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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24368
 03.01.2010
From Wiki:

Currently, translations of the word "translation" in other languages are already known, for example, in French: "solud".

Solud and Criveddes!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24367
 03.01.2010
And I did not go out with friends for the New Year, did not go with a girlfriend to her friends, and did not sit home alone with a bottle. Instead, I went to my parents and met the New Year with them. And this is the best new year in the last 5 years. Because I have not met this holiday with my family (family, by the way) for 10 years, and it is not known when it will happen again.
People living far from their parents, remember when you met the New Year together? Let the mother's sons and daddy's daughters try to get out of the house to drink freely, you do not occupy this freedom all year.
And even if in the new year you are far from your family, visit them after - time of free car, and you are well, and they are happy)

No need to go anywhere, just read. With New Year!

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24366
 03.01.2010
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The Pokémon Jets are coming :)

whey 01,01,10 (2:38) :
fucking

whey 01,01,10 (2:39) :
Only you, in the new year, at 18 years old, can watch Pokémon (((

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and)))

whey 01,01,10 (2:39) :
What season?

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24365
 03.01.2010
xxx: my friend sent me a photo of where I am buhoy on my birthday (and then I absolutely do not remember nifiga from there), so he still says that there is hot.
Do you know what this hideo has done?
YYYY :? )
xxx: sent 2 archives - photo.rar and pass.rar, in pass.rar a bunch of text files, names - from 1 to 500, all about 20 KB. and photo.rar is inflated. I go to pass.rar I open the 1.th, and there "you want to know what you were? Go to 27 th". I’ll be there at 7 p.m. "so you want to know? go to 62.tt" and so on...
XXX: I have already done it :D

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24364
 03.01.2010
I could only sleep while talking to a girl on the phone. And she went astray!I listened to my song for 15 minutes and then sent me a good night message.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24363
 03.01.2010
I: Look how beautiful it is! The snow is coming...
Sasha: - Oh, and on the roads this snow is lying!
I: Zaya, you are not a romantic!
You are not a car driver!

[ + 97 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24362
 03.01.2010
But wonder, am I the only person who, when it comes to spam, does not psychize it, but simply deletes it?

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24361
 03.01.2010
There are two types of people.Some run around the world, and others run around and shout, “Milla, where does the world go?and "

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24360
 03.01.2010
Tagged: ply
WOW: What’s there again?
XHHH: so what gamno again what, Zuko is a new year, a celebration, and no mood. This is a new Irka gave me, and I like to fuck him. Two years ago I could not have dreamed of that.
Let’s get old, let’s get old! I have had the same hunk until today.
What’s so special about you that your whole life has changed?
Q: Why are you silent?
I read the instructions for installation and operation of a mini-brewery)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Naked to you?
My dad gave me 😉 😉 😉
Q: Can I live in your cottage?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №24359
 03.01.2010
And you also watch the address of the president a few hours earlier, because someone from Vladivostok posted it on YouTube?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24358
 03.01.2010
Sidor: Yesterday a drunk guy asked me for a ruble, I gave him 5 rubles, and he said that I am a great guy and gave 40 rubles.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24357
 03.01.2010
Katie is hot! I jumped out of the car for a second to throw money on the TV. Not 15 minutes. Returns with the package.
What so long?
The breakfast was purchased for the first number, the choice was large.
I open the package...Almagel, Nurofen, Alkozelz, Spazmalgon, Geviscon....

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №24356
 02.01.2010
Love is when she lies on her shoulder, and it has run away, but you still sit not moving, so that she is comfortable.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №24355
 02.01.2010
My mother burned. Talking to someone on the phone:

What are you working? (It is surprising)
Are you really working? (Very very surprised)
At work?? (with a loud voice) O_O

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24354
 02.01.2010
xxx(12:02:52 31/12/2009): Let’s go to the CC?
ууу(12:03:37 31/12/2009): what a nasty x, I have an hour later performance in the new year show, I am there Santa Claus, and the words of nichren do not know...
ууу(12:04:03 31/12/2009):be good))only 5 min
...
xxx(13:22:54 31/12/2009):classically broken down)
ууу(13:23:14 31/12/2009): ah,I am sitting down in a blow.
thx(13:23:39 31/12/2009):grandfather mocking))
WO(13:24:02 31/12/2009):Your Mother!!!!!! The show!! to

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24353
 02.01.2010
Finally began to dream normal dreams - with a scrolling strip. Boring places can be scrambled, interesting - re-examined.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24352
 02.01.2010
xxx (19:13:26 31/12/2009)
Here my beloved gave me a singing tiger.
xxx (19:13:34 31/12/2009)
He sings what he is.
xxx (19:13:40 31/12/2009)
At the end of the song
xxx (19:14:15 31/12/2009)
" once Poland, two Poland...."
xxx (19:14:26 31/12/2009)
Now I am thinking about the meaning of the gift.
xxx (19:14:31 31/12/2009)
Shred the tail*

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №24351
 02.01.2010
With New Year! I wish you fulfillment of your most important wish!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №24350
 02.01.2010
According to British scientists, giving children to try alcohol, at least, is wrong.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №24349
 02.01.2010
The New Year
I sit with a friend near the house. The window opens on the 6th floor - "You are bumping here, bumping, blowing up, and some among other things to work tomorrow!!!!" The window closes...... opens
"Glory to God not to me"

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