XHH: I am in shock. Yesterday came the employer, a woman, 45 years old. His name is Evil. Guess what their name is?
YYY : The love?

Comments from Men's Health magazine on the article in Women's Health:
“Pairs who use the words ‘happy’ and ‘beautiful’ in their correspondence stay together longer than those who avoid such optimistic words.”
mh: The main thing is to use these words in all correspondence and SMS without exception: “A bottle of happy bread and a nice pack of milk”, “I’ll call later, I’m happy at a great meeting”, “I’ll come late and happy. It is wonderful!”

I came from work early, I walk into the room and I watch the following picture: my eyebrows a needle tape with condoms, half-shopped condemning the “daughter... daughter... daughter...”

You are foolish to make your wife do that. She will still give birth to a child when she wants, and you risk raising someone else’s child or leaving without a wife.

XXX is AAA! Where am I? I am among them again!! They will eat me!! Aaaah aaaah!! Please help!
YYY: What is it about him?
Zzzz: I do not know. I don’t think it will affect the taste.
Yyy: Then let’s eat it.
ZZZ: Go to
XXX is AAA!!! to

Today in the subway in front of me was a man with a large pathos bag. There was a sign on it:

Federal State Institution "Engineering and Technical Battalion 11 of the Military Operational and Restorative Communications Administration under the Federal Agency for Special Construction".

And underneath it the emblem is a two-headed eagle, in each lap of which there is a top.

The fire, the communications.

I watched the movie "Always Say YES".
(There the main character was taught to always answer "yes" to everything he was offered and this coolly changed his life.)
Since January 1, I decided to do the same, but I didn't take into account that I live in the
Russia is

I am now every day with everybody’s substrate o_o

[11:53:29] xxx: I did not once in my childhood ride from steep mountains on small skis such blue - in the union such many had - they were a little more than the size of a leg. So, in the course of the trip, my legs began to break, and since I was doing all the nonsense at the time, the sword was like it. But nevertheless, I am not Alina Kabaeva and it is difficult to drive with the legs spread so I was kicked forward and I left three lanes on the hill - 2 from the skies and one from the nose. I used to ride - if I had wings on my ass - it would really be like a fighter on the take-off :)

to this:
The dog understood it, and whatever I loved it, it began to make sounds very similar to "miu". So I was almost hysterical when this beast approached me in the kitchen (a courtyard terrier, quite large) and cried to the food, so penetratingly whispered.

My cat's mother grew up among the dogs, well, in life, learned to cuddle. "GAAV", typeO - with a cat accent. It should have been to see the roots of dogs - it runs after the cat, and it turns and overwhelms it!

to this:
@edd>the son of the Korean in the kindergarten with a friend in two haris drank a pot of compot. It was a quiet hour. In order not to burn, they poured water in the kitchen in which the beets were boiled and diluted with the remaining compot.
It is...
Palubas this was a kindergarten for workers’ food... they have this genetic (((

Forums for the sale of strike guns:

Kirill (2010-01-08 06:30):
Do you think a pneumatic gun can help with a robbery attack?
The answer:
Hi to. Probably will help.
Kirill (2010-01-08 06:32):
I mean protection from attack.
The answer:
Hi to. Yes we understood.

Congratulations from the DR (27 years old):
" Have you survived? And thank God. Don’t stop at the achievement"

XXX is yes! Tell me, I heard that it was you who beat Mitya on a walk in the center of Moscow with a poster "For the legalization of the Gay Parade!"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We argued on desire, well, this duck lost, of course, I decided, let him torment. Who knew he would be so talented?
XXX: Did he get out?! to
YYY: You won’t believe how... In short, this image – a two-on-two closet with ears, walked in a swimsuit and a huge poster with these words and spoke: “For the legalization of the gay parade! On the day of WWF!and "

When the opera asks "save your password or not?", then the "button is missing if it suits" :(

I understand that you admines are very strange. But buy a magazine Human Body, long insert in the attached skull, teeth. And then drink a beer with him and show how the server is arranged and what it costs... 23 years fucking. And he called him Yorique and celebrated his birthday. Vampire, you’re strange, but I still love you :)

Pathologists argue that the inner beauty of a person is greatly exaggerated.

I read the news and find an interesting article.
Latvia borrowed a tank to Estonia for one day
One of the comments
"Today you can capture Latvia... As long as it has no tank)))"

I sit on the bench in the subway, waiting for the train. Here comes to me an incomprehensible person with a cell phone, extending it to me with the words:
Oh well talk.
I don’t know what, who and why I should talk to. I take a phone:
- Allo
“Hello, listen, explain to this fool how to drive to the Car Factory.

- I'm talking about it, on the street -25 and the girls are all without hats, what kind of mouthpiece is this?
The cockroaches are frozen :D

The worst thing is when you get up at night to the toilet, with a lot of thoughts that you are going to sleep again now, look at the clock, and there without five minutes alarm =(

I am going to edit my head tomorrow.
xxx: what is called it yopt..
The hairdresser ?