IT-shnik: after the corporate carried home the gentrician, the chief of police, the chief of security and the drunk driver;) I look forward to the promotion

Mom goes into the room and says:
Your pigeon is small, big, daddy.
M isThe big one that fell in me

Comment on the reality of the events in Tired of the Sun 2:

The film is based on real events". This can be said of any movie. For example, about Rambo-2 (or where he in Afghanistan chased the entire Soviet army). No one will deny that there was no war in Afghanistan. This campaign is a real event. The film about this event is therefore "based on real events". All in truth. On one hill, the entire 9th company sits and ferociously repels from the attacks of the militants, and behind the other hill, the brave Ramba chases the rest of the army with vandalism.

This is what everyone says "blonde"...
My wife is a burning brunette with a higher technical education.
But she was late everywhere yesterday because she put her clock on her hand!! to

Do you remember this?

April, drops, heat and summer is near!
In the green suburbs flooded.
This is all Krasnodar. I am in Novosibirsk.
I will sit in my ass.

P.S For those in the city now bad weather - we focus on a full-fledged warm and sunny spring! and ;-)

Where is the big bear?
In the Kremlin

Zulka (18:06) :
What does "direct sales" mean?

by Anka (18:07) :
Taste of Prohibition

by Anka (18:07) :
and pl :D

by Anka (18:07) :
In the hands of the consumer

I have a blonde neighbor and she has Linux.
Ugg: Where are you chewing?
Tagged: Mercury
Ugg: then it is understandable)
This is a fucking street, not a planet.

Director-General of RAO Sergey Fedotov said that
The rejection of the concept of copyright today is observed not only in Russia, but throughout the world.
Society doesn’t know what to pay.

The comments:
XXX: Society does not understand why to overpay
YYY: and society does not understand why to pay RAO
Zzzz: Society does not understand anything

by Alexander:
I bought a toy for a dog, such as a rubber hose of a dim-white color, in puppies in processes, stars. I liked the four legs. In the evening, it was time to go to bed, Loli left a toy on my bed. I threw her to the closet, so that at night if I get up so as not to come, or she is still feeding... I turned off the light to sleep, I turn to the side, I open my eyes and the toy shines in the dark, I am still stuck, not scary, but not pleasant... Such a cold blue-shade of the leather from the half.
by Petro:
Then she talked to me.)
by Alexander:
They both were silent.
by Petro:
The painting with oil: you lie down, you quietly look at her... and she... quietly, slowly blinking, without breaking your gaze in your eyes))))
by Alexander:
Take care of your living imagination.
by Petro:
And I also have a theory, when you don’t look at the pot with pasta, they crawl there, weave-displays and carry out plans like, penetrating inside you, subjugate your mind... under the cover dark, there can be everything.)

1st What shit is this in my garden?!?! to
2nd Fuck it’s not me!! to
1st Who are the Frogs?!? to
2nd These are dogs!
1st Do dogs know how to wipe their ass with paper?! to

by felix812
I sleep...the phone trr trr trr trrp, I open my eyes, I watch a friend call, time 4:11. I think again to walk calls, I will not take. She is persistent, calling and calling. I raise...
(In a drunk voice)
I'll be home soon, and I'll be fine. He puts the phone...

status of a friend on facebook'e: who is Sabrina Ivanova? We have 26 common friends with her, but no one knows who I ask.

Garlic
In the morning there was no toilet paper.
Well, I think I’ll go to the store after running – I’ll buy it.)
I went, I fled
I decided to go to the store too :)
It was all red, all red, with rest.
I come in, I take the TV, I go to the box.
Treasures on the shelf)

I should have seen the seller’s face :)
Imagine the guy all red, squeezed with rest rushed to the store for the TV ))
She laughed hard :)
I too, I too )

Every man, writing in societies. Toilet, considers it his duty to wash all the pieces of shit from the walls of the toilet with a stream!

On the party in the institute it is written:
Who does anal sex like you?
and angry...

My neighbor had all the physics. XD is

I do not understand the issue of Ukraine’s placement on the territory of the Russian Navy.

Dialogue between son (C) and mother (M):
C: I brought the baked cake.
M: You could also bring me a delicious snack.
C: Well, I brought you a cake o_o
M: I don’t like them! Will I be pushing now?! to
Q: Do you not like it? Why do you buy them all the time?! to
M: I buy you.
A: I don’t like them either. O_O O_O

Minimus : jy regbk 2 gfhs pf 300
Minimus: he bought 3 pairs for 600
Realman: Ohuenno translated

At work, a colleague is questioned by the director of some company - what he spent the money on. Dialogue is this:
25,000 dollars, what did you spend on?
This is... we bought... a ballayka!
Maybe it is, Ballard?
No to Balak!
O O O O O!!! The Stradivari?