When I was a student, I sat in front of the colloquiums at night for books. Today I am a teacher, tomorrow I am taking the colloquium of students, so I am not... Again today I am sitting behind the textbooks (((

JUNKEY: I remember, the case in the autumn was still, we decided with the guys after studying beer to drink, bought means, sat in the courtyards, but so that no one was stressed, away from the playgrounds of all kinds of children, but in the store, normally in general, the warmth was still enough. Well, there is a police patrol on the road nearby, they passed, but then gave up the rearway to get out of the car two:
Hello guys, am I the one I drink? What is it? The beer? (Beer with a bottle without a sign of identification)
Beer, I have decided.
It’s like a beer (and it’s like a beer).
I told you! You are quirky!
I got into the car and left :D

The xxx:
Go to work instead of me.

The xxx:
I’ll try a couple instead.! to

xxx: At the Rammstein march age limit 18+
YYY: Ah, and for those who know German 21+

by phone:
Have you called my number? (The voice of the woman)
I need a man.
I need it too (I need it too)

HHH
Will you meet me?

WOWU
Do you ask or suggest?

HHH
I suggest

WOWU
I will be here)))

HHH
Do you agree or threaten?

In the 80s, my mother brought a deodorant for the toilet from Poland - from those that hang directly onto the toilet, on the inner edge. In the USSR then there was almost no such, so what-no, but luxury.
Then one of her acquaintances came to her. He went to wash his hands, comes back such a faint and says:
“Rita, there’s a bit of shit hanging there! I stumbled on her, for the case.

(c) by langri_ksk

And someone else remembers the advertisement on ORT in 1990 - 2000 years, how the girl broke the aquarium, and saved the goldfish in a condom?))

WOWU: I thought for a long time that if you organize a thread in a dumb man such a nephorus town on a natural farm
You can imagine the Negroes in the village =)))
Iroquois punks protecting the chicken!
Goats planting potatoes! Well, with what ceremonies they will be buried:))))
WOW: I am silent about satanists at the slaughterhouse)))
hhhh:emo watering beds with tears))
Wauauu: metals reflecting rape races from local gardens!
You and I are the ones who rule this system)))

She did not pronounce the letter "r", so in her life there was only the future, the present and the past.

"Rollton" was added to the Mendeleev table.

When I was a child, I had cherry bones in my nose. Are you probably cedar nuts?
How did you guess O?
You are from Siberia.

on the sex discussion forum

The xxx:
Help me please, I’m dating a boy and he wants sex, he thinks I’m a virgin... but I’m not a virgin for three years... help who knows how to portray virginity in bed... for him it’s very important!
My friend advised me to take a small bag of ketchup, and when he comes into me screaming to break the bag, don't tell me which ketchup is better to choose for this?
YYYY :
So why do you have ketchup, take a better lecho, it is more delicious and useful and if he sees it there, the guy will say it was cracked)
and ZZZ:
Chili to yourself.

:DDD

to this:

after turning on the emergency and helping grandmother to get through the slippery bowl on the sidewalk, two more cars stood behind you and they hid all of you and asked to meet their rod and nail, and you real respect, grandmother stood in shock for another 2 minutes and broke on...
This country begins to change... where to look...
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I thought to write it or not, but when I saw this quote, I decided. Yesterday, I am leaving the house, walking 50 meters, I bowed to scratch the jeans (from the timberlands coming out constantly) as I see in the darkness, the lights of the car standing in front of me turned on, when I was straight, they went out. The driver of the journey thought I chose something, and decided to light up)
Something is wrong with our country...
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This is another thing, would you see the eyes of a Tajik gas driver, when he tried to climb out of the suburb, began to shower his legs, and when I returned, I was already on the wire and two other guys from another car were pushing! The world is changing, I believe in you!

Man with helicopter

The eternal dispute between a man and a woman.
It is impossible to imagine that a man, being in the place of a woman, would withstand a ten-kilometre march-throw with full laying during menstruation and did not fall off his feet. Some would faint just by seeing blood. I'm almost sure that if men had their "days", they would probably be made non-working. Immediately there would be a corresponding law or even more — a government decree.

(c) Y. Vishnevsky "Why we need men."

Zhirinovsky offers himself as a psychologist in the training of athletes
No need to comment...

xxx: When will any other Allen Carr write the book "Easy Way to Stop Going Down"?? to

I am 20 years old)
XXX is
My mom got me in the store today!! to

YYY
What??

XXX is
Mama, buy me a chocolate! And she went to the whole store - the son wanted chocolate! Give us a chocolate! A small one? A big one? Give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, give me a big boy, and I can’t say that!!!! to

I throw a link to Yandex weather sister
I: look at March 11 (-18)
Sister is fucking!
Sister: That is
Sister: It is outrageous!

You know, when I was younger, I thought all the trouble was because of the baby.
WOW: And now what?
I know that fucking now...