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[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24228
 30.12.2009
Last week I decided to try to give the lab in time. Everything prepared right on the same day when asked, asked the lecturer the next day (he leads a few subjects with us) what he did not understand, he explained to me and today is great! in time! They protected! I liked it very much, I would continue to do so with pleasure, if not one but. This, fucking, was the last lab on the last subject in the last semester of my studies!

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №24227
 30.12.2009
Discussion of the theme of cutting trees to the canoe NG:

The trees are grown specifically.
For example, I bought from a pet tree.

What, what specifically? Plants feel pain no less than us. And I regret them more than those who do not think of the New Year without killing a tree.

We don’t have to eat bread, we kill wheat.
Tomatoes are killed, peanuts are killed.

ZZZ: Oh no! They killed the tree!! O_o A few minutes ago, I was furiously guilty that I killed two cucumbers with particular cruelty and cut them into small pieces O_o

Stop the stupid! It’s one thing when you kill a plant to eat it, it’s a necessity for life, and it’s quite another when you kill it just so, without necessity.

I suggest that everyone after the New Year do not throw a tree but eat it!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24226
 30.12.2009
Banner on the EuroNet website:
New Year: a model for assembly.
Good mood and a little glue-all you need to meet the New Year."

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24225
 29.12.2009
X: Something you surprisingly appeared today. Have you found someone? and ;-)
YYYYY: Yes by Brittany.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24224
 29.12.2009
I do not drink or smoke!
YYY: So guess it. I saw you smoke!
XXX is drunk.

[ + 75 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24223
 29.12.2009
I still cannot understand this magical transformation, how does the dohuya of time so quickly turn into a nihuya? and ((

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №24222
 29.12.2009
I love you
and ppc. All day to pull from the torrent movie "Avatar"

I love you
and get a video file on which some forum and someone’s avatar is a big plan!!!!! On the monitor that someone was filming on the camera!!!Date duration is 2 hours. I am figured.

[ + 69 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24221
 29.12.2009
The guy who left the quote, you were right. I send a student.
In our school, the instructions for using the stairs were hanged... it was clearly a being with a female mindset, because the instructions said "to increase the capacity of the stairs, you should descend, holding on to the right side, climbing - holding on to the left."

She (20:54:25 28/12/2009)
So is it.


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №24220
 29.12.2009
Not long ago, I slept my knee before you.
Poison girl: I bow my hat before you

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24219
 29.12.2009
Vin Diesel is a Ukrainian spy, Ivan Solara.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24218
 29.12.2009
Hello, do you like to shake someone else’s stuff, such as someone else’s hat?
That’s where you are, shit! I can't find my hat for 2 weeks!

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24217
 29.12.2009
They buy XXL condoms from a cute pharmacist, and then throw them out unnecessarily.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24216
 29.12.2009
A psychologist (P) interrogates a friend (D), there is a type of test, a number of objects are depicted, and you need to exclude the extra.

Drawed: plane, car, smoking tube, bicycle.

Q: What is more?
The tube!! to
Q : Why?
D: Everything else cannot be smoked!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №24215
 29.12.2009
See also "Vertical curtain"
WOW: It is harsh. I guess this is a new movie by Terence and Philip.

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №24214
 29.12.2009
I work in a bookstore. Recently the book came in the state language, I am now afraid to approach this place... This beast is called: "Born from the KGB. The Putin System" by Ellen Blank. On the note is written: E. Blan Rodom of the KGB. The system of Putina. I cry...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24213
 29.12.2009
News about the poisoning of children on the Kremlin tree.
Some sympathize, others resent "as well", others just flatter.
One of the comments killed:
Father Christmas: Today was bad this year!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24212
 29.12.2009
Listen, does Alcohol perceive images?
Yes, and the more alcohol, the more images.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24211
 29.12.2009
Dimes: Apparently, in Peter and in the field of sales of spades on cash fees even Avatar passed.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24210
 29.12.2009
XXX: Can you ask a question?
Q: Do you like me?
WOW: Yes
You are me too :*
WOW: I can


[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24209
 29.12.2009
to this:

My name is Jan.
Yesterday I tried to go to the railroad to buy a ticket through the innet.
And what do you think?! to
I complete the registration form and I respond. Name in 2 characters, enter a name in 3 or more characters.
What I have to do...
__________________________
and Jan
– Jan
Olya

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