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[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №28998
 21.04.2010
Again the UG. I forgive you. But still...
I am a single guy for 20 years. of Moscow. Very sympathetic. Many even call it beautiful. Their height is 192 and blue eyes. I study in Sysadmin, I work on two jobs. There is no time to look for the girl. I just want the gentleness and warmth of a woman. I don’t have to eat, I know how to cook. Only for yourself. Please write me, girls.
Two Two Two 86 Two 6 Two 0.
P.s Whoever gives a plus - I will give a beer to everyone without questions, if suddenly there is the only one :)
P. p. s Cat, shredder, blue caterpillar, green six.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №28997
 21.04.2010
As a result of the eruption of the Mordor volcano with the hard-to-pronounce name Orodruin, which arose as a result of getting into the victim of a foreign object, followed by a number of local cataclysms. All flights of nazgûls, dragons and eagles have been cancelled for two weeks due to the rising cloud of volcanic ash. On the territory of Mordor, hundreds of tourists from Gondor, Rohan, Shira and other remote ends of the Mediterranean were stuck. Land routes of communication are blocked by caravans, on ships it is impossible to leave the area near the volcano due to the absence of sea nearby. In addition, the eruption of the volcano, which blocked the routes of communication between the countries, prevents a full-fledged farewell to the governor of Gondor Denetor, who tragically died a few days earlier. The king of Gondor, Eleazar, promised to resolve the situation in the near future.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №28996
 21.04.2010
Once again I was convinced that the connection Life leaves much to be desired) There is a message from the girl of the following content:
I want to see you and touch your face, and whisper to your ear * part of the text is missing *
This is what I always wanted to hear from a girlfriend.

Uncle

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28995
 21.04.2010
From Wikipedia about House 2
News April 19, 2010 - The bus with the participants of "House-2" fell from the bridge on the heatway with the "Anshlag".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №28994
 21.04.2010
In the office printer Bratzer.
Bush cries: Sergey Printer asks me to move his foot blue?
Does he not ask for a scratch?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №28993
 20.04.2010
Rukov: I believe that girls can be divided into two categories - after one you should go to a venereologist, and after another - to a psychiatrist.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №28992
 20.04.2010

I have a Canon 550D.
Review: Mazda 3
YYY: 780 fantasies from Turbo
xxx: won the game, cottage (

by archi_san

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №28991
 20.04.2010
- How many do not learn the correct pronunciation of the word "DURshlag", you pronounce "DURshlag" anyway.
- And don't tell me, I want to call the neighbor by his name - fatherhood, but it's still a shit.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №28990
 20.04.2010
Everyone has a boss as a boss, stuck in the airports of Europe.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №28989
 20.04.2010
Celine: We go to church.
sssr1945: Orthodox?
Celine: No, we are Protestants at all.
sssr1945: A thousand devils! The damned Huguenots!
sssr1945: Sorry, I did not hold back.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №28988
 20.04.2010
The blonde girlfriend was pleased. When asked “Why do you watch House 2?” she replied that when she looked at it, she immediately felt smart.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №28987
 20.04.2010
The xxx:
7% is too much?There are 121 calories and 200 grams.
YYYY :
I won’t take more than two in my mouth.
The xxx:
Don't translate the topic, you better answer me about the sour))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №28986
 20.04.2010
If a man suddenly began to make claims to his wife, which he did not have before, it means that he had a woman who he did not have before and to whom he has no claims.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №28985
 20.04.2010
From the Women’s Forum on Contraception:
"I read an article about safe days and on the first weekend allowed my young man to suicide.) Read more about safe days and enjoy life! She is a mother of four children."

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №28984
 20.04.2010
<Punx> Since 1861, the Russian people have been striking rights. Up to 2 percent.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №28983
 20.04.2010
But here I have a mother-in-law - burned, can I repair it? Here is photo.
yyy: Treatment of drinks on photos, not expensive ;)
XX: I am afraid you are wrong with the community.
yyy: I am afraid that I am the admin of this community.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №28982
 20.04.2010
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have forgotten what shit is.
XXX is wrong?
YYY : No.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №28981
 20.04.2010
And I finally learned the word Eyjafjallajökull.
2 Why? →
1: Why not?
2: What is the practical meaning?
1: It is funny=) Here discusses how to erupt, says such: "This is a volcano, like his...", and I am such with a note of contempt: "Ayafjallajoküdl is it?", and all such at once on me O_O

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №28980
 20.04.2010
In 2009, more than 300 domestic products were awarded the "100 best goods of Russia" label.
I think I am alone in something?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №28979
 20.04.2010
Who would have thought at the end of the 80s that a computer with 8 gigs of memory, a 400 MHz processor, a wireless internet access, a 5 megapixel camera, and a phone, my seven-month-old daughter would be able to halve her mouth.

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