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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16603
 18.05.2009
GAVR (12:54:28 17/05/2009)
I kissed you, at the night fire... you left me.

Wells (12:58:15 17/05/2009)
Half a horse

GAVR (13:00:17 17/05/2009)
and ROFL

GAVR (13:00:32 17/05/2009)
And I kissed him at the night fire.

Wells (13:00:56 17/05/2009)
He left me...

GAVR (13:01:05 17/05/2009)
3 kg of fertilizer.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16602
 18.05.2009
I observed around the universe a bunch of students chewing the flowers of acacia joyfully and whispering something about food and shellfish.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16601
 18.05.2009
We have one doctor in the district hospital with the name Bukhal.
And it is never there, the turn is forever.
xxx: On the table above the office, the initials and the surname of O.N. Bukhari
YYY : A coincidence?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16600
 18.05.2009
Do you know that you can’t distract a person who eats yogurt?
YYY : Why?
Bifidobacteria may not like this.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №16599
 18.05.2009
I bought an air refresher on batteries. So he, scuco, every 36 minutes now sadly breathes in the sorting.The cat stopped sleeping, walks, checks every time if there is no one hanging there.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16598
 18.05.2009
My husband and his friend abroad. Standing at the top of the mountain near the blue-blue lake, around the mountain, snow-white peaks, nothing alive, only the wind - the beauty is indescribable.
My friend (and sadly so):
We probably will never come back here again. and :(
And what?
The friend (thinking)
What to do here...? and ;)

Actuna

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16597
 18.05.2009
Alex: I finally have a license window at home
Amironof: Where did you go?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16596
 18.05.2009
Statement by VKontakte:

Uranium 235, 238 and mercury
A small amount is needed - 2-4 kg. For purely peaceful needs. It is necessary for the manufacture of uranium debris, and to check its floatability in mercury.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16595
 18.05.2009
Tomorrow at 12:00 is the race. I invite you :)
Yyy: Tomorrow fucking 16 socks of potato fendel from the morning to plant. I invite you!! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №16594
 18.05.2009
When I open my company, I will definitely call it OOO. And then I’ll watch the secretaries respond to phone calls.

AVP

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16593
 18.05.2009
I want sex, money and power!!!! to

Sweepstorm (01:22:16 16/05/2009)
So what is the problem? Come to me, we’ll do sex, I’ll give you a little money and you’ll be on top)))))

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You are shit!! Meet me right away.

Sweepstorm (01:25:46 16/05/2009)
Emm ok, two o_o

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16592
 18.05.2009
<Pozitiv-13> people... film 18 year old virgin which genre?
<Sith_Lord> o_O fiction

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16591
 18.05.2009
On TV advertising: "Shoes exist not only for training to the pot..." Husband, without breaking away from the comp: "They can still be pulled with the teeth";

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16590
 18.05.2009
I see this quote - I rape my boyfriend. Or he got his moralizing "sex only after the wedding". Y to Y!

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №16589
 18.05.2009
The Minister of Energy of the campaign never washed his ass with cold water (

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16588
 18.05.2009
Russian Internet users are so harsh that even the quotation of the rune has turned into a forum.
c) The Gazette

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16587
 18.05.2009
She: Dima, you can’t have a dark mood.
Smoking is harmful! You will smoke 100%.
I will surprise you.
If you do not smoke, you will die 100%.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16586
 18.05.2009
xxx> and myriad The Mishima!
yyy> The Bear!
zzz> Teach me to hide!
xxx> The Foolish :((

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16585
 18.05.2009
I eat cheese with mold, drink old wine, ride without a roof in the car.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16584
 18.05.2009
I’ve seen it today, I’ve seen it a long time. :D
A: What was it?
I go on the shore, I see a guy running, in shorts, a T-shirt, and
There is another man 7. And here these seven begin to accelerate, and who first
He saw it and also accelerated. He looks at him to catch up and starts to turn to the run and says:"You have already gotten! I said I don’t have a cigarette!"
The seven slowed down and began to rust. Then I looked at a friend standing, approached and asked what it was. It turned out to be phys-ra in the people of the legal institute, the preacher said who will first use the machine. :D
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