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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №28878
 18.04.2010
Conversation of two men:
Something all week people come to me literally for a minute, take what they need, and immediately roll. Here you yesterday, came, took the disc and immediately dropped it, not even tea left to drink. Is something wrong with me?
2: All week, you say... Because sometimes you need to clean up on the table. I go in, the candles stand on the table, in the corner the wine fuser, next to a pack of condoms and you are still so joyful: "Come in, friend! I haven’t seen anyone in a hundred years!"

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №28877
 18.04.2010
Personal information
Activity: In the Army
Interest: not the army
Favorite Music: Not Military
Favorite Films: Not about War
Favorite TV: There is no TV.
Favorite books: and books
Favorite Game: Three Screens
Favorite quote: You are all shit!
About Himself: The Shadows.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №28876
 18.04.2010
xxx: wai wai wai =))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

[ + 80 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28875
 18.04.2010
Comments on the movie "on the game 2":
Guest, 23:42 02.04.2010
Children, the movie is very funny.. at least because it is OUR Russian.. and there about the counter.. I immediately remembered my childhood, and under the beer I got a good pleasure. The truth is that there is a third option (this man is a rare deer who doesn't know what it is about) For example, my wife didn't try to watch it because she doesn't like militants.
Guest, 01:45 03.04.2010
Personally, I’t listen to a man who is married to a deer.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28874
 18.04.2010
Fuck, I can imagine in what area of Odin Bora is. A few years ago, the guys on smoking decided to create a resource, the people struck them what they sent, and here, blatantly, the revolution and enslavement of the world is poaching.

Dato Borisov

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №28873
 18.04.2010
Great collective mind, make these dirty pimples disappear! Spring is EFT.

I wish everyone the same.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №28872
 18.04.2010
<gamburger>: While I was washing the car today, I drove an 8-year-old boy to watch some kind of cable jumping competition. After a couple of hours my hands in the bathroom, because of the fence in the toilet my little...well by sound in the toilet "do" - bulk! Sacha (child) with a serious voice rating: "Six and zero, five and eight, five and eight"))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №28871
 18.04.2010
by Leha Tkačev:
Fuck, I think the phrase 'sex - only after the wedding' sounds like: 'link is only available to registered users'

[ + 160 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28870
 18.04.2010
Since there are many people asking for help from BOR, let me...I will start with the prehistory:
The fact is that I got sick 15 months ago is unclear why. A bunch of diagnoses were made, my thin previous medical card swelled up to almost 100 pages. I was treated in two cities, in four hospitals and clinics, with five doctors working with me and no one can make an exact diagnosis, let alone recovery, and some of these doctors simply refused to work with me after a while. All these 15 months I live on antibiotics and painkillers. Problems began with studying at the institute because of the fact that he has been in the hospital for a long time, at work, everyone looks dumb. tk. I almost live in the hospital now, 2 months ago I was abandoned by a girl without whom I can’t live... All 3 years of the relationship everything was great, already thinking about marriage and children and here this damned disease. I’m not called or visited by old friends because I can’t have fun with them now. I spent all my savings on medicines and numerous examinations, which I spent on buying a car for more than two years.
Please help me to heal. I am only 22 years old, and my whole life has been broken before my eyes, so I want to live like normal healthy people.
Dear BORovs, do not consider it a fluid...I have already tried everything and I will turn nowhere :(
Take care of your health...

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №28869
 18.04.2010
to this:
to this:
The people, do we not blur the revolution? Who are we: beasts trembling, or we have a right? We are for the state, or the state is for us!!! to
and...
Your IP is successfully calculated, a personal curator from the FSB is watching you!

_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
I also want a personal curator from the FSB, maybe I will stop drinking.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28868
 18.04.2010
to this:
This is not the first time that Russia has suffered from a foreign volcano eruption. In 1600 in Peru erupted the volcano Huinaputin resulting in a famine in Russia in 1601-1603 years.
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You have already gone for this name of the volcano Wainaputin =)

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №28867
 18.04.2010
to this:

He decided to support the people in an unequal battle with flashes - attached a blue cane to the roof.
One bad thing - when it rains, it fills up quickly, you have to exhaust.

____________________________

Didn’t you try the bottom up?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №28866
 18.04.2010
to this:
In Moscow, the son of the prefect of the central government was beaten.The officer's son was beaten by a beaten cyclist, whom he shot down on his "Lexus".

Now he doesn’t have a bicycle.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №28865
 18.04.2010
xxx: by the pope atta)
by fucking na-na))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №28864
 18.04.2010
I stopped watching TV after all the documentaries became artistic.
c) Mikoff

[ + 75 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28863
 18.04.2010
Pre-trial procedure for dispute resolution

During his trip to the region, he encountered a very curious case.
It turned out that nowhere in our Russian laws is written that documents should be drawn up on paper, and not on any other materials. The whole city laughed at a businessman’s conflict with the bank. What they did not share, I personally did not listen. We talked about some unfair commission payments, about some payment for servicing the account... But these matters are subtle and legal. You know reliably what is.

When the entrepreneur (hereinafter - P) appealed to the bank for the resolution of the conflict, the bank employees said: "Write the claim, we will consider it for 60 days and then we will still refuse." P departed from the office, saying goodbye: "They asked for themselves." Banks did not take into account that P is a monopoly in the supply of stone for monuments, foundations and other things. Here P and made the requested claim to the bank. A quiet Sunday evening, a heavy truck carried the complaint through the city. Near the closed office of the bank, the claim was carefully loaded out by two heavy cranes and installed on the wing. And in the morning it turned out that the claim a little hindered the employees of the bank to get to the office. In fact, the claim was very modest. Strict plate of gray granite, weighing some 12 tons. A claim to the bank was thrown out on the plate in all form.
With all the details, including the P address for the answer.

Of course, the bank did not leave it that way. The unemployed employees of the bank called the police. After carefully studying the claim, the police explained that there is no crime, but there are civil-legal relations. After that, they advised the bank to resolve the matter with P in the court of general jurisdiction and departed on their own. The claim remains. The bank tried to remove the claim on its own. Unfortunately, P was the only happy owner of the multi-axis trailer and the corresponding equipment. Without the trailer, the claim was not possible. The bankers called the tractor and gathered to grab the claim with a wire and crash at least from the door to the street. The pretentious work was stopped by the passing police officers, who explained that it is impossible to overwhelm the passing part with claims. Poor bank workers had to enter the workplace through the windows. Customers of the bank polently refused and preferred to go to other banks.

The next day, the judge of the district court, having heard the complaint of the bank, refused to demand from P to cancel the claim. Moreover, it turned out that the bank does not have the right to reject the claim on the grounds of the use of non-paper materials, but must move it to the archive and consider it in accordance with its own order. As a result, on the third day, the brigade of workers with clutches hired by the bank still crushed the claim to the size to be carried. And the same day, P called the bank and polently asked about the results of consideration of the claim. After hearing the promise of P in the case of wires to put out a new claim, already on three pages, the bank chose not to bring up to this and urgently canceled for P all commissions. So pre-trial settlement is a very effective measure!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №28862
 18.04.2010
In addition to the complete shutdown of all northern European airports, the volcano
Eyjafjallaeküdl has paralyzed most TV and radio channels: the speakers simply cannot pronounce its name.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №28861
 18.04.2010
<bezname> and what can be interesting to see, please advise?
<mitis> bezname: buy in the store chicken look at her ass

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №28860
 18.04.2010
The girl has found a new way "how not to finish three hours".
At the very height, she asks me how my unwritten dissertation is!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №28859
 18.04.2010
I divide by zero and I don’t care about the result. I do it for the soul (c)

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