My mom went for a new microwave. A boy, a consultant at the Eldorado, told her how cool she is: the wave fan moves. Poor man did not know that my mother is not only a good-hearted lady of the age, but also a fucking radio physicist =)

Love at a distance is when only the brains fuck.

I watched the movie Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!! Translation – what do we do?

And today I was told about a chromium scratch for a машonky. and :)
It’s not from Apple by chance. 😉

Before March 8, he goes to the jewelry store, passes through the whole hall to the box office, takes the advertising booklet, unfolds and goes to the exit. He catches an awkward look and says loudly:
My girlfriend asked me to give her something from this store.
It goes away under the degrading views of the predecessors of the fair sex and under the enthusiastic and jealous eyes of men :)

Allan: Total fucking
We went here with Katie and drank.
I accidentally found a boyfriend.

I am sitting alone in the office. No one comes to me...
Oh, and you crack. Somebody will come in immediately.

The cat shakes on a new linoleum in a square of sunlight on the floor. The sun moves, the square floats, this furry cattle instead of raising its ass and moving for a few steps pulls out its legs, occasionally squeezes its nails into the linoleum and pulls its corpse.

Survey on the website "When did you have your first kiss?"
XH: at 12
WOW: at 15
Zzzz: I am also at 12.
...
nnn: kissed utyug, at 6 years old, decided no more...

I love my boyfriend:
Sleep means, more precisely, he is sleeping, and I usually lay down for a long time, turning around my axis, accidentally hitting him, he got up, began to rust (not ceasing to sleep at the same time), and so loudly and floodingly, I ask: Hey, what are you? O_O
And he said with such a joyful voice: Have you not dreamed? He continues to sleep.
I was still in my pillow for a long time.

Girl in the pharmacy: "Packaging sedative and pregnancy test"... thoughtfully:)

I have seen a lot of contrasts in the world.

But Bentley with an old wooden trailer is very...

Drey: I always thought my mother was very far from the world of computers.
Drey: But when today I saw in the search line of Yandex the phrase: "Hello, who is now on the internet.Say if my son is a fun-he is a drug addict?", I realized that she is not so simple.

Annual environmental March 8 campaign "Save the snowmen! Choose a cunnilingus!"

Only the boys get to stretch the lifts with one hand.

And yet I do not believe that in any other country is possible a huge advertising shield on the federal track with the inscription "HOT PONČKI 25 km ↑" o_O

I went home, no one was hanging, rushing out of the corner, drunk into death, barely on my legs to hold... Well, I think only that I was still reluctant... He pulled me close, slowly so "scan" me looking from above down and back, and then dreamingly so said "Oh you!" and fell. And it was winter, I am sorry for him on the one hand (it will freeze), and on the other hand it is scary (unfamiliar, healthy, drunk ambal), and he does not even try to get up, such a feeling that he fell asleep. And it is a pity to call the police... In general, not without foreign help, they brought him home to me. We have been together for 3.5 years. By the way, he does not drink. ^ ^ ^
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Fuck how dangerous it is on the streets becomes catch and drive home

A phone conversation between two designers:
Hi you are where?
at work.
Do you do something?
Yes, I am a puppy, and you?
We are colleagues!

Stirling, 11.03.2010 16:42:04:
Irish Rainbow
Take a lamb, potatoes, onions and three liters of Guinness. Drink the Guinness.
Remove these foods for God’s sake.

Awaker, 16:42:33
Hmm

Awaker, 16:42:39
I went to the store...

The boss returned from his vacation and brought a parrot and a bodyguard with him. The cage with the poppy was placed at the secretary. Where to put the bodyguard - we actively discuss. The man sits on a chair and looks at everyone with fear.