In the computer graphics competition won Left, he managed to insert his name, URL and photo in one pixel.

This can only be in Russia.
According to a recently adopted law, the cheapest vodka should cost 89 p. In the store, the cheapest vodka was worth (!and 40 rubles.
The same store. On the shelf is the same, the cheapest vodka, but with the price of 89 p. and below the ad:"Action:you buy one bottle of vodka and the second as a gift!"

According to the results of the tests, thanks to the widespread access to pornographic resources, including the Internet, the number of rape cases in the last 25 years has decreased by 85%.

Porn will save Golakteko!!! to

Student girlfriend in community:
I read websites about weight loss, realized that in order to start eating at least somehow, I need to sit on a diet

HeadBuch: It turns out, this is a bad sign, when in the morning before entering the parking lot near the office, the road is crossed by a sysadmin...

An idea of what air conditioning should look like for owners of cars with xenon not provided by the factory design. No demons, scraps and other dirt. Gothic and technological. The sinner is placed in absolute darkness. and full. To close the eye for nothing. So a minute. Within a minute right in his eyes - xenon far away! for 20 seconds. Then again darkness. Light in the eyes again. Closing them, or turning your head away - it is not possible. And so for centuries.
and yes. It would be good if he would occasionally cry, “Lord, why am I tormented?”A loud voice from the sky answered:
My son is lost! Do not crack! I checked – Nothing is blind!"

Here all sorts of shit writes, say, who does not plush, will not give up the session... In short. In their ass. Whoever sees THIS will give away from the first time everything that remains, and whoever has the transfer ahead will give it away without any problems! And whoever does not see it will repeat the fate of those who see it. Good luck to you, dear ones!

By the way, who won?

Kissy
hz, they count for a long time) in Russia for a day the residual result is known, and we will not be able to compete -)))))))

Sun - Tiger
You know...

Sun - Tiger
In Russia, the result was known before the elections.

The water managers are very faithful people.
In honor of the baptism they turned off the hot water today, so that every resident of the house can experience the delights of swimming in the pit.

xxx: I am so upset that even with the laptop off I can't force myself to study
Yyy: And I’m so upset that I’m rushing to the counter, although the exam is in 8 hours! ))
Zzz: I am so upset that I live in a barracks.

xxx: now everyone plays the "happy farmer", and I was playing in a real country as a child.
YYY : YYYYYYY I think they all played 😉
My grandmother was a clan leader.

Sothoth: Oh, and it’s not easy work, to get rid of the dotty... ©incub

The "Best of the Abyss"
Record No. 98500 about Galina Ivanovna. This is a real man! When I read it I couldn’t believe my eyes!!! I worked with her two years ago! It is in Megion! He has not been there since then!
Please bring it somewhere, lost all contact from those places.
(To the one who made that record - Gene - greeting, knock three6 9eight 5four six32)

BOR - connectihg people!!!))

In Europe, every two men have had homosexual intercourse after 30 years
With every first HD.

The Pitak:
I have seen such a picture. Cold on the street. Gastarbyters in the sweat of their faces rub the ice with the blades, with the blades they try to scratch the drowned snow. In short, the work boils in all, until the pair stands. And then one of them rings the phone with the melody "If there were no winter in the cities and villages...".

by Angelowka:
The smoke. Are empty MP3 disks expensive?

According to IA RIC:
In Dnipropetrovsk, a tractorist called himself a warrior of light and threatened the police. According to the investigation, he had smoked three cigarettes with the drug.

The incident occurred on Tuesday, 8 October at 4:00 p.m. The security guard of the Dnipropetrovsk car show appealed to the police, informing that a tractorist came to the car parking lot and began to run between the cars, waving a knife and shouting something similar to spells.

The nearest crew of GAI was sent to the parking lot. Seeing their car, the hooligan rushed away on his JCB tractor. The persecution began. However, after some time the tractorist turned his car 180 degrees and dropped the basket, after which the inspectors of the GAI were forced to hide from the pursuit.

To be continuous...

xxx: reviewed Eurotour, there the main character travels through the world to meet a girl who has entertained him by email.
He’s a funny guy, I’d just write him from another box in his place :-)

Maximqa
You are joking :)
natabreathlessss
A square triangle

Anastasia Kiwi: Are you a fucker?
Anastasia Kiwi: Blessed Did you eat bobra?
WADIM: Oh yeah yeah
WADIM: No, I am a lot of things terrible...
Wadim: but so to fuck out the bobra and then eat!