At the end of the 1990s, when the so-called error of 2000, which supposedly promised to multiply by zero the many years of effort of American programmers, dimmed on the horizon, many of our brothers came to the United States to participate in solving the evil problem.

There was one programmer in our team, let’s call him Lecha, who said what’s called, rarely, but deliciously. He worked for an insurance company in Mainframe. Like any mainframe maker, he has periodically had to work on call, this is when you are appointed as a security guard on the system and the operator from the computing center can call you home at night if something is not working. It is clear that no one likes to be awake in the middle of the night to deal with someone else’s mistake and make the program work out, but here you don’t go anywhere – that’s life.

So our Leha started receiving the same type of calls every time he was on night duty. He began to understand what it was about and discovered an interesting pattern for himself. The program, which was constantly rolling, handled the insurance policies previously introduced into the system.
Individual insurance policies have flown to the wave. Most families, too, but with a few exceptions.

During the processing of policies, the gender of insured persons was checked under certain conditions. In the distant 1970s, when the system was written, it was assumed that the spouses, naturally, should be of different sexes. Otherwise, the program believed that there was a data input error and completed the work in emergency mode. Until the end of the 90s, everything worked like this, but the times, unfortunately, change.

Leha for a long time could not understand what was the reason for such frequent failures and to the night calls of the operator stupidly responded that it was necessary to continue the execution of the eadachi.

When he understood what it was about, a lonely, but penetrating Russian phrase emerged from him: "They borrowed the pd#$@sy!"

My husband changes clothes. The woman looks at him and asks:
Who has teased your back so hard?
My husband reds out of embarrassment:
- Imagine yesterday I was walking in the street and suddenly from the balcony on my back.
The cat has fallen, don’t you believe it?
Of course I believe! There is written on the lipstick: This is me, your pussy!

GEBB
Have you broken the window? You just sent me a link to a picture of the cat. to me! I am the prince of darkness, and you are sending me a cat.

Ximerka
The X-H You have good eyes.

to this:

The brother has the phone of the beginner Jedi: there is such a feature-to turn off the alarm, it is enough to hold a hand over it.

Every morning I hear the following:
The awakening:
Brother (going over the phone with the hand): You don’t want to wake me up!

The Silence...
____________________________
I want that too! Write a phone model.
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ZanozA: I recently found a textbook on OBŽ for the 8th grade... I decided to polist, look... I was delighted with the phrase: "If you are bitten by a dog, then you need to overcome the pain, not with a sharp movement, put a brush in her throat, so that the dog is suffocated!" %)

xxx: Woke up at the server room, warm, cozy, quiet =))))
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xxx: and in general, the ideal interface is one button "do it"
ууу: from my experience in Binda you need at least 2 buttons - "make it work" and "return as it was"
WOW: and it is desirable another - "set up the fuck";

<Rain> book found in 1892 fucking
<Rain> Exemplary Kitchen
<Rain> shrinking water

Q: Did you have sex at all?
How to say...? participated...
Oh yeah he?
Xy: Somewhere 17.5 years ago.

Hedin
The brother. life for a long time.

piton
Full for a long time

If you are drunk and want to do something, never do it.

I remember at first class sitting stream on lectures on matana. A scream from the room:
Oh yeah!
Prepod with an indiscriminate view, continuing to write on the board:
The student just named his name, we greet him.
The horse stood for 10 minutes =)

The flow of 07-K... for those who remember it is dedicated =)

HHH
I have a lecture on embryology.

HHH
So much new I learned.

WOWU
For example?

HHH
Numerous sperm surround the egg and secrete enzymes, under the influence of which follicular cells are disconnected from the egg. Spermatozoa by synchronous beating of the claws rotate the egg at a rate of 4 twists per minute (up to 12 hours!) is

WOWU
This is shameful)

HHH
So that’s why it’s sick during pregnancy – the egg cells stinked :-D

zaxar4ik (22:55:43 24/12/2009)
Fuck, I’ve made three shots today.

zaxar4ik (22:55:48 24/12/2009)
My ass hurts.

Winter (23:37:13 24/12/2009)
I’ll go tomorrow to make her mind.

Winter (23:37:15 24/12/2009)
and *

Piah (23:37:45 24/12/2009)
The mine? O_O

Winter (23:38:03 24/12/2009)
No to fucking! >_<

xxx: we have kiwi puddles, cheese puddles, orange marmelades, Viennese waffles in white chocolate. Candy with be2ylis, diabetic cookies, pineapple, mandarins and chicken knows what it is
yyy: *_*
I want to fuck you (Pelmen)

They agreed on Saturday.)
She: Blah, on Saturday only the nights will come and sleep, neahti, and tomorrow they will be in the night.
He: And what?
She: what? 😉
She: Take Gandalf’s Pack
I have electricity 1)
She: little
See also: Berry Min 3
Yes, I will not take them.
She : Why?
I’m not going to fuck you, I’m not going to fuck you, I’m going to fuck you.
She is: naive)))))))))))))))

I'm watching Russia now, Xusha Sobichak is holding a concert? Dedicated to the works of Yuri Antonov.
CJ: I want to ask you a few questions.
Yuri: I’m not afraid of you.
What am I, so terrible?
Yuri: Well... how would I say... with an exhilaration...

to this:

A genuine gentleman never pumps mp3, he pumps notes and collects a song himself!

This has not been the case for a long time, and there are few voices :(

xxx: Advertisement in the newspaper: "Physically a big woman is required on the Zephyr packaging".
XXX: Fuck, I’m afraid to eat it now...