The future is in the fog; the past is in the smoke; but the eyes of the present would not be looked at.

The spring weather is variable, like the heart of a beauty: the April sun just roasted in the windless, as suddenly a strong western wind blossomed. First the clouds escaped, then the clouds climbed, threatening either rain or wet snow. It was cold, the wave rose. The clove was so dull, so freezing because of the rare cloves did not make sense.
He laid a whip, splashed out of the bitter water together with a handful of erce:
Well, that is wonderful! All the fish are alive and healthy, and the worms are stinking.
We went home.
- And to me - everything I catch, to any home to carry, - sadly said
A fisherman nearby.
Is this cat harsh? I asked in politeness, waiting.
Hear another panigyric about the best cat in the world.
- No, it is much worse - replied a colleague at the hunt and told me.
The story of a happy man who does not watch the clock.

I used to go fishing on a stream in a country village, quite far from the city. And then one day it fell under an unexpected, prolonged rain, which was not promised by the synoptics. I sit under a bush with a wet chicken and crawl my teeth from the cold. But I was lucky, a heart-healthy lady came, quite, by the way, very unhealthy, and called in the house - to sit in the warmth to the nearest bus.
As is common in decent houses, the hostess exhibited a bottle for heating.
And accordingly, as often happens after anti-cold prevention, we and her suddenly found ourselves in the same bed, and strangely - naked.
In the evening, I picked up, looked at the clock: horror, the last bus is about to leave without me! He dared, without looking, from the table to the bag of things, a bowl with fish, and, on the way, stuck, salmon polished, broke in the direction of the bus stop. The bus was already leaving, but the driver, noticing my desperate gesture, slowed.
The wife at home met cautiously:
“Why are you dry when it rains on the streets, like the rain?
by KEDRA?
You won’t believe I found such a huge tree.
Rare drops flowed through the leaf.
Why does the water blow you?
An acquainted fisherman poured out to maintain a conversation.
Have you caught fish?
And how though. Take the package in the bag.
The wife went for catch, and there was also a lifticker, such as a buzzhalter, turned out to be some sort of mackerel.
A whole year later, my husband did not let me go fishing under any sauce. A lot of years have passed, but until now, any small fish caught is carried home for a little bit of conviction.

Dale Carnegie’s new book “How to Get Rid of Friends Acquired with My Previous Book” Psychiatry in 2010.

The mood elevator.
Singing on the motive of the dance of the little ducks:

I need silence,
The sky is full of rain.
The rain passes through me.
by Krya-krya

I am free as I am.
A bird in a bird!

When a girl has PMS, the correct answer to any of her questions simply does not exist.

Vinilka (22:27:14 17/01/2010)
You know less, you sleep better.
SunnyGirl (22:27:28 17/01/2010)
You know less than a fool.

A friend told him... his little boy Romka (2 and a half years old)..interested in cleaning...at home constantly cloth requires..and rubs the floors all day...good such a boy..where you tell him..there and washes....And then in the kindergarten the case happened..after..lunch..the teacher sat everyone on the pots..and she went to wash the dishes.... suddenly hears a wild rush..and an incomprehensible noise...runs to the children..and finds such a picture..
Everyone is sitting on pots...and one boy has written by the way...and there’s a roar...and only Romka...where he’s overwhelmed...feverily beating the pool=))

What is the name of a volcano?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Did you get there?

Computers have reached our villages.
Yesterday I walked around the market and saw a man selling keyboards.
Ruble – key

"Now the Post of Russia works 24 hours a day".
Commentary of a familiar customs officer: The post can work at least 25 hours a day, we are from nine to six"

Yesterday, during sex, my girlfriend said I looked like Uncle Woody.

Has she admitted to herself as a coward?

Fuck, fuck, what do you know about it?
One of the officially recorded cases by sexologists... in France.
23-year-old man masturbates up to 75 times a day
Moreover, he came up with a fun system, wires were attached to the penis, while sleeping if an erection happened to ring the bell... ))) so then... learn.

and Mom! by Maaaam!
What is?
Where is the box?
What is?
The box is violet, with Donald. It was in my box.
I have me. I put needles and threads there.
And the labels?? to
He threw out. How many years already. Why do you have these labels?
Has it been thrown out long ago?? to
A week ago, maybe a little more.
by Pizdec

That’s how I fucked the Terminator stickers collection. This bitterness of loss will overshadow the lost phone, the melted salary, the lost hard. Farewell to Childhood
ishu

When I go to work, I change my sandals, and I put my shoes under the table one after the other... it turns out, in front of you can see the socks of one of the shoes... last week one of our girls noticed this and in shock asked, “You have three legs?” Today our programmer Sergey saw me standing up and coming out of the table, and my ‘foot’ remained in place... he in horror ran to the opposite corner of the cabinet and wildly cried ‘a-a-a, his leg is off!!!and "

Sometimes in school, I don’t remember what class the teacher asked me to get up and tell me what famous artists I know. I have invented nothing but Donatello, Michelangelo, Rafael and Leonardo. I was praised. I'm glad she didn't know what a ninja turtle was ;)

cats, odmin, shredder

Mithantrope
I will make you an offer now.
Mithantrope
It becomes difficult to communicate with two people.
mithantrope (01:17:56 19/04/2010)
15 minutes exactly.
mithantrope (01:18:24 19/04/2010)
in general
mithantrope (01:18:33 19/04/2010)
Talk to me.

I went to the CTO's, and there the people were hurt. I sit and wait. The contingent was solid - men from 40. A 25-year-old man comes in. With his sight, he does not see well - he wears lenses. And the lenses with a prick are alia vampire: red with a vertical pupil. He walks, everywhere the grail swirls, stumbles - his eyes are cleared, his lenses are shown. Well, one mechanic got such a case, he asks him:
and oh! What is it with your eyes? Fuck what do you want?

SORRY for the U.S..

My laptop broke. I took my wounded soldier to the workshop.

The master calls with the question:
What password do you have on your laptop?
There is no password.

He hanged the phone. In a few minutes the master calls. With a prayer in the voice:
- Girl, well tell me what your password is, or we searched for it, we found nothing.
I don’t have a password on the note. Just press Enter!

Hanged the phone. In a few minutes.

What is your password on the note?
Press Enter and you will be happy!
Just press Enter? Do you have a password to enter the notebook?
and yes.
I would say so immediately!

Who is a blonde?

I fucking learned about this fucking volcano from here. Isn’t it the PPS?