– Abram Moiseevich, why do you want to leave? What does not please you?
I am not happy with your attitude toward homosexuality.
What is the problem, is it all calm?
Under Stalin they were shot for this, under Brezhnev.
He was forcibly treated, and now it is normal. So here, I am
I want to leave this country before it becomes mandatory.

Yesterday I walked down the bridge, I watched — stands a guy with a girl, next to two big ones. One falls on a girl’s foot.
- "Bl@$y, s**a, y***y are the decepticons!!and "
O_O

The question of values!
I call the IT department and say, the wheel has flown, it needs to be reinstalled, I cannot send payments through the bank clint!
The answer:
- Fuck, what a wire, I poured the dough with cold water!

Love is when it doesn’t even shake.

In response to:
Do you also think that when you have enough babies, then you will have a girl?
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The MLA! I think so every day. What, is it not so? Don’t break my stereotypes!! to

How do butterflies have sex?
yyy: beautifully

My proposal - once every six months to take each deputies to any Russian city and leave there without a passport, a mobile phone and with the amount in the pocket corresponding to one MROT, and in a month, if it survives, to take back. Maybe they will reason after that they will be more adequate and work will start...

The real dialogue on aut.ru:
Bread increased by 30%, gas, housing and gasoline by 40%, medicines by 100%, fruits and vegetables by 20%, dairy products by 60%, milk by 70%. But inflation growth in the country, according to the government, was only 8 percent. It turns out that the consumer basket of Russians includes some sort of dark cheap matter, which attracts such a small inflation. Just like in the universe.
[2]: Maybachs, ocean yachts, superjets and other consumer goods are probably cheaper. Are they not the people of Algeria? ? Here is a plus for a minus and is drawn.

by Teemayn:
I found a lome...
A day with my parents. In the process, my mother revealed my psychological allergy O_o.
With each of her sentences "Tell me what to do?" I scream.
My cheek is hurt, and she is struggling.

Response to Mail:
You went to the moon and there is no toilet paper, so what do you do?
The American flag is 100%.

Dear fans of Half-Life! The weapon, or rather, the tool of labor which you are endowed at the beginning of the game, and which is its symbol, along with the lambda in the circle... it is not a break... it is not even a mounting... it is, stupidly - a knot!

On the last Friday of July, the amines are immortal.

The teacher at the first lecture, reading the magazine: "Well, there are no foreigners in the group, there will be no problems with the language..."

The voice from the audience: "What?and "

I choose a gift for my brother. The seller offers a carpet with nephritic plates:
When a person sits on it, the body temperature drops immediately by thirty degrees!

L: I didn’t buy it at all.
My brother scratched me as a child, but I’m not so bad.

Sick in the summer. I sat behind the comp, squeezed in a sweater, and threw on the sofa next door. The jacket falls. Well, nothing, he barely reached the floor, raised it, and threw it again. The cloth lay down for a few seconds and slipped to the floor. In anger, I decided to repeat. The shirt was on the floor again. No, I was against removing it elsewhere, I continued to throw it away. At 5 times, the t-shirt was delayed for a longer time, but it still fell. I thought... There was obviously something wrong with him, falling, as if he was trying to tell me what it was. I got up and looked around the floor, but found nothing. At some point I realized that I could control them, or rather climb them off the couch. I dropped him, he stopped and fell. I ordered them, but soon my mother came and turned off the fan.

How well, when the phrase "they lived long and happy and died in one day" does not refer to the screws in the mirror.

I sit in the line to the dentist and I hear a child’s voice:
Father, tell me more about the theory of probability.
— — —
Oh, someone would tell me.
Student, 2 courses

The girls! If you dream of a prince on a white horse, think about it. Why a second horse?

To protect themselves from falling revenue, operators are trying to secure state support, relying on the fact that as a result of the growth of VoIP services (above Internet protocols), a significant portion of voice traffic will be out of control of the state, which will “inevitably provoke concerns about security issues.” In addition, “most of the brands operating in the territory of the Russian Federation, such as Skype and ICQ, are of foreign origin, and therefore it is necessary to ensure the protection of the domestic manufacturer in this area,” the press release said.

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Did they protect them at all? It is not even funny anymore.
The first is the problem of telephone connections, that they have fallen in income. Secondly, what kind of hell does the government need to listen to our phones and look at our emails? In Russia, everything is so bad, and every second terrorist? Russia is called a democratic country.
Yes, and it’s just nonsense and absurd... Something I have to do about this.

Everyone who agrees.

They ate with their hermits. The operator gets a few million rubles a day and it's crazy little. Skype to prohibit, aska to prohibit, ordinary phones to prohibit. The fucks. This is a fucking country.