In Germany, 37.2 is considered a normal temperature. O_O
Yyy: they were frozen in the war, they are still sick.

Jeff Kerly: If the Russians ever write a virus for the iPhone, it should be called the iPad and no other

by zadolba.li

I work in a post office in one of the sleeping districts of Moscow. We once burned the shield: the smell of fire, smoke, flame tongues and, of course, the complete absence of light. Evacuation of staff and customers. Waiting for firefighters. Here's what our favorite customers responded to our request to leave the room immediately:

You burned it in order not to work.
As a fire? Can I come in two hours?! to
Until I send the letter, I will not leave.
So I just sat in, I will not send anything.
If it is burning, work here.

From experience, I say, when you argue with a mother or girlfriend and there is a minute of silence...The most silly joke is to ask yourself loudly: Who is this woman and what does she want from us?

This is Polina. We will soon get married, have many children and a happy marriage.
Children, I am pleased with your family happiness.
“Take the boy away... That this morning the girl would not be there!”
by itself.
and Sochi

Now on NTV showed in the news In Voronezh closed school because of the lack of coal to melt

Snow White Denisova? O_O

For all errors and processor errors - get a monitor, keyboard and mouse.

Glow :
There is a tradition in Russia - to wipe the floor with a sponge for washing dishes.

My girlfriend, coming home, already before leaving, looks at herself in the mirror with the words:
What, the cattle, is it going on?

Impressions of a man who is currently on a trip to a distant galaxy... ehe... America:

Today, in our office, an electrician changed the light bulbs. It turns out, when the local electricians fall something, they don’t do it! It falls in total silence. It is "

A slave, take him away from you.

In the store, the boss reports a very young saleswoman for some offence and at the end of her speech rhetorically exclaims:
You have a conscience!? to
The frightened girl, smashing tears on her face and whispering, complains:
I’ve been shopping recently...

The USSR. The 50s. The American tourist decided to drink carbonated water.
He approaches the machine, throws three pennies, waits. The machine burned, coughed, shrugged - and nothing. The American still throws a coin – not a fig. Another coin has the same effect. He stood, scratched his head and thought, “It’s an idea!
Thus came the game machines.

by Cisco:
From before it was like, birth rate increased in the belt of power outages
by Cisco:
During the fall of servers.

This is an intellectual family. In the morning in the kitchen we struggle for the control to the TV, but not to turn it on. It is convenient for them to support the book for convenience of reading :)

hhh: honestly, I thought that it would be dumber and send "The best movies 1,2" in the Russian box office can appear nothing...
WOW: Is it possible???? to
Yesterday I went to "Our Rush. The Eggs of Fate"
I bought 4 tickets for tonight (for myself, Svetta, her mother and her younger brother)
My condolences to you 😉

Valera: Something is a cold apocalypse today
Leo: and don’t talk. I walked to the bank, all in the other way.
Leo: The eggs were like walnuts, and they became like woods.

[woa-it] and [undead]
All the right ones went.

[woa-it] and [undead]
Prayer to church in the morning.

M0x1T
Aha, how

M0x1T
The computer is turned off at night.

The morning. The Kindergarten. My daughter was 8 hours like 5 years old. He opens the door to the group from his feet and says:"Hello, salagi". I did not study, honestly.

M: "And we need to go to the pharmacy."
J: "I will not give you."
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