I said "Help the dish!"
- Sorry, I heard: "Sit down, daughter, sit in contact..."

So sweet

From Zh.
“Well, I say immediately, based on this dream, who sticks a leopard dress and wears all his golden ornaments on my wires to eternal life, I will get you from that light.

“The ability to talk does not mean that you have intelligence.”
Quai Gong Jin. The Star Wars

With young people you feel younger, but look older.

I was taken somehow into a semi-state transportation office.
The director is a normal man, himself from the former drivers. I sit in his office. There is a call from the garage of the governor, asking to send a man. They have a visiting session in the countryside and a crowd of deputies and officials need to be delivered there. Jeeps are enough, and driving – little. Someone came more experienced. The director, without delaying in the long box, communicates loudly with the secretary:
“Lida, came to me Timofeev, our ascensor.
Secretary, the woman is apparently simple:
Is that fucking driving?
The Director:
and yes. Say, here for him the workplace is usual, only on the foreign mark.

1st One human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information.
2nd One sperm contains 37.5 MB.
Three One milliliter contains about 100 million sperm.
4 is On average, an ejaculation lasts 5 seconds and is 2.25 ml of sperm.
5 is Thus, the capacity of the male member will be equal.
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 bytes/sperm x
100 000 000 sperm / ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1 687 500 000 000
000 bytes per second = 1,6875 terabytes per second
It turns out that the female egg can withstand this DDoS attack by one and a half terabytes per second, missing only one selected data package and is the world’s most offensive hardware firewall... But that one package it misses puts the system on for 9 months...

She: Strange you... came, struck, and left
Well, it would be stupid to come, to cheat and to stay.

Status in asske in acquaintance " Free heart "

Shato on:
It sounds like "free cash!"
The cry:
and :)
Shato_On
Please give me two sweet cakes.

Shaka (23:17:12 25/01/2010)
The light and heating in the school were turned off.
And with you?

Shrewsby (23:17:21 25/01/2010)
We were not included.

Tkachenko, I know you are here! Come to me urgently! The printer is not working for the third week.

Last night I met a girl a little younger than me.
In general, everything went on and turned... in the morning, after a stormy night, she and I found out that she was the daughter of my father from the feather marriage O_o
PMP is plz.

How could she be younger? O_O

The curious case occurred last Tuesday in one of the court halls of the Central district of Nikolaev. Seven criminal cases were heard at the same time. Using the fact that the convoys often don’t know the accused person at all, not to mention how serious a crime they committed, one of the offenders, deleting a convenient moment, stretched out the hands in the handcuffs of one of the police officers, said that, said, the judge let him go, and quietly left the court building.

A 15-year-old schoolgirl fed two of her teachers cake with hashish. Teachers were admitted to the hospital with the diagnosis of marijuana poisoning.
After the incident, the school’s management banned teachers from taking any food from their students.
That is so! And you give me cognac, candy, and flowers...not that, not that.

Goddess
So what to say if he came from the army and brought me nothing...not a lipstick...

E_X
I’ve heard in the barracks such roses bloom, here’s the shit!

DonTon: “Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.”
by T. Edison

eXo: laundry, this is a fig scam, why your proga doesn’t work...

In the summer, in the black sea is good, warm... Sometimes I come, work out, children’s guide. And everything seems good. But the children, in the pioneer camps, instead of uncle carried, or uncle Andrey, insist on the whole district: "Uncle hairy legs! My hairy legs! Take a kick!"

c) Hell Fire

What is the difference between income, income and profit?
yyy: Profit is income from all revenue.)

So, cats chew their cheeks around the corner because they have glands that emit feromones there, and they thus mark the territory. They tremble at the master’s feet for the same reason – to mark that this is my master. On the curved corner can not be rubbed, but you can scratch there and also mark the territory.

What cats complaining and long whisper is that they mimic a child’s cry that “wraps” the human ear.

And that when they are angry, they whisper and throw their tail - that is how they imitate a serpent. In the animal world, it sometimes works.

Even in the hierarchy of cats, the most important cat may not bury a shit behind him, for him it should be done by those who are lower in the hierarchy. Therefore, if a cat cries in the middle of the room, he wants to show that he is the owner.

If a cat has brought a dead mouse into the house, it does not mean that it has brought food to himself or to the owner, it means that it teaches the owner how to catch them. Cats first bring dead mice, then half-dead mice, and then live mice to be trained.

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At my job, a manager girl says:
When you take off your glasses, you look better.
When I take off my glasses, you look better too.
She was silent for five minutes.