We were offered to work as a carrier in our favorite universe: we brought equipment from Sweden to our research department.
brought in a healthy truck. During the interruption, it was discovered that she had previously driven on a camouflage:
I: What do you like more, in the camouflage or in the skate?
Driving: on the scan of course... it is supported, but better even a new cabin...
I: I always thought that the cowboys were the best))
The cars are good and the equipment is somewhat puzzled and expensive... the Swedes got like puzzles under the roof, so smart they were, that fucking!

YYY: Today is International Sex Day
XXX is NIKUJA. Today is the Day of Human Rights. <Purple link>
International Sex Day - November 30
I was divorced.
YYY: I have gone
XXX is ha! I wanted to divorce you ?
Nelly, I was divorced
Yyy: Thanks for the infu

Journeyman: Katya, throw, I look at job ads, and there is no money on the phone to even call.
Bagira: And you drop them a Jewish SMS "this subscriber asks you to call back". Then they will understand that you need a job.

Masha is out! I won the billiards three times yesterday.
This is a bad man! You said he’s playing great.

Have you had sex afterwards?
Masha... what? This is not your business!
And Andrew is not bad.
And Andrei did everything right.)

You guys, you guys, you guys are all guys.

Micheal (23:14:06 10/12/2009)
Tell me, Vova, as a man who is experienced and knowledgeable in the matter.

Micheal (23:14:18 10/12/2009)
What is better?

Micheal (23:16:25 10/12/2009)
To live with an adequate person who has already formed as a personality and does not depend on anyone in principle, or with a dumb man who has nothing in principle besides the claim to originality?

Porck (23:17:07 10/12/2009)
The one with the bigger breasts!!! to

Micheal (23:17:24 10/12/2009)
You knew it! ))

Porck (23:18:04 10/12/2009)
I have lived [...]

There’s a hamster Emmae, he doesn’t like the wheel and he bites the cage.
Have you seen the escape from Shawshank?

Ladies and gentlemen, hello to all.
I want to send visitors cards to all of us.
I send a sample text on my example. Enter your data and send it to me. Please do this immediately, as it will take 5 minutes, and the printing is ready to take us into print without delay.
If you don’t need business cards (don’t go to meetings, for example), sign up for me.

- I rarely go to meetings, the position is insignificant, there is no corporate mail, but the natural craving for hollow does not give me a chance to refuse.

Is it possible to dry the eye with a vacuum cleaner?
Zzzz: You have done well with your brain.

A couple in Ukrainian.
What type of translator is used?
1 – Linguistic
2 – Socrates
My own head
Prepod: What is this? never heard
I: Eeee... this is such a supernova development. Tested for now

10 students graduated,
One of them did not pass the border, and there were nine left.
9 students prepared throughout the autumn.
One exam failed, and there are eight remaining.
Eight students did not see any problems.
One said, “The Dean is a fool,” and there were seven left.
Seven students wanted to eat a lot.
One in the dining room ate a salad and there were six left.
Six students in pairs began to sleep.
One is not in place, and there are five left.
Five students were removed from the scholarship.
One of them shrugged his hand and they became four.
Four students smoked.
One of them smoked someone else’s conspiracy, and there were three left.
Three students submitted a PGK.
One spark dropped, and there were two left.
Two students studied for delay.
One decided:"I will go to serve". remained alone.
Only the latter learned well.
He could not find a job and shot himself.

Anna_Ariana

To us, the French teacher today told us about her adventures in France on the remaining part of the couple, and about her students-disadvantaged

Especially the story of the fools who were in the building camp.

They excavate there and rebuild all kinds of ancient castles, buildings and other figs.
Smart people rebuilt the village. Most are Russians. One of them had a Russian flag with him, and the clowns decided to hang it over the village. In France. The Russian flag.

The civilian population of France noticed the subwoof only on the third day.

And it was only because one of the passing tourists said, "What is wrong with the stripes on your flag?"

Kisely@br (15:34:56 10/12/2009)
I sit in the hospital.
ANT1][R1ST (15:35:04 10/12/2009)
You forgot there?
Kisely@br (15:36:10 10/12/2009)
Yes, the dog bitten me for the upper lip, I sit in a line for a reception
ANT1][R1ST (15:36:41 10/12/2009)
Has he fought with the dog?O_O
Kisely@br (15:38:01 10/12/2009)
Diesel was taken to the army...I wanted to talk to her...
ANT1][R1ST (15:38:09 10/12/2009)
and)))
ANT1][R1ST (15:38:14 10/12/2009)
Heat

In the evening, I walked around the street, around the ice. He walked carefully. Tell me how? How could you slip not on the ice, but on the banana skin, which fucking knows where it came from on the road!! to

DarkDigit: In the subway, playing a snake on nokia1112, I really wanted to wish the fool who spermed my communicator that he would all his life crawl in a dark labyrinth, looking for what to eat and afraid to bite himself for his ass!

What kind of shit.
The son was asked in school to write a piece in English on the subject: "Why some people don't laugh in the circus when animals perform", asking for help.
Ohhhhhh...

The first thought, of course, about who served in the army - he in the circus does not laugh, but he is 12 years old, may not yet understand, probably

yyy (22:04) :
I love when they touch my hair, put their palms in the head and just do something with them, I have such a moustache starting to run the size of an elephant!!! to

yyy (22:05) :
When the kids in the kindergarten are offered to play at the barber, I sit down and just dance!!!This is fucking!!There is no need for sex!! to
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The elephant’s flocks of elephants!! to

I bought a shampoo, it is written on it - prepare to see their lush shapes!and ;)

The printer has become a Muslim.
What?
He wrote: The wrong format of paper.

Biolante: Girls are very well healed from constriction by binding their eyes and fixing them to the wall.

The eighties, a time when deodorants did not exist, and few people used them. They go with their four-year-old son in the metro.Summer, heat, pressure. Grisha on her mother’s knees, and the people from all sides. Grisha suddenly begins to get excited and scream on the whole car: Mom, mom, when we come, I can't breathe, smells of respected citizens!!! to