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[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26688
 01.03.2010
People I did it. I disassembled the folder "Disassembly"!!!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №26687
 01.03.2010
YYY: The right moment is not up. Has there ever been such a thread?
xxx: no
Is the President’s New Year’s Greeting counted?
xxxx: or issue of certificate
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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №26686
 01.03.2010
The most terrifying thing is to get in touch in the morning after drinking and see "My Photos (6)"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №26685
 01.03.2010
freedom ‎(0:55):
I got a guy here.)
ElMejOR ‎(0:55):
Tell him that he is a deer.
freedom ‎(0:56):
I am sorry for him.
ElMejOR ‎(0:56):
Tell him that he is a miserable deer.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26684
 01.03.2010
Yesterday I dragged my husband to the shopping center in the hope that he will finally buy me an original phone charger for the furious one and a half thousand rubles. He took the coat and bought it for me.
XXX: But the joke is not that, I never bought the charging. My dear, he says.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №26683
 01.03.2010
In general, the applications developed for Linux environments are quite wise. I only met one program, which was an exception to this rule. This is a hot-babe utility that monitors the load of the processor. It is made in the form of a girl dressed in a mini jersey. If the load of the processor increases, the clothing on the paint becomes less. With 100% involvement of the stone, the virgin is completely naked. Thus, bringing the system to a complete stupor, the user is comforted by freelance images.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №26682
 01.03.2010
XXX: What did I remember?Dezdemon was betrayed?
Yyy: No, of course, he was suffocating her because of the little tits.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26681
 01.03.2010
23 February.
I bought 0.5 cognac and 0.5 pepsi.
It was 1:1.
Pepsi is left.
Defeat the Slavs.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №26680
 01.03.2010
Father’s status at work on Skype: "I work so that the horses turn around".

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №26679
 01.03.2010
So you want to say to someone of the male sex “I love you”... call your dad? The probability of mutuality is 100%.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26678
 01.03.2010
A friend of Azky burned, I called him twice in the morning, he was silent in the phone. I ask – what is that? He said, “Sorry, I thought you were a alarm clock. Pizdec, I am a wake-up buddy.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №26677
 01.03.2010
A boring lecture. The fourth couple. All in a half-dead state, they write on one willpower. and silence. Here one guy throws a pen and looks up from the notebook. His face shifts toward universal wisdom. A slow deep breath.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №26676
 01.03.2010
I wanted to write that I forgive you and let you go, but the hand trembled and it came out: "Fire in hell, shit!"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №26675
 01.03.2010
Remember, there was a series about the dog Ginger? About the Collie.
Would you like Leslie?
Oh yeah yeah
There was a series about the dog Charlie.
It was Rex.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №26674
 01.03.2010
But someday there will be such a group, listening to which we will say:"And the Ranets were nothing"...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №26673
 01.03.2010
Status of the girl in contact:

The Sugar:
*IN LOVE* Tenderness and passion, white ointment, lady from the cover, girl-cat, sensitive look, loving poison, burning mixture, better not lie down. A cute girl, a rough girl, a sleeve with a knife on the sleeves, an angel, a doll, a straw, a male, only V.I.P - be careful a blonde!! to

The good feat:
Is this a cloud tag?

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №26672
 01.03.2010
to spoil, to spoil, to spoil, to spoil.
(c) Third volume of Clover Dal.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26671
 01.03.2010
Laxatives, as it turned out, act much more effectively after the expiration of the expiry date.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №26670
 01.03.2010
There are such meetings...
I went to the bar and ordered 100 cognac. The bartender executed the order, I wanted to pay, but I was stopped by an unknown man: "Sorry, did you rest in 1979 in Sochi in the Emerald Pension?" You lived in a room 43 and ordered harcho, lilium and compot for lunch all the time?” I strained my memory, more than 30 years still passed, and I replied as it is: "About Sochi and the pension, it's all right, and I'm not sure about the room and the room." “You probably don’t remember me, but I have a preferential debt. You left too suddenly, and I didn’t have time to calculate. Let me pay for your cognac.” With these words, he talked to the bartender and went out.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №26669
 01.03.2010
Here is the time that commentator N. Ozerov dreamed of:
“When our players play the same way as the hockey players.”

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