Rin: Dima at the Ixbox plays the second assassin. He wet the guard, rolled the corpse on his shoulder and ran onto the roofs.
Smoke, why do you wear the body? OOO
Do not listen to them, my love. Let me show you Venice.

XXX is
Snow is a lie.

XXX is
I have a dog now walking in the snow-gathering machine mode - we leave the house, she bends her head, opens her mouth and goes forward, leaving behind a small trance)

xxx: wonderful title: "40 years of torture behind! It is going to be on the road!"))
YYY: Capec... ahead of another 40 years of torture...

Salammbo
Not all Negroes are from Africa and have diseases.
Madchen
So what do you think, can I ask him if you’re a guy from Africa or you’re an African?
Madchen
How is your HIV status?
Madchen
Are you sick of cholera? No is?
Madchen
A great start to acquaintance.
Salammbo
Did you drink vodka today?
Madchen
I just walked with a bear.
I will finish playing and drink ballayka.

Lingvo is a bear. The word of the day:
feelings
Female translation: [Sorry, text longer than 3000 characters cannot be displayed.]
Translated by: Zamořice

There is an abnormally warm winter in Russia.
There is an abnormal frost in Russia.

This is an anomalous country.

Karhad: I am going to work today. I cross the bridge and see like a Moscow river on the snow with huge letters (3x3 meters of letters) the inscription "Hui".
Karhad: It seems usual, but at this point I was thinking about vacation.

Letter from two friends.

Day 19: You are out! A guy authorized me here a day ago.
Natasha: How is he to you?
IRA 19: It seems like the boy is already an adult, but considers himself a vampire!
Natasha: What are you? How old is he?
IRA 19: There are more than two hundred.

I’m preparing for the new year... I think the liver suspects something)))))

The bad head does not give the legs peace, and bad, which is often not their own.

In the conditions of the Mongolian winter, the statute orders to do the need in such a place where there is a lot of frost, and from the amenities only a bird hunt. You have to freeze and balance over a terrible gap. In birds, such exercises are somewhat unforced. People are distracted by all kinds of worrying thoughts. Therefore, soldiers and sergeants go to the wind only in the extreme case, with the direct threat of breaking. And by the end of the service develop two interesting skills:
Do everything in 5 seconds.
2 times every 3 days.
We lived in a iron booth on wheels. We were connected at the field station.
The R-410 All human things were not alien to our elders. One night, he raised the crew by alarm, drove it out to the frost, and himself laid a larva on the newspaper. He turned and threw it out of the window in the face of the wind. Then I turned on the ventilation, and it became fresh in the cabin like in the forest. And there are no signs that the senior is not alien to everything human. Everyone came back, fell asleep and thought nothing.
In the morning the storm stopped. The sky became blue like a dome in Smolny. The general came for a check. He built the crew in front of the iron booth and began to tell about his life.
He served twenty-five years.
He saw how in Voronezh the clock was engaged in onanism on the post and so fell asleep. In the position of “standing”, with the farm outside. The deceiver thought
"What an ugliness" and slapped a sleeping comrade on a sleeping member with a soldier belt. Clock from pain and misunderstanding began to shoot, no one hit, but for the division it was a disgrace.
The general saw how in Yakutia the praporcher put vodka on the frost, the vodka was made a piece of ice, and the praporcher used it as a snack to ordinary, liquid vodka. Soon, huge green cockroaches began to come to this stranger right into the guard. It was a disgrace for the division.
Once again, in Angola, a babouin stole food from another praporcher, and this praporcher caught the babouin on a tree and took everything back. It was a shame to mock the natives.
But! Never before has a general seen such a terrible scourge, that people have stumbled at the walls of combat machinery at a height of three meters from the ground!
Turn around, comrades, and see what is happening on board.
The car! He said with an opera voice.
And there everything thrown in the window by the senior blasted back by the wind. The crystal coil froze to the iron booth. And from the newspaper “Red Star” it was clear that it was not a bird.
A whole day later, the chief man crushed his inner world, freezing to death to the booth. A crystal bell floated far above Mongolia.

One scientist gave birth to twins. One he baptized in the temple, and the other left as a control model.

I work on cable television, I agree access to home.
The senior in the house does not give access to the roof where our equipment is located. I came to her home to talk, my husband opens the door in a pot on his head, with the words clean up your radioactive equipment. There was no constructive conversation.

Why when you take a loan, everyone is smiling... Good... And when you pay, everyone is aggressive... And now in general, the cashier has gotten with the name "Udot".

XHH: Have you already set up the door I asked for?
Yyy: No, alcohol must be put.
Okay, half a cup is enough?

by Bibo

I bought a baby chupa-chops. In an attempt to remove the envelope, she pulled out her finger, broke her nail and cut off a piece of a tooth. I would like to thank the manufacturer for the quality product. I spent 5 rubles on toilet paper. My teeth are clean and my ass clean.

Scenario for advertising:
The office includes admin in a sweater. The workers smell and run somewhere. Admin says: "Sex effect" :)

My husband Anek!
How is a woman’s chest different from a toy railroad?
Both are made for children, and dads play with them.
My wife :)
My husband: Maaaaaahamaka, nucupiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyimnezeleznuzarozhikiuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu..... :)))))
Fuck you, you will play titles :)

and Yandex. The main page. The news.
A Russian, American and Japanese man brought a tree to the ISS.
It looks like the beginning of an anecdote.

Newromant
We go to the gay club on Friday.

Newromant
Three monkeys

Yo-KuboVich Tamerlan
Who else?

Newromant
This is the name of the club, idiot!