A tough Chelyabinsk, right?! to

Nizhny Novgorod girl robbed school under the guise of a student. The 32-year-old was presented as a schoolgirl and easily penetrated the building of the school through the guard.

High School Students - OO

I am very surprised by this fact — how can they (academics) take responsibility and say what is false science and what is not?
B. the bite

I am actually very kind. I want to sit in the garden, so that the bitten, tight rabbits jump around, I want to smooth them and feed them... And fate so turns everything that around the fools, fools, fools and no rabbits! And then I jump, catch, figuratively speaking, my samurai sword and... But the fools know how to hide in time. Only I will grab the sword, and they are already hiding! And here I am standing like a fox on a name, and around – no fools, no rabbits.

Do you know that Vanessa is in the hospital?? to
WOW: It is interesting. And with him?
In general, he was wearing with the little one around the apartment, and the passages between the doors are very low...so this fool depicting a ballerina in the flight fell his forehead around the passage and cut off.
I talked to his mother, so she first rattled, and only then called the ambulance))

The interview asks: do you have a family, will it hinder your work? to which the future employee responded with a smile: no, of course, my wife and I have a free schedule)))

My grandmother gave:
I do not remember when I read, I do not remember in which magazine, I do not remember in which issue of the article, I do not remember the author... about how to develop memory!

Chikinder
Did you fall asleep, Shelley?
Lucky
After a bottle of vodka? No shit, I still wrapped a cross.

I sit in the bar. at the neighboring table of the girl.I count.I get up, show one two cigarettes and go out.I go out.I stretch out.I take up.I put on the lighthouse.I am tired and with a disturbing look:
Is there anything that I do not smoke?

I began to use the glamorous expression "peace" even before this wave of glamour, only because of the fact that I wrote "s-p-o-k-o-y-n-o-i n-o-ch-i" very long and turbidly, so I first shortened to "neck rest" and later to "peace". And when I usually say goodbye to people who have not known me so long ago, I get more and more in response "O_O and don't tell me anymore that you listen to rock and are fascinated with Gothic!". The glamorous shit ruined my life.

The hater of glamour.

against the UG:
My husband is allergic to cats and he has a dog, and I don’t like them very much, I like the puffy whistles, whistling on my knees in the evenings. The dog understood it, and whatever I loved it, it began to make sounds very similar to "miu". So I was almost hysterical when this beast approached me in the kitchen (a courtyard terrier, quite large) and cried to the food, so penetratingly whispered.

From the dating site:
"..And especially to those who offer to meet for another pleasant evening/morning. Actually, why complicate everything? In the ass all these wedding dances of pavia in the form of flowers-café movies. We are reasonable people and we know from books that the meaning of the life of a homosapiens is more delicious to eat, better to sleep and good to fuck. Therefore I, as a true vaginous structure, undertake to come, to feed, to soothe, to lay down and to call a taxi to myself, without waking you up in the morning, so that you, my good, can sleep and be ready for new accomplishments. In case of my good mood, I suck right in the car and with a happy smile I will run on my business, catch the moment!

The movie is burning =)

All attempts by unfaithful users to “crush” the rating will be stopped. In the best case, such ratings will simply be deleted, in the worst case, the account (or accounts) will be banned, access to the site will be blocked, the computer will soon break down, and an unfriendly ghost will appear in the home of the attacker.

Do not say that you have not been warned. and"

If a mess lies with an organized bunch, it doesn’t seem like a mess anymore :)

The money spent on fighting global warming is not stolen.

In the world there is only one normal "reper" and that Winnie Pooh =)
He is the only one who reads without Paphos and Pontus.

Anserone1

The girl added and in three messages broke my brain.
YYYY :
Hi to
The xxx:
A good evening. How old are you?))
YYYY :
18 is always
The xxx:
What does it mean always o
YYYY :
That means, always
The xxx:
In addition to the 16 pages, there are other photos. You do not stretch. Close to 10?
YYYY :
18 to 16 is 2. 16 to 10 is 6. Close to 18.
YYYY :
I explained this to the stupid.

Today is a joke at work: Our IT-shoes at the "Kalin" work dislike... their five... we park next door.
The dialogue:
I: - Damn... and it's not hard for you to come to work in "kalina" for five winters.
IT is:
We are packing up.)

Do you have a lot of hair?
She: Enough...
He: Enough for what?
It is for the hat.

Freespiceman
I drink pills I drink pills
Freespiceman
I ate all that was in the box, I thought there were only my tables.
Freespiceman
There were a friend’s vaginal candles.
Freespiceman
Fuck I ate them.
Danny
You are crazy.

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What is the PMS extension?
Admin has a 404.pms status from the new year.

This is a self-dispatching archive with a delay of 270 days.

LSD is not more dangerous than cigarettes and is not addictive, so why is it considered a drug?
Yyy: After smoking you don’t think you live in an orange.