When you eat someone’s eyes, try not to chew.

xxx> and I am going to strip dance class tomorrow
xxx> I will learn to dance for my future boyfriend
yyy> :D
xxx and gt; what!? to
yyy> Yes, I thought that you can do another month in the bordell, also for the future guy you will learn :)

Is it possible to take 5 minutes for Stasi not to ask a stupid question?
Stay: For what?

The theme of childhood.
I found out that my girlfriend from childhood believed that the stitch is innate!!!!!!)
And she was very upset, because she didn't have a bracelet - not lucky, so she went to her dad.
I wore it for a long time.)

Returning from the army. Everyone has a coat, a hijacker type on the knee. The bomb is:
- Give me a little bit, I will reveal to you the secret so that family life is strong, long.
And all the drunk already, let’s collect coins on a common wave in the pockets.
And only Leha is like that - gets the tableholder and gives, like you, father, tell your secret.
And that: learn to suck the fucking man, deeply and without hands. Do it from heart and do not demand anything in return.
Lecha is a former hockey player. The man did not have time to negotiate yet, and he already exploded in the sky with his heels and flew somewhere to the urn. But the drunk, fucking he will be... The officer did not let go, stood up on his elbow, and with the reproach as follows:
What are you fighting? Or do you think it’s above your dignity, O daughter?
EtoGux

I work out in the evening.
I go somehow through one of Peter’s sleeping areas, stopping the body of questionable sobriety and provincial appearance.
I: Where are we going?
The body is 24.
I sound the price, the body agrees, let it into the salon and roll onto the prospectus leading to the center. After five minutes, the body grabs and cries:
Stay where I went!

Near the road stands a small anchor with the inscription "wash 24 hours".

We go by car, at the stop burns garbage and mint its bacon of minerals water...
"Yes, they are such that they don’t abandon their own in trouble..."

The airport. The controller gives permission to drive. The aircraft carrier is going to shave the grass around the lights on the roll, the equipment is classic. The weather is so smooth, and the man wears a tent coat. Cutting the grass. At this point, Jak42 begins to roll along this steering track and the controller gives the command to release the lane. Uncle departs 25-30 meters and stands and waits. Cappuccino on the head, hair in the hand. The boat passes by, the airplane driver welcomes the crew. Everyone on the plane sees a figure in a coat, a cap, and a shovel in the hand that welcomes the hand. Crew: "The command tell him to put the bark down until our passengers jumped!"

I went to a friend for tea at a visit to the new house. He still has a puppy that is wavey, speaking) I approach him and gry "Kesha wants to eat?" and here Kesha gives "and no noh*y from here!"I am in shock!! to
Vasa, what is it?? to
Basil: previously lived on the 4th floor, and the cage of Kesha at the window was standing, and on the window the pigeons were constantly chasing.. here I was chasing them.. now the main thing is that the parents do not approach the cage (

I talked to a fellow bassist:

I: I watched the trailer, I will buy it in a week.
He has testified?
I: O_O
He said, “Well, I took a bat for myself, a cup on it, with a seller. He’s on guitar, I’m on bass.
I: Oh, I presented, I am approaching a nice manager. You know, I’ve watched the bed here, but I don’t know if it’s for me or not. Can you help me with the check?

<alinka> Quad: What do I do, Mike with the inscription fuck me up?? to

We captured hostages, blocked all entrances and exits, cut off cables, as you ordered.
WOW: very good
But then this guy came in, he went through the ventilation, went through the broken glasses and killed everyone we sent to stop him!
Has he released the hostages?
No, he didn’t look at them. Just knocked the cables on the spot, drum something about the aptaim

Strang: Ohohohohohohohoho!! Drink a litre of energy! I will not do anything actively!! :D

Thanks to this:

I saw a man throwing a tree today, a young man, holding for a long time!
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I remembered what I forgot to do.

The grandfather is sitting in a line in the clinic, it is immediately visible that he has long been in a deep marasma on "you". He sits down, sits down, suddenly grumbling about something, jumping up and shouting, “And what kind of shit I’m sitting here!”?!The guy sitting next to me, turning red, replies, “Dad, you’re behind me.”

c) The drone

My mom and sister were about to leave and they left me a 4-year-old nephew sitting on the toilet. They say, teach him to wipe the pop, you as a child, among other things, your uncle also taught. I waited until the little one finished, I called my uncle:"Oleg, how did you teach me in childhood to wipe my ass?", answer:"What’s new again? have forgotten? Wait, I will come"
The little boy had to go to the bathroom to shower.

to this:
The night.
The Clinic.
The lamp.
The Chamber.
I sit down and swallow the thyroid.
With me there are three other psychopaths: the Chief Doctor, the Student, Sisadmin.



On the bed was a whirlwind.
Everything repeated like old.
An empty package.
The Chamber.
The Clinic.
The lamp.

From Chat
She: Yes, you're me 1cm lower than you're a guy at all
I: Well who are you by your logic if I have breasts bigger than yours?

I want to work, I want to work, but I will not.

to this:
to this:
My cat and I have one point of view on life – fuck everything that moves and no responsibility.
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I hope you don't see O_O
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When they meet, they play the "marine figure" at the site of zamri. They freeze and wait. Whoever first did not stand and moved, he was not lucky.