From the Auto Forum:

The case was, I was driving with one girlfriend on her just bought 99 and the rights she got recently
She suffered and she so knocked on the gas and straightened the car, I asked from where such skills she said that she wanted to brake and popped the pedals.

"Bash.Org.Ru" - and let the whole world wait!

PizzYesBall (00:19:36 23/12/2009)
Do you know how to fatalize?

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:19:48 23/12/2009)
I don't know the photo jope.

PizzYesBall (00:20:18 23/12/2009)
And the painting?

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:20:49 23/12/2009)
Paint, I even painted drafts to the diploma.

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:21:00 23/12/2009)
A0 form

PizzYesBall (00:21:44 23/12/2009)
O_O

PizzYesBall (00:21:47 23/12/2009)
You are cruel)

[N[i]K]0[T[i]N] (00:22:00 23/12/2009)
All fucking shock.

PizzYesBall (00:22:37 23/12/2009)
Especially the HDD.

Marik the middle brother - and so, and so...

Marik the younger was sister 0_o

I was invited to visit.

Damn, I don’t know how to go.

Demiurg: I don’t know... depending on who

Tagged: school love

Cherry: He loved me

Cherry: I am not...

Cherry: What to do.? to

Demiurg: I don’t know... I’m not a counselor in such matters.

You are a man, tell me!

Demiurg: in a manly way?

Cherry: Yes

Demiurg: Drink, fuck him, and in the morning say that if anything - the child is not yours.

Weather forecast for Yandex
December 23 – Rain
- on December 24th +1, snow
YYY. severe

The night. Half a half somewhere, we go with a friend around the house, before drunking a beer not badly.
suddenly the lights are extinguished, in a dark house, past which we walk the floor, so one window is lit on the foot and it sounds "I just call to say I Love You" - the atmosphere is romantic, there is nowhere else.

My friend smokes and says:
We are even fools, not pigs.

Encento: Read here: "A man from Denmark wrote that one family was trying to commit a group war.
Suicide with CO, but gas leaked through the floor (it is heavier than air)
They hit the neighbors from below. It is not good."
It really didn’t go well)

On the other day, my wife threw her clothes into the washing machine, when the machine started washing, a rubber slipped onto the glass, well, I say, as it reaches, pulling out. After washing the rubber was never found, but there were 20 cops on the bottom of the drum. Probably my machine handed over...

Max is
I was told I was not rough enough in pastel.
Max is
For my hair, I don’t shake.
Juster
Tell her that she is non-authoritarian to you and that everyone else is satisfied.

Fighting for world peace and global warming is much easier than with your boss.

My American friend sent me my translation.

His name was Fleming and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, crawling on his poor field so that his family did not die of hunger, he heard a scream coming from the swamp. The farmer quickly abandoned this dull business and ran to see – who is screaming. A boy who drowned in dirt. The farmer saved the poor.

And the next day a luxurious carriage rushed to his barracks and from there went out to the dirty courtyard a fashionably dressed aristocrat for those years and presented himself as the father of the saved boy.

I want to pay you for saving my son’s life! Paphos stated
This noble man.
Of course, the poor but proud Scottish rejects the fee no less pathetically. At this point, the curious nose of the Scottish man is emerging from the cottage.

Is it your son? Ask the aristocrat.
“Yes,” replied the proud poor farmer.
Here is the way out! A clever Englishman, rubbing his fingers, proposes to give a farmer’s son an education no worse than his own. This was resolved.

The farmer’s son studied at the best medical school of his time.
In London and now we are known as Sir Alexander Fleming, who invented penicillin. Do you think that’s all? It is not the end.

The son of the aristocrat so successfully pulled out of the swamp, years later fell with pneumonia. Guess what saved his life... Well, penicillin. Do you want to know the name of the aristocrat? Lord Randolph Churchill, his son
Sir Winston Churchill.

The plate on the table is standing, and on the floor is lying.
The shoe is the opposite.
Why is?

XXL: borrowing money
XXX: Return to Nature
The xxx :)
YYY: No
YYY: There would be something to do shit.
Take the nature better.
YYY: smells
YYY: Get your money back
xxx: ahahahah dharoo ))))

The tape:
During the protests against global warming in Copenhagen, 54 participants froze.

Life is like a skyscraper.
Someone goes to the end in the elevator, someone goes up on foot, someone stays on one floor...
Mugi: And only, fucking, I’m like a cracked Spider-Man, crawling through the windows on the sink...

[Shade_V 23.12.2009 12:17]
Anton (15:10:13 23/12/2009)
Where did Pushkin spend his childhood?>translate to ENGLISH
Shade_V (15:10:37 23/12/2009)
Gde Puwkun Provel Childhood
Anton (15:10:13 23/12/2009)
What was Pushkin’s mother’s name?
Shade_V (15:10:37 23/12/2009)
reliable assembly
Anton (15:10:13 23/12/2009)
English
Shade_V (15:10:37 23/12/2009)
Hope of Osipovna
Anton (15:11:17 23/12/2009)
thank you!
Shade_V (15:11:23 23/12/2009)
Go to ;)

Mantihorka
I barely pulled my eyes today, until I realized that there was no lens in it, and that I lost it in the morning. And you can see that all day was normal... great power of suggestion :)

1: Anka, here we are communicating with you for so long, and I still have you in the list of contacts, and usually on the third day the girls remove me, and that probably means something... @}->
2: I did not add you.

The man in the cafe watched the meeting of two friends, the march was not seen, one of them is pregnant at a decent time:

PS: Is that what?
Category: Coffee
PS: and under it.? to
Tagged with: skin
And under the skin!? to
Internal organs of all kinds
PSP is fucking! I mean, you relaxed or someone tried!?!? to
WWE is fucking! I relaxed once and some tried!! to