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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146404
 13.11.2017
The poor in Russia are those who collect bottles that the rich have thrown away.
The middle class gives up.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146403
 13.11.2017
What is your personal life at 12-13 years old??? Ohhhhhhhhhh what? At this age, they play dolls after school.
You are a person with a sexual trait. And in the 12-13 personal life at least swallow...Friends, dolls, games, which with a four-year-old will simply not take. And at least even about the hooligan neighbor’s messing up and onto the big district to drive away... Ah, where my 12((

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146402
 13.11.2017
I am trying to register in the Russian Post. Entered the phone. We wrote "wait for a text message to this phone number"....third day I wait...probably stuck somewhere at the sorting point.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146401
 12.11.2017
Milk, which is worth six months, is not milk, but a milk-like product, which does not contain natural components from the word at all.

Gugliem, "Why milk scratches" "What is the essence of pasteurization". "What is ultrapasterization" We read thoughtfully, refreshing the knowledge from the school course. Stop being paranoid.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146400
 12.11.2017
In Ashan, I constantly encounter a couple of such tactical buyers: camouflage, desert, berts, tactical "arafates", tactical gloves with plastic pads, and tactical backpacks with glazed blood squats (blood group, something there...airborn, skull, that’s all), well, and glasses with orange glasses for shooting – where without them in Ashan. To watch without tears how they fold tactical sticks in tactical backpacks and tactical sausages I can not resolutely. Once I could not withstand, and I wished all of my heart to these pink mommy survivors to try to survive in Ashan. embarrassed

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146399
 12.11.2017
A couple of months ago I changed on one known 100 clutch. After all, the owner (or manager) of the workshop approaches him and says that his stands are all inappropriate. He asks – all that? Yes it all. Need to change? I need to. Okay change it. But for free. To his misunderstood expression of the face, I added – I changed them to you a day ago. And that silence. The divorce did not succeed :wacko:

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146398
 12.11.2017
The news is burning! In the Perm region, a teacher hit a student with a textbook on the fundamentals of morality, it is time to lick stupid children
YYY: Where is the student’s foundation of morality?
Zzz: And where the teacher reaches the textbook, there are the foundations.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146397
 12.11.2017
It has not degraded. Just the frightened boys-programmers, who had previously broken into two boxes with a cat in a rental cottage, now grew up, moved to wives, multiplied, here and the most urgent question for them was "this terrible woman doesn't rubbish the borst, as my mom did" and "this terrible woman wants me to remember the toys, hobbies, names and the age of my children, PAMAGE!"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146396
 12.11.2017
I go on the street today. Someone from the insurance company walks behind the glass door. I see the girl squeezing. The city is small, every day someone is waving, someone is signaling... but the fucking... lighting. And I walked in response.

The girl removed the cloth from her hand...and also waved.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146395
 12.11.2017
Okay, I got it already. A normal mother is able to explain to a child the imperfection of the world. And why the uncle can allow pork, and the mother will not, especially.
My grandmother is like that. Very quickly to the child came to know that she is kind, because rarely appears in his life.
What is Tragedy? Don’t go to that uncle anymore. Or go and pack with pleasure. You can also participate in the process.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146394
 12.11.2017
Are you here like you are from another planet? It is well known that mice only eat cactus. They go to Greece crying and cuddling.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146393
 12.11.2017
The Domestic Makarenko:

A friend with a daughter came to visit. My daughter is small, 10 years old. I have my daughter on the couch to calmly eat the cake and put herself in the bowl. and clean. I go to them to dress up. Two pairs of eyes look at me. Young people - with the enthusiasm of the winner, adults - with the broken pattern...
The morality? Everyone decides how to do cleanliness and to what level. I can walk from the street to the bedroom in my shoes. I have allowed.

There is such a principle of pedagogy: uniformity of influence (school, parents, etc.). He was not invented as an idiot. And he is about the fact that the upbringing of the child is carried out in a single direction. Towards one goal for all participants. Never and under no circumstances should the authority of parents be undermined in the eyes of their child. And you are doing this for selfish reasons: you are looking for popularity in the child by devaluing the prohibitive measures of the parents. Prohibitions are not always bad, permission is not always good. You do not fully understand the distant consequences of your actions, and this lightheartedness is understandable – because you are trying to raise not your children.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146392
 12.11.2017
I don’t understand how you buy shoes on the internet.
WOW: What is wrong?
I have two pairs of shoes from the same company. One forty second, the other forty third. And shoes of another company forty-first size. And all three pairs sit equally well. How do you guess the right size for your website?
Everyone has their own adventures. I buy shoes on the internet, you stick to girls on the internet. And there’s always a risk of getting upset.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146391
 12.11.2017
By the way, the age of the children. One of my acquaintances (from the family of teachers) claimed that the child is a baby lying on the back of the bed, all the others who are older are no longer children, but snakes)))).

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146390
 12.11.2017
According to the mother and sister of the accused, the cash found during the searches was thrown to them.

We count. 9 thousand, let the boxes of 5000. It is 1.8 million bills. Each weighs 1 gram. Do you have 2 tons of sugar?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146389
 12.11.2017
The Corrector's Corner

> men should lie at your feet.

>> The Fatty Troll
Better between.

Not to lie down, but to lick. Are you just lying between your legs?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №146388
 12.11.2017
I am standing with my wife, waiting for the electric car on the platform. In the pocket, the sausages remained, decided to feed the pigeon. I throw a little, I see somebody throwing seeds. I raise my eyes - there is a cute girl and smiles to me, I also smiled to her in response. And the wife came closer, I feel her unhappy look, and, not ceasing to smile to the girl, slightly turned and said to the wife, "If, you are my sister," but it came out louder than planned. Smashed all three. It is shaken))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №146387
 12.11.2017
>Yes, you’ve only eaten salad for the rest of your life "Oliver".

I don’t know if this is a curse or a blessing.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146386
 12.11.2017
XXX: The bitterness of disappointment passed.
Yesterday I learned that my wife changed me with a colleague at work. Which I made it. There are correspondence boxes about how she admits that his MPH was in her! As she asked for more. It turns out that I lived in such a shrouded Santa Barbara that I did not even dare to guess. I have a question about jurisdiction. I broke up... and gave her a p$d not very much, but with blueprints, she went to write a statement to the menta, on the beating. What can light me?

YYY: Finally it is.
For a thousand years, there were no such positions.
Give mailboards, photos of colleagues and wife's breastfeeding.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146385
 12.11.2017
gt, "Ford is testing a new exoskeleton for working with raised hands over the head"
Aaa: It is an imaginary problem. The first month is hard, then the muscles adapt.
BBB: Here’s the screwdriver – why is it? There is also a fictional problem, there is a hole.
ccc: Yes, and on horses were normal, why do we need these cars
Ddd: The legs were normal, why do we need these animals?
Eee: In the ocean it was normal to swim, why do we have these legs?
fff: polyps force on the coral, why swim.
ggg: The unicellular normally photosynthesized, why sit on a coral?
Hhh: Yes, you can simply replicate your pH in a warm algae, why this cellular structure?

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