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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №26448
 24.02.2010
I walk past the school, where it is placed a sign of the type "Driver, careful children". The children are crushed, signed "spin-gries"

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №26447
 24.02.2010
Why do you call me a child?
Mr. Bugatti: Because you behave like a little girl, you will behave like a big girl, then I will not call you big.
I act like a big man. I fucking my clothes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №26446
 24.02.2010
Politicians come and go, insults, slander, corruption remain.
Three K’s on which power is based.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №26445
 24.02.2010
What is the difference between American and Soviet thinking? What does it matter where people live?
WOW: look at
Typical American – I want to live cooler than my neighbor
I want my neighbor to live worse than me.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №26444
 24.02.2010
We dry with my husband's daughter's head (3,5 years old) with a hairdresser, and she rattles and runs away. On request to:
First, I do not want. Secondly, you are unfriendly.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №26443
 24.02.2010
nicknamed (13:46:16 22/02/2010)
I gave you a gift for 23 years. You will need it in 70 years. He is so black! And the straight!

Fox (16:19:29 22/02/2010)
The grave?

nicknamed (12:43:48 23/02/2010)
and domino!


[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №26442
 24.02.2010
by nnick44:
at the customs office as if to the question "weapons drugs?"", not hearing, thinking about the passengers ask, thoughtfully answered - "only a father-in-law..." was released with laughter in 5 seconds:)
But I have gold :)

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26441
 24.02.2010
February 23, the status of the girl:

Anya Birtsina: Boys, what to protect? Don’t offend at least...or not so often.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №26440
 24.02.2010
The girl (d) just sent her photo to the guy (p).
How, just to be honest? ?
No, they won’t throw any coins at you.
D is?? In the sense?? to
In other words, not a fountain.
D - ahahahaha and you are cultural

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №26439
 24.02.2010
Let’s do virtual sex.

WOW: How is it?

I approach hard breathing to your body I approach from behind and start kissing your gentle neck with gentle kisses barely touching your skin

WOW: Go on you.

I push the mouse cursor to your nick, press the right mouse button - add to the list of ignored.

[ + 106 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26438
 24.02.2010
Do you know what:

15th March 10 years of the character "gayek" from "chips and deals"!! to

Whoever remembers!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №26437
 24.02.2010
With 23 men.
This day will show who will get the gift on March 8th.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26436
 24.02.2010
Make it so that in Moscow there is even more snow for 40cm. I want my dog to walk out of the apartment on the 1st floor.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №26435
 24.02.2010
A familiar photographer posted a photo with a naked girl, named the "probe of light"
the first comment: "good light"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №26434
 24.02.2010
We watch with our wife the show about birds that throw eggs into other people's nests.
The Wife: WOW! You are exactly the same! You always throw your eggs on my half bed.

[ + 96 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26433
 24.02.2010
My father drinks.
YYY: You need to put it on online games
There people even quit smoking.

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26432
 24.02.2010
Smile to! You will succeed. I believe in you.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №26431
 24.02.2010
A few years ago, I spent a vacation on an international holiday base. There was a black American living with us nearby, from New Jersey. Well, they taught him to bow on the "Great and Powerful," and in particular one duty phrase, after which he was poured always and everywhere. Picture of oil:
Young people sit, drink and eat. Appropriate buoy negro and with a characteristic accent gives out: Chuvaki, ne kriste, daite vodka! The humble people silently pour, silently drink, and silently look after the leaving Negro.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №26430
 24.02.2010
My friend seemed to be as close as possible to becoming a truffler. We sit, in short, on courses, we joke with the code, he asks for the toilet, stands up and flies to the blow. Running past my compass, five meters from me it stops. He takes five steps back and says, “It’s a mistake in the code!” and goes on. corrected the error. I am in Houston...

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №26429
 23.02.2010
When you cut off a person’s head in Photoshop, you realize that it’s so beautiful when people are bald.

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