On the American ebay sell a huge plasma panel, almost new, still on warranty. for 20 backs. There is one "problem". In short, the owners of the house where this plasma was hanging went on holiday for 2 weeks and asked the neighbor to take care of the cat. Well, he for something didn’t like them and for all 2 weeks put on the DVD gay porn and pressed a pause. As a result, the plasma burned out. an interesting picture.

Mom offers banal puzzles... I insist on salt... Brother quietly prays for death...

US student Joel Tannenbaum fined $675,000 in the summer of 2009 for illegally downloading music on the Internet

It turns out, with this schedule, I have already pumped on the three-year budget of America.

Cut the apple.
I broke the laptop.
A sad hockey.

XXX: Looking for cartoons on torrents
xxx: one is called "Barbie and three Musketeers"
xxx: comment: this name should be in porn)))

Disputes about what appeared first: chicken or egg - nothing, compared to a dispute with his wife about the standard seating position of the toilet!)

was sick? to the doctor!
by Nakipelo? Pick up with anthrax!
"I am the only one?"No, you idiots, a lot.
"I want to share"
"Father Christmas, make it so..." On paper and under the tree.

Bring it to you finally!

xxx (21:58:29 7/01/2010)
You are a bear.

yyy (21:58:56 7/01/2010)
and Hui. The killer of biology >_<

Soon, this dull winter would have ended.
This summer has begun :)

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Yyy: Nikolai Ivanovich, you promised me to automatically put the exam :(

From the Medical Forum:
Sergey: I am 13 years old. My penis is in an erection 8-9 cm. Is it normal? If not, how do you fight it?
Urologist: Seresh, you don’t have to fight with your member...

In Opera there is the possibility of "Present as IE Explorer". It sounds like "Like a fool"

We all remember this wonderful quote:
He: Sori that I didn’t appear yesterday – a boy.
She: There are always lots of idiots on boys.
He: No, this is a boy, there are no girls.
She: Do you think I’ve never been on a boy boy?! to

That is what I am for. I sit in the cinema. show trailers to movies, which will soon be released...so these dolboebs, which filmed "our rush. The eggs of fate used this quote there, replacing the word "blade" with "prostitute"...well didn’t you wave it??!! to

You have the copyright, you have the copyright.)

We need to bring justice back!

Ura to! I have counted! The minimum number of characters in the quote is 40, the maximum is 1500!

Can I consider myself a British scientist?

If any of the men had seen it, the whisper would have fallen forever.
Tag: forever together

And you have not thought about why everyone who has a second half, such selfish and insensitive creatures with bad habits, and all who are alone, just such thumbnails, understandable, all-knowing, caring and generally crazy about what good?

She - In Bora again write, say, I am the "best friend" of the girl and I get her snow in the summer and fresh fruits of New Guinea cactus in the winter - because I love... I remembered that as you me immediately, as my hard pollet, info saved, 2 new bought and RAID made...
He - Yes, and I also massaged your shoulders for two hours while you were psychotic before the exam.
Yes, and I think, why is that all?and ;-)
He is honest?
She is Yes! Do not be afraid!! to
Just you, Sanka and Kir are my best friends. seriously.
She is a frog!!and (
He is a cock, I know. I’ve been with you for seven years, I’ve gotten used to it.

Tags: school jacket in cage
A pencil with cats.
Three sizes of breasts

to this:
In short, people found one place where they could accumulate a lot of mineral.
But there was a problem: there was constantly a herd of some blue zebras.
And then they painted a man under a blue zebra (or the skin on him, the avatar is called) and sent him into the herd, so that he could learn to say in zebra: “Ladies and gentlemen! A moment of attention! Wait after me, I know where there is a lot of delicious!".Woooot.And this men, instead of doing business, ran along with zebras on the grasslands, roasted the akki horse, and ran until he had overtaken the most clay cabbage. And when it was time to dig a mineral, he became eager to realize that he was sleeping with a cockroach, and instead of pulling out the taboo, on the contrary, pulled them to tap people. This is how justice and democratic principles prevailed on a separate pasture.This is if in short, and in general "Avatar" a very beautiful film :)
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Friend, tell me about what "Black Lightning" is.

Answer from the publishing house to a beginner writer from Ivanovo:
Dear Nikolai Petrovich! Please do not send us your manuscripts at all, and to the home address of the editor in particular. We are tired of repeating to you that the theme of your works does not correspond to our direction. There are also serious differences in the use of idiomatic expressions, obscene vocabulary, and the huge number of grammar and spelling errors that so dilute your opus. To put it figuratively, if human stupidity had a limit, you would be standing beyond it near the CPC, with some wiped poster in your hands.
With respect, ******** ***** Gl. The editor.