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[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145924
 27.10.2017
To re-learn the left, of course, is not necessary. Do you treat them like the right ones? Yes of course! But if they begin to demand a special attitude to themselves: to be greeted with their left hand, in the subway they reworked turnikets as convenient for them, etc. Personally, I would be strongly opposed.

by Nano! You are clearly right-wing and have never been interested in what the left lacks. But in France, in the office, all the writing supplies are not oak, as we do, but ergonomic, so that the joints do not spoil. And all the pencil-blocks-blocks are marked and duplicated - for the right and for the left.And in public toilets there are tournaments on top of both towers for the elderly - whoever has a supporting hand. This concept is strange to you, it is called RESPECT.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145923
 27.10.2017
> in the subway reworked turnikets as convenient for them, etc. Personally, I would be strongly opposed.

Natural leopards account for about 20% of the human population.
Public objects that are critical to safety must be comfortable for all passengers. Children cannot be transported without a car seat. A "adult" seat belts manufacturer is obliged to deliver exactly those that will suit not only men, but also women. (The first serial seat belts virtually didn’t save women because of the difference in average height.) Yes, society is obliged to be equally safe for people with different physical characteristics, with different taste and sexual preferences. As much as possible. Obviously, a DCPshnik with a stick will not be able to turn away if it is pushed, and a debilitating person may not notice that someone is sitting right on it - this is an irreversible difference, but, note, there is no difference, as long as no one is pushing. Not to condemn homosexuals, not to treat them, not to harass, not to blackmail, and also to take statements about unlawful actions against them (the same beating, rape, blackmail), to investigate these incidents - REAL. If you can’t, the problem is not in the gay, but in you. So, guys, society is you. All without exception. No need to look in the mirror.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145922
 27.10.2017

I am not going to eat cream.
Because there is a pill.
I will not drink from the bowl.
Because there is a pill.
I will not bite the headphone.
Because there is a pill.
I will not sleep on a chair.
Because there is a pill.
I will not beat the walls,
Because there is a pill.
I will not put the carpet.
Because there is a pill.
I will not smell the guest.
Because there is a pill!
I will not even wash.
A pill in the right leg?
You can think anything,
I am not a paranoid.
No one succeeded
Cheat the cat twice.
If you have trouble,
Take your own pills.
Cats are always treated.
From the power of thought.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №145921
 27.10.2017
The New Star Trek:
XXX: Everything is great for a third of the series you have to read the subtitles, not watch the series!!!! to
Study Klingon

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145920
 27.10.2017
This is right. With homosexuals everything is ambiguous - whether you like it or not, and then sneezed on you such - and Opa! You are already with them.
In this sense, gay is preferred. No cold if...
and ==
by mm. Humor on a humorous (once) resource... Give you gods of goodness and health, Man. Really rescued

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №145919
 27.10.2017
Everything becomes

>> but there are pydoras that never make a meltdown, and the asphalt is placed so that it dissolves on the third day

This is how the asphalt-leggers go by you - and this turns out to be a gay parade...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145918
 27.10.2017
On the other side of the geosphere)

Black is better than gay. When you’re a Negro, you don’t think about how to tell your parents about it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145917
 27.10.2017
QR:I went to the dentist yesterday.The dentist woman of 60 years, the analgesic said to put no need.When I cried out from the pain, she cried out to me with a handcuff on the rose, with the words"do not swallow".Less on became but no longer "swallow".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145916
 26.10.2017
by Pulya

The unmarried man is a fighting man, the married man is permanently discharged (unharmed), and the single man is after a vasectomy.

There should still be a training - for safe work, and a parade - beautiful and with a sprinkled bow.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145915
 26.10.2017
I was swimming, I was 23.
xxx: I went down, went out seconds after 25-30. for this time rubber tapes frozen to the ice
zz: fucking, ))) enough, I don’t like horrors))
XXX: But the feelings are interesting. The body is so upset from what is happening that the feeling of cold is not as acute as when you just go into cold water. The body just refuses to believe it happens.)
zz: My body moves horses, instantly

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145914
 26.10.2017
Oh, do not blame yourself! Do you have gay parades? Honestly climbing each other into cowards in public places gay? Harassed a colleague of non-traditional orientation at work? Have you actually watched this at least once in your life? Have you ever heard of the "second hand"?

You’re angry with gay people just because they’re different from you. For some, this is enough to offer mass shootings. And take such a damaging monster to power - first gay, then Jews, then those who painted their hair in an unstable color, well, and so on. When they come for you, no one will stand for you. See also 1939 to 1945

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145913
 26.10.2017
If hamster is used as a PTS, and still in non-traditional sex - how will this type of perversion be called?
— — —

The anecdote. The family caught a goldfish, it is them: you have all three wishes.
I want a ham.
Father: In the p#zoo hamstring!
Mother: From the p#zda hammer!!! to

And at all. Release the hamster and tie the cat away from the bank, perverse!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №145912
 26.10.2017
When I went to college, I lacked my pocket money. I had to pay taxes after school. One day I come for a challenge. Two drunk boys are standing in my car and the most talkative is sitting in front of me. We go, and he tries to ask me various questions: “What if I don’t pay?” I answer in a joke, “You will pay by nature.” This guy fell asleep. We approach the ring, and it falls on my knees... His friend says, “Brother, you are Che, I have money!”

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145911
 26.10.2017
We will allow you to enter society if you do not pretend to be normal on your own. And no one will touch you, no bad words will say. But once you show something - everything, no protection and no guarantees. As they say, rotten ulcers should be hidden under bandages, not displayed.
– is 
And we do not have normal and rotten ulcers. We have nothing to hide. You need to hide the color of your eyes, the color of your skin, the height, the shape of your nose, the shape of your ears, not the ulcers. The wounds are in your sick fantasies.
I am very disgusted with people who are overweight, I am angry as they swallow, swallow, but I will never see that I am disgusted. Because it is not human. Do you need to shut down all the fat? Red is burning? He is a middle-aged man like you.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145910
 26.10.2017
X: You gave the girl a compliment, and she has already figured out the name of your third child.

Because the first two are already there.

Z: And the third she’s already pregnant.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145909
 26.10.2017
I went to the dentist. I am afraid to treat my teeth! He begins to dig something and I feel like this is hell. I begin to hunt.

Dentist: Do you feel hurt or scared?

I: It is terrible.

He breathed and continued his work.

The question is properly asked. 😉

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145908
 26.10.2017
My dad still remembers bringing a homework notebook from school where I had to write five words on a. And there, with the red pen of Angelina Victoria, "Anchous" and "ambrosia" are cut out. It says, “There are no such words!”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №145907
 26.10.2017
My father was 12 years old when he was first caught by his relatives. In two cars they drove into the forest near the village. Everyone went into the woods, and the father was left to guard the cars.

For four hours or more, relatives and friends were looking for cockroaches, but the hunt failed. As they grew up, a picture awaited them, a father standing and throwing a stick into a goose lying on the ground. The question is, “Where is the goose from? “History was told.

My father was walking around the cars, and he saw a goose approaching on the road. There’s nothing better than throwing a stick in him so he doesn’t get close. He said that the goose broke his neck. So my father was the only one that came home with the prey that day.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145906
 26.10.2017
KoleerBoiler: Whoever comes to us with a sword, has a sword and a sword!
Danechka: Well he’s with a sword, how can you steal from him?
It’s like you’re not in Odessa.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145905
 26.10.2017
One day I invited friends.

We were about 16 years old. I went to school and drank beer. I had no one at home. Everything is more interesting than hanging out on a cold street or in a dirty parade.

come to me. Opened the beer. Conversation was engaged. And no matter what, my father came back from work much earlier than he should have been. Clock for 7.

The father bluntly nodded his head. Beer was not approved. But he decided not to take educational measures. On the condition that we drink only one bottle and sit like adults – without the eagle and the goot. He took a cup of tea and sat down with us.

The conversation did not fade. And the father told the story of how he fought with the Uzbek in the army.

We did not have such impressive stories. My dad told me one more. As a young man, he mistakenly smoked marijuana and ran in the elevator.

On the dessert, the father told about how in his childhood lost in the taiga and ate protein.

My friends visited me several times. We were already friends with Dad.

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