1 kg of sand
Sugar or...?
XXX: The River
YYY : Why?
XXX: My diet is not about you

[19:29] <@eThaD> fuck
[19:29] <@eThaD> from the exam they were driving a beer drink
[19:29] <@eThaD> I am a group member and still read from the course
[19:29] <@eThaD> we go on a trolleybus car
[19:29] <@eThaD> half way gone
[19:29] <@eThaD> one group basketball
[19:29] <@eThaD> fuck
[19:30] <@eThaD> I have something forgotten
[19:30] <@eThaD> says you go, I type you in the bar meet
[19:30] <@eThaD> caroche is lol fucking
[19:30] <@eThaD> he forgot a car at the universe...

I just have no words for you!! I think you are stupid or you are really stupid!!! Or do you pretend so skillfully?! to
I am not pretending anything. :(

The secret knowledge of the ancestors is sought mainly by those who have not been given the open knowledge of the contemporaries.

It is not my story, but my father’s.

In some centuries, my father was on courses in the glorious city of Minsk. The usual story - there is money for vodka, and to snack with a leaflet. Well, the most sober was given money and sent to the universes of the Capital (the Minchans know, there Jacob Kolas the Bronze sits). Minecraft people are interesting. He stands in line, and in front of him:
Give 200 grams of catfish.
300 grams of dog liver
His turn is right.
One and a half kilograms of livery. There are 6 bulldogs waiting in the room.
There is no scene. Then it runs. The Curtain

I wonder what a cat will do if a dog is licked.
The Valerian?

XXX is
very funny was when I was the last time I sang drunk grouling Japanese pops standing at the cliff ((=

YYY
7 km away from the civilization with vodka guitar tube and baton played blue oysters from the police academy and asked passers unrestrained and pour vodka, ate in an hour.

XXX is
You are better (=

For the suicide: I remember with me for the halture calculated by a box of late hematogen
Did you eat a whole box?
for suicide: yes
LILIT: How well Alexandra and Sophia hugged. We had a whole package. Not used for a long time.
To suicide: so we are similar and we need to get married
LILIT: I think yes :D
LILIT: I love you, you are my hematogen
You are in my ears and I am in your mouth.
The Suicide: UPS
Suicide: The Foolishness
For suicide: I want to. This is usually the case in marriage.
LILIT: ambiguously :D

I: Well, you know, you count on yourself that he is a prince on a white horse/black maybach (who like), and he is here for you: listen, you are like my sister/best friend/mother/grandmother

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *I imagined the situation....* After a chic date, on a black maybach, the guy accompanies the girl to the house... say goodbye, he takes her hand in his own, looks in the eyes... and says... YOU ARE ME AS BABA!!! to

xxx: I sit in the evening in the innet, wanted a beer, went down, took it out of the refrigerator, opened it, made two gloves, put a notebook behind the screen (I always do it).
xxx: minutes after 20 went to sleep, closed the notepad, I look - behind him 3 open bottles of beer stand and from each of the strength two gloves made)

xxx: On the street +45, and on the radio they say that +34. Idiots are made of workers.
Yyy: Judging by this play with the weather, they are not people fools, but gods. They said in the heavens, “Be a half-potter,” and our “Not a hero!” +36"

In 10 minutes
XXX: Fuck, now the clouds are running and the thunder grimps!
Zeus was the first!and 😉

taken from ZH
From the memories of instructor Lehi. "One time we went to the alloy in November, three. The chats stumbled, so the camp was already shattered. They placed tents in the dark, touched, opened the fire, and for a long time the teas were chasing. And in the morning I pulled out a black socks from the bottom of the boiler. And I remembered that we didn’t throw the boiler into the boiler..."

The younger sister had fun.
The girl is smart...but she can’t cope with her speech.
Sitting with Mom in the kitchen... Mom asks her how long the daughter is? Little Ash trembled of joy and as she will say: "Sit not fast!"....mama in stupor.
xxh: I looked at the clock and with tears in my eyes I floated... 13:50 exactly "No ten two"))))))))))))))))))))))))

yyy (23:40:56 8/06/2010)
I have not used vinyl for a long time.

yyy (23:41:15 8/06/2010)
It is now free.

xxx (23:41:29 8/06/2010)
When was it paid in Russia?

A real conversation at the bar. There are two kinds of men: one who is not measured (1) and one who is not measured (2)
1: and out and out. The one who cries and cries in a horizontal position becomes sweet, soulful and unwilling to experiment.
2: - Well, I't look at her... even under the fly.
1: Of course, you’t get caught up, but why? Because I can drink more of you.

Don’t wait, I’ve done it a thousand times!
YYY: How is it?
XXX: The Glasses
Tagged: xd

Our apartment is large, so we are always looking for a phone call. And our sensitive ear creature is rubbed by this same tube, apparently irritating. And here, the phone rings, I walk there and there, I look, I go into the living room - it lies. I approached, but the cat was ahead of me. With a stolen sight, he flies to the pipe, squeezes on it with his leg (and on the same button), the pipe, naturally, silences, the cat, quite squeezing, runs away. I am caught with wild laughter. And now imagine the reaction of the caller: first no one fits, then "miu" instead of "allo", silence and loud rust.

After the graduation, I stayed with a friend. The wife is also a former classmate, they are happy in marriage, a 15-year-old son. A woman in the kitchen makes a salad and says to her son:
Go to the store and buy olives.
C: This is how to buy condoms, so you can, and like olives to buy, so "Witch, run".

xxx you know...
In terms of price/quality ratio.
XXX: The shaggy hat has no equals!! to

Class: The class is. Video surveillance systems for the home are quite inexpensive, while knowing the login and password, you can view all your cameras from any comp (with an injection). You sit at work and watch how cats behave.)

Stratus: And there is no video-puzzling system for walking around the table?