Q: How about yourself? Did you go to the circus?
WOW: Ahah, I started jongling with three wooden rings (these are blades with holes). You throw one, then another... while you catch the first and throw the third, the second flies into the head, you run away from it with a whisper.
XH: 0_o

Where are you being made so smart?
Where you were not made!

It is an unbeatable pleasure to observe some kind of copnik (judging by speech) being copied with a well-written fluid bot.
Battle of the Titans.

You are like a doctor...
2: Let it go
It has been a week of drowsiness and pain somewhat incomprehensible in the abdomen
Do you masturbate?
1 is now?

***Squared***
> let’s make a tour of sex hoops)))

***Squared***
> the shop

Irish
andgt; *ROFL*

Irish
> sex hopp? ?

Irish
> "You are going to get rid of it? What if I find?and "

He who has not gone fucking when guests are in the house does not know what is "uncomfortable".

Go away from the chat!!! to
Admin: The user was removed at his own request!

A child without a month 2 years. The radio was silent. The sound of silence... silence...
The child gives out: "Uncle!? The Aunt? → People!!!!and "

They have an off-site test one a-la "license roulette" - one of the questions:

Where do you buy the sausage?

in the cabbage shop. It is fresh and delicious there.

I download a virtual sausage cut from torrents. It is free there.

The man who takes her out of the sausage factory. What did he wear under his shirt? He is washing. Probably though.

I am a man from the previous answer.

I hear someone sneezing at work today. The further dialogue:

Be Healthy! Grow up big!! to
... thank you. I raise.

What do you have against people?
yyy: genocide and misanthropy..=="

A girl came to take a course on the OOP. See - the project is in a folder with the name approximately "Dina, here is the course"

Record in the journal about the events in the fitness club of Yaroslavl:"Today at 15.30 in the bathroom complex were noticed 2 cockroaches! At first we thought they were doing what was forbidden, but what they usually do, and then looked up and realized that they were just fighting! And since they could not damage the club, the fight was decided not to stop, as a result of which after 5 minutes there were already 5 fans in the bath and bets were made! After a fight, the winner was taken out of the club and released! And the second was buried as a hero in the garbage cage!

She: Yes, you are of course the strongest, the smartest, the right...
But my breasts are there.)
I mean, we have a fox.
Your breasts are beautiful. :DD
He is more practical.
How will you feed your children, right?
She: O God! better do not answer >.<

I still don’t like girls chewing gum... And you know why? Then guess why I shaved my forehead for the first time in my life (((

Yesterday in the metro. A girl with a book. Instead of putting paper 10 rubles. After thinking, I realized that putting in Russia is more expensive.

Polinka: Andrushenko today in your absence was glued to Olečka)
IRA : Yes!!! Yes!! Yes!!! to
IRA: He will take away from me, Daaaah

xxx: that remembered: when I was 6 years old, I had a brother, and, accordingly, I saw all his male causes and thought very much...
Then I ran to my mom with these eyes 0_0 and in panic asked:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! And if my brother writes like this, showing his hand the size, what is the father then??? It is 20 times more!
My mom laughed so much that she fell out of bed.)

Why haven’t you been in a couple?
I was, at all.
Surely it wasn’t me...

At the end of the 1990s one of the legal institutions of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia. Saturday instruction of the head of the course before the "walk" to the dance competition:
And in general, I always envyed these dancers, I would also like to be in their place and embrace a thin girl's body every day.

“If you were in their place, comrade captain, you would have dreamed of hugging the same blushed and hairy man as you are.

Three dresses out of line and eternal glory