the combridge fired all the nurses, only for the fact that they bothered his mistress, including those who have small children and those who are retired nearby, it is not funny, because of the war.
Hello you, captain of the mountain brigade, Colonel Sokolov.
and Lexus.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29467
 01.05.2010
I am looking for a smart, payable man.
Do you play chess on Dengue?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29466
 01.05.2010
I drive on the mcado, I see a car with flashbacks in front. Everything would be nothing, but that car was a red red, terrible Fiat. I think - and the food of such a mega flashlight... I come closer, the picture is this: on the roof, a scotch (hundred layers), 2 plastic cages are wrapped, red and blue, and the inscription "Suko Zlo flashlights".

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29465
 01.05.2010
A backbone is a way of passing information from one generation to another.
Speed is usually normal.
WOW: it happens that packets are lost, but when re-sending the record even better

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29464
 01.05.2010
I love the car ;)
I do not have a smoker.
Look at the Forums
First post on the topic:
"Do not suck anything in this hero smoker!!!!and "

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29463
 01.05.2010
Oleg: Themcooooooooooooooo!
We have signed the contract!
Oleg: on the trail. We are going to a new house for a week.
Oleg is all! Good afternoon, hungry new life!

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29462
 01.05.2010
The Google Translator:
Translation: English > Russian

"strict" ->

1 strictly
............
7 The Evil

Google did not contact them either.

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29461
 01.05.2010
Let the surrounding forests smell of shale, let it be first-May!
Get rid of your rubbish, pigs.

[ + 135 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29460
 01.05.2010
People, if you feel bad in a public place, then take a shirt in your hand! The fact is that in Moscow everyone is fooled and a lying person (or a sitting person) is perceived only as drunk. The only way out is to wear a shirt with you, and when it gets overwhelmed for some reason, take it in your hand to mark yourself. They will come to you!
Hopefully, over time, people will be able to distinguish drunkards from those who need help.
Your clothes are your insurance.
I hope everyone understands what I wrote here and why.

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29459
 01.05.2010
From the tape:
Medvedev proposed to support Russian game developers
Onishchenko found a Siberian ulcer in the remains of a mammoth
Luzhkov found in the subterranean river of Moscow tiger albino

Fuck, they really have nothing to wait for our money anymore!? to

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