I will recognize men as the stronger sex only when they finally stop walking all the way and borrow from me, the single woman, a hammer, pieces, scissors and money.

Maxim sits in front of the comp and plays Warcraft II. From the columns there is a voice of the peasants: "Yes, my Lord!", "It will be done, my Lord!". Max, without breaking away from the compound, says:
See also Milard. You are " fool, fool"

<nWarrior> Hi my dear friend!
<nWarrior> I write because of the idea that visited me possibly because of alcohol addiction.
<nWarrior> Do you want a beer with me?
<CupTwoOne> by Alexey Your explanation puts me in a miserable state.
<CupTwoOne> do you find it?
<nWarrior> Yes, I have already been told.
<nWarrior> I heard this from my son for the first time:
<nWarrior> "Father, you are burning with your speeches!and "

Like an adult guy already, and still does not give a rest one question - here in the movie "People in Black" in the MiB agency worked hundreds of people, and each had a name in one letter - Agent J, Agent K, etc. But the letter is only 26, how did they distinguish the rest? >_<
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Unicode is no different.

FFF
Denis, what will happen if you press ' System Restore' on comp
Beronix
The time will go back... Lenin will come to life, red flags will appear everywhere... and on May 1st, the streets will be filled with thousands of smiling people...

<TheSITH> Cabbage cabbage will taste better if you replace it with black or red.

Commentary on Harry Potter:
The cute kids Daniel Redcliffe and Rupert Grint grew up and turned into a couple of muddy roots. Red precisely cut off my cell phone in the spring in the Ložniki.

xxx: I see you are good at html, young man, you would not like to open an internet business, would we design a website for you?

xxx: all inclusive, one window principle, short term and fair price

Gynecologist to buy.

rbm13s is out. At work to do a nephig, I decided to clean the key. I got the right shift, and from there some creature stumbled on me and wrapped under the letters o_0
Tagged with: Hujas! She steals your food! ?

by :
Hermione’s breasts are slightly smaller than those of adult Emma Watson.
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I’ve read all Potteriana’s books several times. Where is the size of Hermione’s breasts ever discussed???? to

Category: Spanish Tritons
I give free unpretentious cold-blooded amphibians.The length is approximately 15 cm to feed 2 times a week, the sounds do not make for life do not complain

He visited his wife’s parents in a small town in the Nizhny Novgorod region, inhabited exclusively by harsh Nizhny Novgorod metalworkers. The money was brought in fashion - on a plastic card. It turned out that there are no ATMs in the town, and only one local branch of Sber works with cards. We had to pay a large sum. I went to the bank. Can I remove thousands of rubles from my card? No say - there is no such amount, we will order, come tomorrow. I come tomorrow. I ask the cashier, is there money for me? And here this fool on the whole hall, hit by the harsh downtown metallurgists, reads:" Valya, *** thousands, which THIS MAN ordered, came???"... How the metalists looked at me.

and Grazhdanin.

Listen, this soup should probably be thrown away, it has been in the refrigerator for two weeks.
YYY: I just ate it yesterday.
X: Did nothing happen to you?
YYY: How it did not happen! So much has happened! I washed, went to the store, went out to the internet, slept - a bunch of things happened to me!
Eck on you soup worked...I persuaded you to leave it for another week. =) is

The fucking. I have already arrived before that. Make the button -- "author -- a fool!". There is no strength anymore...

If we split up, that doesn’t mean we won’t get married.
I am in Aachen.

Sometimes you look like your mother, sometimes you look like your mother.

A: I think the best player of the match was Ivanov.
Only Ivanov himself could write such a shit.

Recently in the network found, punctuation and spelling saved:

My child, a six-year-old girl, was a terribly lazy creature, watered the flowers and poured a couple of tablespoons of fluid on the floor. Looking around, no one can see me, I was not noticed, and very quickly wiped the floor with a cat, who was roaring near the lawn. The cat didn’t even wake up, and I couldn’t break up from the whistle for ten minutes. I wonder which of them is more lazy: a daughter who is lazy to go down for a cloth, or a cat who doesn't even wake up in the water pond.

M@rmeladk@: Hello!
~F_I_L~: the gift
M@rmeladk@: are you the guy?
~F_I_L~: I am herda nach

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