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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №26328
 21.02.2010
Saintless (23:40:48 20/02/2010)
The speaker from the Olympics now mocked:
The man said he won the gold medal.

Saintless (23:41:29 20/02/2010)
I can’t hear what he says himself.

Saintless (23:42:02 20/02/2010)
commentator translates: "Yes, I won the gold medal and now I will have to live with it((("

Saintless (23:43:04 20/02/2010)
How will he live with that now? :)

Shera (23:43:28 20/02/2010)
He joins the group of Anonymous Champions.

Saintless (23:44:36 20/02/2010)
Collecting in a circle.

Saintless (23:45:12 20/02/2010)
Hello, my name is Michael, I am an Olympic champion.

Saintless (23:45:27 20/02/2010)
Choir:"Hello, Michael"

Saintless (23:46:29 20/02/2010)
"I crashed and became a two-time champion(("


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №26327
 21.02.2010
The xxx:
Girl, do you want to meet?

YYYY :
I am your wife, stupid 😉

The xxx:
Oh, sorry, I was wrong by the window :)))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №26326
 21.02.2010
to this:
Men think of sex every 52 seconds, women think of sex once a day.
One of the comments:
Also interesting, if I have sex with my girlfriend 3 times a day, what does she think about the other 2 times?

She thinks – " you! Better once than three and a half minutes!"

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №26325
 21.02.2010
Purga, butterfly, on the road, I overtake as fast as possible, a step, two guys. Both cover their faces as much as possible.

1 - The wind, the wind, you are powerful, you chase the piles of clouds.
2 - The wind, the wind, you are ugly, you would blow in the back, not in the mouth.

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №26324
 21.02.2010
No, Andrew, I understand it all.
Exiled from the Institute
Tag: fired from work
What had to be done to get rid of the army?? to

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №26323
 21.02.2010
21.02 07:35 Latvian hackers published new data on the incomes of public servants

People, we need to publish the incomes of our civil servants, give in the best.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №26322
 21.02.2010
xxx: We have a football club in Irkutsk "Football". The coach is obviously A. G.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26321
 21.02.2010
We, in fact, in classical crosses (3x3) there are only 2 levels of difficulty.
thx: "a dumb bot" and "impossible to beat"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №26320
 21.02.2010
I sit behind the compot, in front of me two glasses of beer - to the right and to the left. The husband is crawling in his compass, asking to give him a beer. I ask :
Which is yours?
Close to the balcony and further from the closet.
Rabbit, for my sake he developed a strategy for communicating with people who do not distinguish between right and left! I love.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №26319
 21.02.2010
Nemaya Dora: in the community "hu(d)eem together" in the day's summary "By physical activity: only.. 30 minutes of fast walking, sex"
Did she follow a man?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №26318
 21.02.2010
He was so harsh that when he played in the counter, he connected the steering wheel and pedals to it.

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26317
 21.02.2010
From a commentary on
by Prostooksana:
One grandmother came to the doctor (my) with the request: "Doctor, write me a certificate so that the trees are spinning, or I'm dark. In ZEU said, if the doctor will give a certificate - spim". At ZEU, they thought, joked and got rid of it, and the doctor also joked - gave a certificate.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №26316
 21.02.2010
In Moscow, a band of robbers was detained, preparing an attack on the incassors. Two of the four bandits turned out to be police officers...Why is this provocative accent? Was it impossible to write, “In the gang, besides the police officers, there were ordinary citizens”... or “not all the gang consisted of police officers”... And why not emphasize that those who came to take them did not join the robbers, but honestly performed their duty?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №26315
 21.02.2010
Preparing for the Olympics in Sochi, in 2014, Russia completely forgot to prepare for the Olympics in Vancouver, in 2010.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26314
 21.02.2010
An announcement in a Texas City newspaper: "Read the Bible to find out what people should do. Read our newspaper to find out what they really do".

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №26313
 21.02.2010
XXX is
So when you carry a girl, there’s a different feeling.

YYYY
So is it.)
Not iron, but warm and soft.)

One boy decided to go out.
Taking the girl in his hands.

She began to slip from his hands.
What would the norm do?
I pulled it up a little and made it more comfortable.

XXX is
And this one?

YYYY
He nodded her knee.

XXX is
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

YYYY
And so nicely struck.

XXX is
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
The fatals!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №26312
 21.02.2010
Returning home late in the evening, I went out of the subway to Beliajevo and I see a guy shooting in the tube:
What a crossroads?! They are dumb here!! to
He seems to be trying to explain...and then:
What a shit shop? The fucking!! The crossroads are two roads!!! You are an idiot!! to
and throws the phone in the snow, with the words: " with asphalt talk"
I came and showed him where the store was.

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26311
 21.02.2010

With our joint efforts, we achieved the result: a universal gift to a man for the upcoming holiday is a delicious dinner served in circular underwear and socks, mines for dessert... :)
It’s a pity to give anyone... hehe.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №26310
 21.02.2010
XX: Help with the scan. Sculpture, 5 letters
It is vodka!!! to

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №26309
 21.02.2010
to this:
to this:
People, support us, we are in Naryan Mar today - 46*(((( We die((((Please we at least -25*. thank you!
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Marrying to Marry to Marry! Tomorrow morning we will send you a flight -25*. Today the frost went down. With respect from Archangel!
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Marry the Marriott!With the archangels -25*, you will have -71*))

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