to this
worse than the Blatt transliteration, can only be "VOT TAKIE BukkaFki"
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No, worse than a pale translator can be VoT TAkiE BuKAfFfki...
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And you are wrong) Worse may be \/oT TaKuE 6YkAqoqoKu

my sad blonde wiped off: melancholy got the plastic sticks and pairs attached my socks before putting in the washing drum... pulled out - everything in place, clean!! I washed it so as not to get confused.)

I had invented something like that before. Plastic garbage basket with a lifting lid. I asked our friends (in my absence) to cut the bottom, stick it to the wall, strengthen the mechanism of opening the lid. The basket weighs a couple of meters in height, I throw dirty clothes into it from a distance (I am fascinated with basketball), and then press the lever - and op! the cover opens and the contents are rolled onto the hands for washing))

I love you, I love you, I love you :)

A friend came to me for a lunch break, I offer her to drink a cup of tea... and from the box I solemnly get a pack of cookies, with the words "guess what?!" Girlfriend: "I know!and "

San, do you know that to be a pedar, you don’t have to be a gay?

There are roads in America that have been built but forgot to mark on the map.
In Russia there are roads that have been marked on the map, but forgot to build.

Here is here:
And yet another:
Also also
to this:

Well?! to
Baran Kygun!! to

I lived with this mistake until I was twenty years old! ;)
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And my friend lived with this for 21 years:

Pink roses, from the branch of the saucer...
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The fox, the dirt and the dirt of the road.

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The black coat! Just whisper – he’s on the eggs!
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He ate one Lishtaffka...For 15 years I didn’t know who Lishtaffka was.

Pavel: The second channel showed a report on the reporting agency, how to buy the rate, referrals, etc. at the gribanale is located.
Mak$: it’s funny))) Keep on burning!
Pavel: Well, in short, the kind of students of Nihera do not study and bring the frame to the door of this office, and from there Serega comes out with a bottle of beer and a file with DDD papers.

The husband, being in a playful, romantic and hysterical mood, decided to measure his organ for rust. For two minutes he walked around the apartment in search of a line, eventually enters the room with a seven-meter roulette and says, "And I am an optimist, mla!

by Nathan ex. #2:
The plant ends on me.
Stupid (12:47:30 12/03/2010)
begonia
From: VORON ex. #3:
Shoemaker
From: VORON ex. #3:
I had such a plant.
Stupid (12:49:39 12/03/2010)
The chestnut grows on the windows of the grandmothers.
Stupid (12:49:58 12/03/2010)
and in the pot in the cheese))))))
Stupid (12:52:42 12/03/2010)
Shoshanya is a plant that appears in your pot after food dies there. She is poured with water before being thrown out so that she drowns, otherwise she can climb out of the hose and kill.
From: VORON ex. #3:
It looked very strange to me..I found a pot with a shuttle three years later in a distant room on the window.
From: VORON ex. #3:
This is a blasphemy, not a chaos.
Unknown (12:54:46 12/03/2010)
The blueberry grows out of the shoshanny a month after it appears in your pot.
Unknown (12:54:51 12/03/2010)
Do not confuse people!
From: KIPIŠ ex. #2:
Wash the dishes more often.
Unknown (13:00:40 12/03/2010)
There was no shower in my kitchen.
Unknown (13:00:56 12/03/2010)
Except for the ballerina and ballerina...
Stupid (13:01:43 12/03/2010)
A! There were upskirts...

and mefisto!!A happy customer came in, I ask what happened to your card? My card died in an unequal battle with your ATM! I couldn’t save her!!! to

In Washington, there is a law that prohibits sex with a virgin.
Whoever has not arrived has been late.

The only dealer in Denmark closed due to lack of demand - in the past 2 years in the country has not been able to sell a single Lada

The Danish press even announced a competition among readers for the best story dedicated to the departing car brand. Here is one of the many anecdotes sent to the newspaper. "Lada" is passing by the donkey. "Hello, the car", says the donkey. "Hello, the donkey", - answers "Lada". Suddenly the donkey cried out loudly. "What happened?" asked "Lada". “You hurt me,” the donkey cried out. “I called you a car out of politeness, and you could say the same by calling me a horse.”

Last week’s conversation with parents:
Why did you think I wanted to marry her?
Two reasons. First, you saw her. Second, you are a man.

A broken beard. I also brought people for free. I’m so excited because I’m a taxi driver.

Any hassle for your breasts.

c) of III.

“Well, Emma, I thought it was a refresher, how did I know that these fools in the bathroom had a bottle of crème?and ((

xxx: We have a cleaner in Tajikistan, a typical Jamshutka, who is also hardly rustic. So I asked her one day to wash the floor. And I tell her not to hit the wires, which engines were powered and under high tension. What she asks:
The current is strong, right?
-Aga
Three phases?
o.o

I: Mom, judging by the ancient Maya calendar, we all have a pipe in 2012. So I offer to sell an apartment and spend the last 2 years in the Caribbean.
Mother: (laughs) Tell the Father

British scientists have come to an interesting conclusion. Women are regularly
People who reach orgasm learn better in school.

In order to live in Russia, you must first survive, then survive, and again survive by surviving.