When you were still very young, you only did what you were eating, eating, joking, and asking for a breast.
The oldest sister: and after 19 nits did not change.

I am Abidalso :)

Anton: I didn’t believe in stupid thugs until I had to dig out the Mini CD from the floppy.

After taking a shower, she found that she had left a towel in the room. I opened the door and shouted to my husband: Dear! I forgot the towel. Man (not breaking away from the monitor): Remember...

I enter the apartment. I start dressing. The eldest daughter runs in. I raise on my hands. I kissed. is escaping. The younger daughter runs. I take on hand. I kissed. is escaping. She runs... No, not her wife... her cat overtakes... She had to kiss...

Working in technical support:

Someone: all
Somebody worked fucking.
SomeonE: I removed the cable and presented myself as a "device manager"

Why do you want the second Assassin's Creed? The first little?
YYY: You know... and I want to, and I want to run on the roofs again, chase the pigeons!

And I have been going to the pool for 4 years, looking at this tower, turning around and going for a ice cream. I am terribly afraid.
Do you want to jump together? I haven’t been there for a long time, but honestly.
Superb, what was it not?
He broke his leg when he jumped.
Maybe a ice cream? and? = = /

As a child, throwing in a torn ball of beaten brick were crushed over passers. Placing on a path near the pitch, they friendlyly shouted to the passers: Uncle, please pull the ball. Few people refrained from such a temptation, and we carefully watched afterwards how the foolish footballers continued to melt and shrink. And here was the event that ended our cruelty. I saw these shoes right away. A 25-year-old man in glossy lacquered shoes emerged from behind the garage and immediately saw him. The ball on the track, so fascinated him that he could no longer see or hear anything. We cried out: Uncle, do not pin! After all, even we understood, at that time, such shoes were a great rarity, and cost a lot of money. But the boy was unwavering. The three-kilogram ball climbed 2 meters and flew at least 5 meters. This was probably a record for the range of pinning of brick-filled balls. The boy swung, and grabbed himself for his foot began to ride on the ground, remembering the mother of all our relatives to the tenth knee. Without waiting for it to end, we scratched into all the shooters in the houses. And here I still remember this case, and I am tormented by the bite of conscience, like this man. The case was in Actou, in the year so in the 80s, maybe anyone knows what to do with it?

I sit in a pair in the universe. In the morning, the first couple after a fun night.He didn't sleep wildly.Nearby, the preacher reads a lecture...The eyes were sick.He closed them with his hands, until he let go. When I wash my hands, I find on me the attentive look of the teacher. Well I gave him-'Kisa, ku-ku!' I hear, I will not give up the session...

A friend stands, I sit at the comp. I look at him and say:
Do you have a chair?

(I put someone to work for me)
Ants: Do you want to chew?? to
Ants: We work a guy named Glory, so the boss asks: I hope your Glory is smarter than ours? I asked what year that Glory, said 83, well I replied that in the year 85 stopped releasing the failed Glory.))) do not mislead...

Q: What is your favorite holiday of the year? =) is
She is shabby...

A acquaintance at the airport "Domodedovo" works, told how once Timati in anticipation of the flight began to ski around the hall, when his employee made a comment on this topic, he replied with honour "I Timati". That’s why my aunt didn’t get confused and said "and I’m Tatiana Shats". After that, he’s even from a skateboard of tears)))

XXX: Once I was arranged for work, I was asked:
Do you have computer skills?
Programming under Linux.
Do you know how to work in Word's?? to

There is nothing better in the world than filling a cigarette with grass.
[Y]: There is nothing better in the world than seeing Daddy’s cassette, let it be covered with vinny puha, I know that inside the porn :D

The people who write "anti-UG" here on the BORE remind me of a remarkable phrase:
"I can't sleep - someone else is wrong on the Internet" :-)))

Today, while sweating, his wife cut off the light in the toilet. The first thought - without changing the band and speed of movement, wait until the effect of blindness passes.

I didn't immediately understand that if a girl writes in a dating questionnaire "some kind of", that means - "black"!

What kind of star am I? A little bit (link to photo)
On Betelgeuse –

Yekaterinburg is great! We have deprived a united Russia of 2/3 of the votes in the Duma, learning, Russia, how to choose!