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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №23068
 30.11.2009
Well yesterday walked, until the people of the ash are moving away))))

by Semen.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №23067
 30.11.2009
On one site I saw a picture of a bath in which a bunch of brains floated.
The first comment killed all the way: - Waste factory to produce blondes! =) is

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №23066
 30.11.2009
Hard Disk Formatting Confidently Leads in Antivirus Lists (c)

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23065
 30.11.2009
About Caley
We have a small Siberian town and there is no amusement park in it, but I want to, well, we children (flight 10-12) have been so entertained - we came to the construction, turned on the crane, attached a plate on which 15-20 people climbed, raised meters by 2 and twisted the crane arrow there and here at the same time in a tactic riding the rails, it turned out 100 meters in one direction you fly - beauty! Half an hour later, the mints finally appeared, but our "crawler" noticed them long ago and had the time to drop the plate so that everyone would run away, well, the mints did not go after us, they stood down, shouted - the wretch played! go down! You will be responsible for everyone! But the Russians do not give up. He unfolds the arrow and puts it on the roof of a near-finished house, and quietly travels on it by losing on the construction :) Those people, they were the most secure hats in my life!

[ + 89 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23064
 30.11.2009
I go to the metro. Not far from me is a group of 4 girls aged 13-15, who are very actively discussing the fluid movie they are going to watch (Yes, the same).
Next to them was a guy of intelligent appearance, in glasses, a coat, everything as appropriate. It is visible that they have already gotten it, all the time on their feet, pushing, but education does not allow to send a direct text.
At his station he turns to them and says, "He will eventually offer her to marry." They were confused at first, but as soon as the door closed, they got to them.
Such faces raised my mood for the whole day)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23063
 30.11.2009
He boasts that he has beer, and wow that he has tea.

I opened up this beautiful aluminum bowl of a pleasant green color. She welcomed me, promising me a happy and happy evening.

ууу - I slowly immerse the spoonful in the sugar bar, it (the spoonful) is wet and smells like tea

xxx - (17:20:13 27/11/2009)
The cold amber drink delighted my taste receptors with a pleasant bitterness with a bread taste.

I dive the spooner deeper and deeper...mm as it passes easily to the very bottom of the sugar bar.

xxx - (17:23:26 27/11/2009)
My lips are gently pressed to the glowing, in the light of the table lamp, the aluminum container of chromium bliss. From the oval hole spills beer pleasure.

WOW – I’m quick to get a spoonful full of sweet pleasure. Slowly carry to the bowl, it is hot and can no longer wait...

xxx - (17:25:51 27/11/2009)
You have won ? ? ? ? ?

I am ?

xxx - (17:26:10 27/11/2009)
You are a wicked man.)

Wow – It’s very noticeable that I don’t have girls anymore? ?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №23062
 30.11.2009
xxx: heard the news, maniac rapist caught in the area
YYY: It’s time, it’s time.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №23061
 30.11.2009
<borisko> acquaintances took a boy from kindergarten. He says upset:
<borisko> Marivanna (the teacher) said that if you walk without cowards, the pipis will crash. July has already fallen.

[ + 124 - ] Comment quote №23060
 30.11.2009
I woke up at 8 a.m. and decided to go to work in the morning. I am looking for conspiracy.
And here I get in the eye a laser indicator-a-a..
I have two cats.
Half the fourth.
I have not even eaten breakfast yet.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23059
 30.11.2009
I heard on the radio. The child said in this Russian voice:
A little girl came out on the street. and did not return. Her parents sent her a brother. And he didn’t come back"
His voice is joyful:
Why go out on the street if there is a Russian Post? Post of Russia, you can sign up for everything!"

This is not even "what the author smoked". Why were the parents of the author not protected?! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №23058
 30.11.2009
Treat defeat with humor, if it does not help you, it will not bring full pleasure to the winner. (Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №23057
 30.11.2009
How we set up a garage.
If you remember, in the Soviet times, in the cities of large and small, iron garages began to grow. After purchasing VAZ-2103, my father also bought a assembly garage.
Garages were placed in rows, sides to each other and "back to back". When we brought our garage, all the neighbors were already standing; left, right and back, so the garage must first be assembled in the open place, and already assembled, a crane, pressed between the neighbors. Having summoned the people and mobilized a 5.5-liter canister of alcohol, Dad went to collect the garage, I got connected with him, I was 9 years old.
Five men celebrated the meeting, grams of 50 spirits, the autumn is cold.
Six men (5 + truck driver) noted the arrival of the garage x 50g.
6 x 50g - marked the unloading of sheets of the left wall of the garage
7 x 50 g - right (car crane, 6 + crane)
7 x 50g - rear wall
7 x 50g - roof
7 x 50 g - gate
7 x 50 g - marked full unloading and tearful separation with the ZIL driver
6 x 50g - celebration of the joining of sections of the left wall
6 x 50g - right 6 x 50g - solemn celebration of the links and rear walls
5 x 50 g - the right and rear walls are stacked, darkened, one of the
The monitors are tired, sleeping in the car crane
5 x 50g - two events at once, twisted doors and roof
5 x 50 g - the gates were twisted, because they were originally twisted up with their legs, it turned out that the plant was not "handy" and the fixing holes were still there.
5 x 50 g - dark, the assembly is over, there is nothing to drink alcohol, and no longer want to.
5 x 50g - consilium, is it worth going after the car now to chew it up with a garage
5 x 50g - consensus - it is better not to walk
6 x 50g - the trunk of the crane is clogged, the garage hangs half a meter above the ground, sleeping - awakened
6 x 10 drops - the garage is installed, the alcohol is over, the child (I) climbs and something is shaking there.
The tears of separation of the best friends.
The child tried to say that the garage was placed in the back, the gates closer to the garage, which is behind us.
Correction of the situation required 5X500 g of vodka for three.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №23056
 30.11.2009
Grateful Russia Mr. Nuraliyev instead of the usual "Head of the Interior Ministry" now calls the head of the Interior Ministry.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №23055
 30.11.2009
We are here (just don’t laugh too much) to take pictures of all kinds of weddings))))
WOW : WOW. Do you settle?
We are here just about this and rjem))) No proposals yet, but we already have everything picked up))))
WOW: Oh, when you are shown the ring, you will respond to the wedding bill with a detailed description of the whole procedure.
WOW: I imagine, "go out for me" - "yes, sweet. Zags ordered at.... at...., then we go for a walk in.... and at....., then the restaurant "...", then we go to the hotel "...", the dress is ordered, go buy a suit...." and again at the end "Ah, sweet, it’s so unexpected, I’m right and I don’t know what to say..."
Roof: Roof Roof

[ + 146 - ] Comment quote №23054
 30.11.2009
Good guys, I need your help!
A cat came to my door. He is very beautiful and puffy, clean; very kind but scared eyes. I was looking for its owners all over the area, but most likely it was just thrown out:( The cat is young, affectionate, it is immediately visible that it is domestic. He wants to find a new master. Due to family circumstances, unfortunately, I can’t take him with me :( Maybe any of you can help me find him a new home, give the unhappy animal a second chance! of Moscow. (916) 912 to 54-80.
Help me get to the top!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №23053
 30.11.2009
Pelevo - this is the question of mom "You are not pregnant?" to answer "I don't know".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23052
 30.11.2009
Zubchick: There seemed to be a joke that if you throw all the comments with the word "fuck" out of the code of the kernel of Linux it will lose several hundred kilobytes of weight.
kurokikaze:... and will stop loading)

Enthusiastic

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23051
 30.11.2009
Do you read the abyss? The peelings are burning.

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23050
 30.11.2009
The fight against the flu is giving its fruits.The people enthusiastically crack on onions, lemons and garlic.
In the end, 9 people with the flu are infected, in gastroenterology 40 people with gastritis.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №23049
 30.11.2009
Free Wi-Fi is launched at all Moscow stations, now the bombs will climb in the inlet.
All students will be there.
zzz: all the hobbits will be there, waiting for the school and students with cpk and notes

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