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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25148
 22.01.2010
Invest (00:53:23 21/01/2010)
Before buying shoes, I bought, I went to the cafe... well, I talked to Igor, he warms me, come and drink a beer. Sitting on the bus and traveling, naturally eaten in the slum, how they put me in the bus I do not remember, history silences (they themselves do not remember). The bus was passing. As a result, I woke up when I was driving along the Kalmyk steppes in the direction of Astrakhan, but I did not know it (it was night), found a bag of strong beer nearby (good fuck friends), worsened, fell asleep. We woke up in Astrakhan, 700 km from my city. In my pocket 50 rubles, no mobile phone, I knew that a friend lives near Astrakhan, I only knew the name of the village... I walked 6 hours on the track (no one carried, men)... I came, found, ate. I returned home in a week, my parents almost killed me without a little, they thought they had struck me somewhere.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №25147
 22.01.2010
The girlfriend's mother-in-law is named Hope Konstantinovna, she was lying in the hospital, and with her in the girl's chamber, well, 18 years old. Sleep it means, and here she hears this dialogue:
What is my grandmother’s name?
As Lenin’s wife.
Is it Arina Rodionovna?

[ + 109 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25146
 22.01.2010
<Wickie> Did you go?
<Big Ear> No, and what?
<Wickie> tell me I’ll kill him.
<Big Ears> what happened to you?))
<Wickie> last night only we adjusted, as in an anecdote, in the door the key knocked
<Wickie> I am betraying, he is betraying
<Wickie> fast-fast dressed, here mother I hear me call
<Wickie> wife fucking behind the bed hid
<Wickie> mother goes bla bla as business
<Wickie> suspiciously so, apparently hears
<Wickie> here I remember, fucking! His shoes are in the hallway.! to
<Wickie> he also heard the journey. I did not find anything better...
<Wickie> than fucks jump out of bed with a scream "HAAAAA!"
<Wickie> for the first time I’ve seen a person faint.
<Wickie> and this fool in his socks jumped out the window.
<Wickie> I will kill him.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №25145
 22.01.2010
At work, I introduced myself to everyone as Masha, then I put on Olya’s badge, because they won’t do anything, and I need to be with him. And people start to doubt their memory and do not call by name, although for 2 weeks I was Masha for everyone. So much to watch :)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №25144
 22.01.2010
This should have been to say to your potential girlfriend: "I don’t want to lose you, even without having time to grasp..." :-(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25143
 22.01.2010
Acid: Sponge Bob the square. The Practice. The Good.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №25142
 22.01.2010
I work as a photographer. Almost fired for the name of the folder: "Ready Girls. Tagged with"

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25141
 22.01.2010
Stephen Vander was once asked if it’s hard to be blind. He replied, blind yet nothing, thank God I am not even a Negro.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25140
 22.01.2010
F0iL> I sit and do the economy
F0iL> and you send me breasts
F0iL> I can’t work in this environment
F0iL> in general, the economy
F0iL> give more breasts

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №25139
 22.01.2010
XXXX, 21.01.2010 14:01:09:
Sun, what do you need to leave of the vine, except the logs of the aska?

YYYYYY, 14:03:28
My documents

YYYYYY, 14:04:33
Why are you asking this??? O.O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25138
 22.01.2010
VKontakte about medicine (in the photo of traumatic damage to the perineum and scrotum).

A friend of mine crossed the fence and got stuck... Luckily not so hard and now he has a beautiful daughter...
Yyy: From the fence? Oh Oh Oh Oh!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №25137
 22.01.2010
Caterpillar (>2.5)
What if we are there tomorrow?

Caterpillar (>2.5)
Has the schedule changed?

Growl
Do I have to know?

Growl
Ask the Destroyer.

Growl
) )

Caterpillar (>2.5)
Given that I usually know the schedule, you offended me.

Growl
And I didn’t say that everyone who knows the schedule is shit. I asserted that all the fools know the schedule.

KatyaTeman
Logic from the first time, yes.

[ + 95 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25136
 22.01.2010
Everyone happens that coming late in the evening from work, you involuntarily catch yourself on the thought:" well, how, lessons do not need to!!!!(I am 33 years old)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25135
 22.01.2010
Find a living grandmother that you can touch with your hands.
I’m not dead, you know, right?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25134
 22.01.2010
19.01.2010 17:52:54, Naoko
I don’t get offshore.

19.01.2010 17:53:59, Nik-XXXL
This is easy to digest food, it may not go out on debt.

19.01.2010 17:55:06, Naoko
Suki, the doctor

19.01.2010 17:55:12, Naoko
I am not about that...

19.01.2010 17:55:18, Naoko
It doesn’t get cooked!!! to


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25133
 22.01.2010
Veterans, mla... dendys and wetlands they remember...

And I was a child with an antivirus arithmometer "Phoenix" processed!
It was sprinkled by "Dichlophos".
The result:
Removed three cockroaches (bags)
Two worms were found.
He was placed in quarantine after being poisoned with antivirus.

* oldly pierced and covered with pledge*

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №25132
 22.01.2010
The crazy computer. I can safely disassemble the computer on the spare parts, repair it, or locate the cause of the breakdown or even if it broke. And since I don’t know how to create a folder, shit, in 5 ways, I need to go to resend. I am in the car.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №25131
 22.01.2010
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
I am finished!!! to
He left the chat.
Nick: The huts took us away...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25130
 22.01.2010
Lenok: Hi, I constantly brake 1C and Excel, what do I do?
Root: Try the cane.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25129
 22.01.2010
Rosana
Can you join the Baptist Church?

Sanek
Pressing the baby?

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