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People I did it. I disassembled the folder "Disassembly"!!!!! to
YYY: The right moment is not up. Has there ever been such a thread?
xxx: no
Is the President’s New Year’s Greeting counted?
xxxx: or issue of certificate
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The most terrifying thing is to get in touch in the morning after drinking and see "My Photos (6)"
freedom (0:55):
I got a guy here.)
ElMejOR (0:55):
Tell him that he is a deer.
freedom (0:56):
I am sorry for him.
ElMejOR (0:56):
Tell him that he is a miserable deer.
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Yesterday I dragged my husband to the shopping center in the hope that he will finally buy me an original phone charger for the furious one and a half thousand rubles. He took the coat and bought it for me.
XXX: But the joke is not that, I never bought the charging. My dear, he says.
In general, the applications developed for Linux environments are quite wise. I only met one program, which was an exception to this rule. This is a hot-babe utility that monitors the load of the processor. It is made in the form of a girl dressed in a mini jersey. If the load of the processor increases, the clothing on the paint becomes less. With 100% involvement of the stone, the virgin is completely naked. Thus, bringing the system to a complete stupor, the user is comforted by freelance images.
XXX: What did I remember?Dezdemon was betrayed?
Yyy: No, of course, he was suffocating her because of the little tits.
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23 February.
I bought 0.5 cognac and 0.5 pepsi.
It was 1:1.
Pepsi is left.
Defeat the Slavs.
Father’s status at work on Skype: "I work so that the horses turn around".
So you want to say to someone of the male sex “I love you”... call your dad? The probability of mutuality is 100%.
A friend of Azky burned, I called him twice in the morning, he was silent in the phone. I ask – what is that? He said, “Sorry, I thought you were a alarm clock. Pizdec, I am a wake-up buddy.
A boring lecture. The fourth couple. All in a half-dead state, they write on one willpower. and silence. Here one guy throws a pen and looks up from the notebook. His face shifts toward universal wisdom. A slow deep breath.
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I wanted to write that I forgive you and let you go, but the hand trembled and it came out: "Fire in hell, shit!"
Remember, there was a series about the dog Ginger? About the Collie.
Would you like Leslie?
Oh yeah yeah
There was a series about the dog Charlie.
It was Rex.
But someday there will be such a group, listening to which we will say:"And the Ranets were nothing"...
Status of the girl in contact:
The Sugar:
*IN LOVE* Tenderness and passion, white ointment, lady from the cover, girl-cat, sensitive look, loving poison, burning mixture, better not lie down. A cute girl, a rough girl, a sleeve with a knife on the sleeves, an angel, a doll, a straw, a male, only V.I.P - be careful a blonde!! to
The good feat:
Is this a cloud tag?
to spoil, to spoil, to spoil, to spoil.
(c) Third volume of Clover Dal.
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Laxatives, as it turned out, act much more effectively after the expiration of the expiry date.
There are such meetings...
I went to the bar and ordered 100 cognac. The bartender executed the order, I wanted to pay, but I was stopped by an unknown man: "Sorry, did you rest in 1979 in Sochi in the Emerald Pension?" You lived in a room 43 and ordered harcho, lilium and compot for lunch all the time?” I strained my memory, more than 30 years still passed, and I replied as it is: "About Sochi and the pension, it's all right, and I'm not sure about the room and the room." “You probably don’t remember me, but I have a preferential debt. You left too suddenly, and I didn’t have time to calculate. Let me pay for your cognac.” With these words, he talked to the bartender and went out.
Here is the time that commentator N. Ozerov dreamed of:
“When our players play the same way as the hockey players.”