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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17504
 23.06.2009
Arsin ‎ (1:10 AM):

A new food store has opened.

The seller is a demon.

They have shorter there are electronic weights, which show the weight to hundreds of grams.

I came to her yesterday to buy fistakes, asked to weigh 400 grams, weighed exactly 400.00 grams.

Standing up, shrinking

I came for candy today.

Asked by Paul Killo

The dog weighs 500.00

The whole shop asked to see.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №17503
 23.06.2009
Ryls here in old lectures, on the fields found: SUCK!! Stop wearing the hue! We are also recording it!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17502
 23.06.2009
Mr. President of the Russian Federation. Don’t take care of yourself by wasting the money of taxpayers. Do not lie to yourself – you have not surrendered to anyone, except for rancor, we have no feelings for you.
__________
You would have our government.
Pavel in Belarus.

__________
I support
Yuri of Ukraine.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №17501
 23.06.2009
I am having one topic.
Maybe funny of course...
A pigeon came to me on the window and I fed him.
Then he flew back and whispered: the guy wants to eat, I fed him.
Then I think, I have to do something to feed. I made a 5 litre bottle. Drawing a cane there.
I put her out on the street.
Then came a pigeon with his body. Take it like a restaurant.
Going into the room (to the kitchen)
Well, I think, at all the fucking ohuels.
and expelled them.
And now I think: the man with the telephone came... it didn’t work out in a guy’s way.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17500
 23.06.2009
Let’s remember my cat. Press "+" on everyone who does not care about the fate of animals

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17499
 23.06.2009
A friend told me.
In the technar kad studied the graduate work was - current straightener (well, it is easier to say from variable to constant and reduce the voltage from 220V to 6V). In general, the project is written a lot of schemes, a collection of experimental samples and so on. The block represented a box with 4 wires 2 in a socket 2 per voltmeter or elsewhere. By the way, it was hard enough to say, but nobody turned the winman. Everything worked well done.
Projects are stored for another 5 years. When the archives began to be decommissioned, they decided to find out if little of the details would be useful. And when disassembled by surprise, there were two wires on which the current was supplied were locked on the brick, the usual silicate brick, and at the output 4 batteries of 1.5 V)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17498
 23.06.2009
XXX: How is the session?
Yyy: Hi, the whole session was great, of the 4 exams only one gave the rest automatically.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17497
 23.06.2009
The xxx:
The cleaning is done?and :)

YYYY :
My dad was just a tool in his work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17496
 23.06.2009
I read an advertisement in the newspaper. The missing cat, white, furry, castrated, named Macho... I could not read further.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17495
 23.06.2009
The best revenge for your enemy is your own well-being.

Jerry Seinfield

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17494
 23.06.2009
About the Rich

I had a colleague, not a friend, but a friend. In Soviet times, we
He worked with him in the same enterprise, he lived with his wife and son in a communal.
with all the delights of communal wars, quarrels, scandals. In the years
He went into business with his head. He became rich and bought an apartment. A is
Then, in the late nineties, the apartment was sold - the house was bought. No, not on
In a good place, but also in a good place. And it started. The guards appeared.
gardeners, governors (for grandchildren), drivers, chefs, washers, some more
A useful chair.
At the meeting, a friend sadly said to me:
It feels like I live in a community again.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17493
 23.06.2009
I am looking for work in the office. During the check, I can eat any documentation.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17492
 23.06.2009
Issue of the House of Representatives (21:41:17 20/06/2009)
I hate time being wasted.
K0kain (21:41:51 20/06/2009)
I put two sushi sticks in my mouth and I sit like a morse.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17491
 23.06.2009
Hui, where is the wallpaper?
I did the repair last night.
Why only half of it?
The grass is over.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17490
 23.06.2009
[V0Ld@y] I go to Saratov yesterday
[V0Ld@y] at half-five in the morning so that one day to turn around
[V0Ld@y] and I have a taxi in the railway
[V0Ld@y] Well I hit it on the 15th channel long-haul driver
[V0Ld@y] The current on the track rolled out - a acquaintance on Scania meets, cheers, greets
[V0Ld@y] Well I am on the racy - Sereg, there on the road to Saratov as the situation, clean? Or I’m sick, no matter how I find myself...
[V0Ld@y] and here the fox haishniks enter the channel - you tell your number

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17489
 23.06.2009
<kreks> I am terrible
<wojt> and I am fat :(
<noisy> nobody is perfect...
<nobody> thx :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17488
 23.06.2009
XHX: will be the collision of system administrators of Russia
Shabby o shabby?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17487
 22.06.2009
The news:
In the U.S. disaster - a train with alcohol came off the rails.
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If this happened in Russia, it would be a celebration.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №17486
 22.06.2009
I read quotes such as 'washed the bark in bed with a girl, there was no sex / will not be a month' and I wonder: did I get the only and unique one, which is on my idiotic and not timely, but the rugged joke in bed too, and we will continue? O_O
I would like to know if there are any more like that.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17485
 22.06.2009
And I don’t read the main one, there are balloons from the abyss :-)

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