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[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25808
 10.02.2010
to this:

And let’s go to Kilimpliz and задолba.li to write all sorts of rugged stories that would also take stupid nits.
— — —
The Stage!
Personally, I ran on Kilmi Anekya to poison (let’s start with the bearded)

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25807
 10.02.2010
My friend says, “Look at what I have with the compass.
I: What’s wrong with him?
Girlfriend: There is... The Blue Screen of Death when loading, here.
I turn the computer on, the installation screen of the HR is illuminated with the requirement to insert the disk and enter the serial book.
I: I don’t know if I’ll please you or upset you, but you have a blue screen of birth here.

[ + 66 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25806
 10.02.2010
and XXX:
I want a Geiger bracelet, a backpack with a tent and an IRP behind the back, a heavy leather scarf on the floor, with a cap, a barbecue and a respirator...

OOOU :
The milk! You need to go to the army!

and XXX:
Two years of wishes

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №25805
 10.02.2010
When you ask me"you are my friend"you willingly answer"what do you need";

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №25804
 10.02.2010
Announcement at the schedule of the 2nd semester (1 course):
The elderly of the groups go to the laboratory with a list of survivors and find out the new numbers in the laboratory lists and the schedule of work.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №25803
 10.02.2010
<=Al'fA=>: scuco, eat hunting, and peelmen folded into one huge piece! It is :'(
<Richard>: Yippidy! I have eaten! )
<=Al'fA=>: I want to go! I will eat them anyway!
<Cris>: well-no... ))
<=Al'fA=>: Overall, I’ve missed a piece through the meat-cutting machine and I’m going to fry the cocklets out of it. Who will go out.
I will tell.
<Crisis> is a good thing! Catholics of Odin! B is
<=Al'fA=>: listen, and offgenic fucking came out, with spices and light :-D
I have made them with cheese ;)
<Chris> Are you serious about it?
<=Al'fA=>: *with a full mouth* umg. by Ugo!
<Cris>: I have to do it! Where have you been before, Scully? I am here with hunger, go out lazy, and such a shit up to 3 packs!
<=Al'fA=>: Eee...0_o
Do not do that! I want to patent.
<Cris> is out! I have already created :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №25802
 10.02.2010
News title: "Photoshop may become paid"
Comments: Abarazeli quite, look, and from the afternoon even for sugar and bread in the shops will have to pay, or look and for vodka money will be taken. and swallow.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25801
 10.02.2010
What is your forecast for the Olympics final?
Even if Russia is not against Canada.
In fact, I only have to dream of such a final...
You have to dream, and I have to survive, having a Canadian husband... he last time did not talk to me for 2 days...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25800
 10.02.2010
Pin: Oh, I’ll buy my wife a new computer on Love’s Day.
Mik: Yeah, the drill and a new tire has it already.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25799
 10.02.2010
Cap is always right. If he is wrong, he is wrong.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №25798
 10.02.2010
You work badly.
Are there complaints?
No, but you work badly.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25797
 10.02.2010
Good appetite to you!
X: How do you sing?
I am singing fucking :(

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №25796
 10.02.2010
xxx: I bought a landscape with a house from two old men.
XXX: Began to dismantle the mountain of the remaining sludge in the house.
xxx: Enjoyed 2 finds: a plastic half-hole without a necklace with the mark mark:"Raybands", completely wrapped with different ropes from 15 cm, and a half-hole without a necklace with the inscription "Inappropriate ropes"wrapped with ropes from 2 to 15 cm.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25795
 10.02.2010
The content of the urn is pleased with two types of people: bombs and deputies.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №25794
 10.02.2010
Expecting the success of the model "Kalin", Avtovaz began to develop models "Collollah", "Camly", "Supla", "Malk2", "Haliel", "Collah", "Plus", especially interesting promise to be models "Lav-4" and "Lend Clouseau". and c)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25793
 10.02.2010
Vambadan: Believe the presence of tunnels in the ear, etc. It does not affect mental abilities in any way.
Sv: Because mental abilities affect the presence of tunnels

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25792
 10.02.2010
Novosibirsk Academy City, a night smoking company on an unglassed balcony.
One (retarding, thoughtfully): when there is already at least 15 degrees minus.
Other (dark): in the summer

[ + 61 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25791
 10.02.2010
Swetlanka (20:25:55 9/02/2010)
In this semester of management we do: the snake sits on the corks one after the other, puts your hands on your shoulders and alternately puts your foot on the side. So he couldn’t withstand three times and the whole gym as a strike: the rough clen green...

MICsher (20:26:27 9/02/2010)
and GG)))

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25790
 10.02.2010
99% of files in torrent networks are pirated
That is fucking! 😉

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №25789
 10.02.2010
According to the rules of a good tone, a woman is not asked how old she is, but a man how he repented from the army.

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