and XXX:
My friend’s father told me the story. They have a driver from Ukraine, the passport is there, and they did not want to take him to work anywhere. He then came to the woodplate, and there they say to him, say, we can only take the rods of the woods to rub.

And in the work book wrote the official name of the work - RUBSTIK SUKA.

The son of K
The little boy came to his father and said, "To live with money is good, but without money is bad.
I am tired of cocaine. Tired of drunk. In general, to become your son the President of the
The Bank! Who am I, fucking, for the guys? Bad in nature, clean in nature! Sergei Ivanov also
My son was a student yesterday. I thought of the diploma. Currently Vice President of
Bank at Gazprom. And it doesn’t matter where there is humility or conscience, it’s important
What with money. In terms of finance. And Fradkov is not in the crash. That is
Enough of Spirit. So that the son of Petrouch would sit on the bank by Vneshekonom. For all enemies
As a result, the banks, the children and the “bablo” were under the supervision of the Bati! and u
Patrushev has poor children, too, they need to read the account number in the book.
So as long as the oil whispers, quietly sitting in the bank, to control the credit in the region
of oil. I am not a tank, I am not a tank. But I too, Father, and Rosneft, and
The 6th was very good! I would also remove cream or feathers from them. to me
This would help Matthew. I would buy a steam car and you would all be afraid, I would
I went to the forums in Davos with bodies. I would save money, without wasting, I would
I bought a boat, do you know? I would make a chair of gold in every
Trudeau, I would sit in the State Duma with Khushu Sobchak to declare war on poverty.
It is beautiful to love your country – your homeland, Russia!

And I am reminded of the Maskovsky Komsomolets. Prolisted 8 stripes of blackheads for life in the country you can find five old anecdotes.

A bit of chess humor.

In 1993, a children's chess team went to Malta to fight against Maltese peers. The match was opened by the Russian ambassador to Malta, Valentina Matvienko (where only life did not throw this woman). She decided to make the first move in the party of the leader, 12-year-old Sasha Pirzhkov, and moved the extreme pedestrian two fields forward.

Aunt, are you mad? Sasha was upset.

Matvienko almost fainted.

Boy, what do you allow yourself? Even Gorbachev doesn’t talk to me.

I don’t play that way, I understand. I always go to the king. Sasha Pyrozhkov said.

After this event, Valentina Matvienko bypasses chess tournaments by side.

and Venice:
I have a 13 year old who wants to talk to me.

I don’t even know whether to laugh or cry.

Have fun today:
Lectures in the universe. There are girls in the group. Preponja monotonously broadcasts something, suddenly knocks on the door, enters a terribly nice student and passes her a bunch of leaflets - probably, the debts brought. He gave, he goes away. After the door behind him is closed, a suffering girl's voice is heard from the back rows, addressing the predecessor:
- A.V., can you do so that he comes in again and doesn't leave? Well please!! to

What to do in the spring 😉

The conscience is like a hamster. Either sleep or bite.
WOW: In my case, this is a very active hammer. Moreover, inclined to the fierce execution of the instinct of continuation of the race.
And not just bite.

Well, what fool breaks the rumors that men dream of getting their back scratched during sex? The second one, fucking.

Dear Brothers! Please tell the author and the story. It tells about cockroaches who lived in books. And according to the book in which they lived, they had a lexicon. For example, a person living in the Encyclopedia of Med expounded his thoughts exclusively in terms of med. Even these cockroaches sat on the back of the bed and discussed the intimate life of the owner.

I will be in the hospital for two weeks from Tuesday, but I think the connection will be done.
YYY: What to treat?
XXX: Military duty
YYY: the eye :)

When does a young man become a man?
xXx- When instead of biting your nails, start scratching eggs?
IQ is NO! When he begins to realize that after scratching the eggs, the nails should no longer bite.

without words.
Einstein was in guests with his acquaintances. The rain began. When Einstein was about to leave, he was offered to take a hat.
Why Why? said Einstein.
“I knew it would rain, and that’s why I didn’t wear a hat. It will dry longer than my hair. It is obvious.
Physics is joking

I can borrow a blue cane - it is very blue, a volume of 5 liters. But it’s immediately clear – it’s going to be a very big cock;)

XXX: All... I invented my story for porn.
First, there comes a man in a black balloon, draws a pentagram, and reads spells, like: “Three of the lars...”
Here is Bach! There are three demons:
What
The new owner
must
XHH: And here this demonologist with horror answers:" Fuck! What did I do!"

[22:37:42] sasboyar: I look at these animals and I love them so much, they are so cute, but I eat them!
[22:37:48] sasboyar: oh, not that window
[22:38:07] sasboyar: this is me about marmelade, if ch
[22:38:21] Negrega: Don’t be afraid so please

Information piracy in Russia is not eradicated! It is in the genes!
Trying to understand the reasons for the difference in dates of similar holidays of Orthodoxy and Catholicism, this is what I paid attention to. Remember what religion Prince Vladimir chose for the baptism of Russia. Not a paid licensed Catholicism with the support of the Pope, but freelance unlicensed Orthodoxy! and tk. There is no access to upgrades and patches, we are still orthodox. I think it is necessary to demand permission for the revision of the originals of Christianity! It is open source!

Loneliness is when the only real joy is to sleep.

Fuck, why did I decide not to eat coconut and put it in the microwave?

We’re going to be " funny".

Remember, the topic of the meetings of the borrowers was raised? Write down :
18 April, MSK, at 15.00, at VDNH,
19 April, MSK, at 19.00, there, with you to have rolls / board
April 18, Kursk, at 15.00, near the monument to Pushkin in front of the theater.

Preferably white bracelets... or blue bracelets)))
Goopie loves you.

In the tram, the driver’s voice from the speakers:
The landing ends, the doors close.
Everybody has come? If anyone is struck, scream!