Paper plaque on the door of the temple: "Sins and eating ice cream in the temple is forbidden"

The fucking family.
Mom bought the root of the celery and the second night in a row she hammered the cakes.
At the same time, when disturbed by the "right" nutrition, the grandmother went to visit and saw this unfortunate root, she ate it, her mother said that she was not allowed to lose weight in this house and she would leave us.
Father has become addicted to liquid viscas and the last week honestly shares with our cat all the packs in half, frankly ignoring the presence of cold and skin in the refrigerator (by the way, the eyes of our cat, when the father eats half of his food, you have to see!!!) is
A sister today was carrying a cat on her arms around the apartment and said, “You are my chicken, the head is two ears!” Sometimes even "head is half-ear".
And I what?
I, as I said in one bearded quote, quietly sit in the corner and eat the rainbow.
God, protect my relatives.
All, even my troubled three-born brother Lozhu! ^ ^ ^

to this:

DedMorozzz: I’m afraid to introduce House’s handwriting.
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Well guys... well ally! He writes every series on the board!

Someone in the street is singing. Up to the eighth floor, the fool is singing.

Writing with a girl:
She is jumping you years.
I - 21
She – why?and (

Fuck...I think I’m sitting...Why?? to

Saying "drocher" is not politcorrect. The correct term is "self-sexual".

"The Path of the Path (Ukr. Paschnik) — the common nickname of Viktor Yushchenko (he is Shrek, Vitka-Genocide, Vitya-Rashpil, Yushchenko, Yushchenko, Yushchur, Yushchenko, GniYushchenko, Hunger, Motna, Dalmatian, Sponge Bob, Cheeshuytoryly, Mazurik, Huushchenko, Pushchevy, Pushchevy, Pushchevy, Pushchevy First, Puppy, Brity Shilom, Beekeeper, Pushchenko, Cat Leopold, US-Chenko or simply Yushchenko, Yushchenko, Adelheim, Dioxin, Phantom, Keks, Colloquial Accountant, Orange Chancellor of Darkness.

With a girlfriend, they went out:
Even in this situation, you don’t stop waving your ass.
Even in this situation, you don’t stop looking at my ass!

and Male:
Why do you feel more comfortable with clothes?

Famously :
Well I don’t know why)) clutches embrace words and they become good)))

Today is my birthday! congratulations to everyone!

The user "edik" amused for two days.Reason(Happy to celebrate, fuck!!!)

Father makes a crane in the bathroom...the whole family is hiding in the kitchen, waiting for the wild mat! and :)

by Len4a:
Last time I liked it in the Spring catalog of Oriflame-Calming Creme for Intimate Hygiene I wonder what it calms there.

Len4a ‎
It is spring 😉

To the girl who wants to recover on March 8.
I wish you didn’t remember your illness anymore. Let your wish come true. I wish I would everything. I believe in you and I know it will be so. With the coming celebration. Hold on. I hope they won’t be removed...

I am standing at the entrance to the metro. Suddenly I hear:
Young man, you would miss the girl ahead of you.
Someone on the side:
and ah! Let the road be paved!

People please miss it.
In Moscow, about 17:30 near the metro station "Mitino" was found a credit card named Anna Anisimova. Contact us by phone: 8925noelfour1four1noel.

Yesterday the boy introduced his mother (
YYY: What is so sad?
XXX: I praised her mushroom soup.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
She was cooking fish.

13:41 *Malinka*
My husband called me a sheep, I answered him for 2 weeks to all questions and appeals, even by phone and SMS.

Tell people the truth, and you will hear from them what they think of you.

This story is deeply rooted in my cloudless childhood, or more precisely in 1980.
We were then first-class boys with their fun and interests.
And there was in our headquarters a boy named Volodya, and by name - Nikitin.
Quiet, humble and kind boy.
Well, there was a nickname attached to him, derived from the name - "Nikita". So it was for us, and for everyone around us, Nikita.
So we introduced him to our acquaintances.
Years went. We have grown. But so in the soul we remain the guys from our yard...
This is how we met Kap (Arcadius, The Tester of Everything That Flies)
(Radio Mechanic Vitya), Fedya (Farrid surgeon-traumatologist), Snake or Snake
(Guess who), Nikita (That same Volodya, the best car mechanic)... well and so on... And we introduced Volodya-"Nikita" to a good girl with whom they had everything.)
It was for her... Guess who? After two long years of pressing and checking the relationship, they made a unified decision.) Especially on January 29, 2010. They stood behind the bridegroom.
The process of ransom of the bride (which turned into a kidnapping)
Europe, to the deep dissatisfaction of the girlfriends of the bride. We entered the ZAGS.
In the most solemn and responsible moment of creating a new family!
The newlyweds are frozen. They were frozen as witnesses in the solemn guard.
The silence they created was supported by friends and relatives.

And under the magical sounds of violins and violins, the head of the ZAGS
The aircraft construction district began the solemn procedure of marriage with the words:

In the name of the Law of the Russian Federation I unite the sacred bonds of marriage.
Vladimir Nikitin and Flura Khakimyanov.

And in this solemn moment, the solemn silence is cut to the limit by the astonished voice of the bride:
This is what the Lord calls!!! to

The wedding process continued in 20 minutes)))

The Prime Minister believes that those who ruined the sport should act in a manly way - to write a statement.
Why is it just about sport? Who ruined the country?