xxx: I passed the Aikyu test on the site and sent a SMS, I did not receive a response, but they took off 350 rubles

YYY: AYYYU test not passed

Work is boiling. Everyone is stressed and working. A coworker sickly whispers a mouse that brakes: “Wake up, cattle, I’m in a hurry!”

The guy who went to the subway station today, in the afternoon, in only Hawaiian shorts and a maike, and I was on the beach and I popped up. - Thank you, friend, for the wonderful mood for the whole day!

I am teaching Old Slavic. The whole group hated him. and here after a long lecture on the letter "Yat" a friend gave (P: a friend)

I only need old-fashioned clothes once in my life.
I: When is it?
Q: When I'm going to work in the tattoo salon. I will hang a huge advertising sign "Yati on hui!"

The Lord. Children with disabilities decided to bleed, and do you know who? Church, in Dnipropetrovsk UPC MP wants to select the only(!!!) Internat for children with disabilities to expand the territory of the female monastery. This is what Russian Orthodoxy, meaningless and merciless. Look, while children suffering from congenital pathologies and genetic diseases are barely trying to somehow develop and grow up at least some members of the society, the stomachs of the poop, which do not enter the church door, on expensive foreign marks, with which to death people are beaten down, take away from the children their last hope for at least some place in this world.

VeN: Today we brought to work to insert aluminum windows, so on one of them it is written "Ya super acoustic! The owner, the fox, the alien, you are lucky. Greetings from the office."

Captain Turtle Raphael: You are an idiot.

Raphael, you are a self-proclaimed, the captain of the turtles is Leonardo.

Anonymous to Anonymous: Anonymous you are self-proclaimed, the captain of the turtles is a splinter.

ftaghn: Anonymous, you are an Eblan, the captain of the turtles is an Akenfeev.

Someone who wrote about dancing. Brother as I understand you, only I was the youngest of the three brothers, and my share was only those few minutes of play when one of the two walked into a push =(

to this:
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From the site l.ru. Community of Virgins. Questions to answer:

I wonder why a guy during sex, when I first smooth my face from above, and then squeezes my fingers into my mouth?? to

If he first put his fingers in your mouth and then sprayed your saliva on your face, there would be a problem. You are fine.
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And you in this quote is also confused by the reference "Community of virgins"?

Life is too serious to laugh at.

A story about how the absinthe in a glass, closed with a palm, did not want to extinguish.
My former boss told me that before we met him he worked in one of the NIHs.
They sent them to the laboratory warehouse to get and bring to the laboratory a bottle of acetone (20 liters). He was just from the army. Working but not brilliant. And here he appears in an embrace with a bottle. The bottle is closed with a cement trap: a piece of polyethylene is inserted into the throat, and a cement solution is poured into it. In the teeth of the laborant - Belomor. And you need to pour this acetone somewhere immediately. Well, the laboratory worker, without removing the bull from his mouth, gets the block from the bottle, immediately acetone pairs burn from the papyrus, and
A pillar of fire in the ceiling. Three people in the laboratory. And everyone immediately understands that the transit has come: in a few seconds the throat of the bottle warms up, the glass breaks and everything...
But here our hero - the burner showed self-control and excellent reaction: calmly gets out of the mouth of the bellomarin, stumbles it, then closes the palm of the throat and, without rush, puts the bottle on the table, without tearing off the palm of the throat. Waiting until everything is gone, he puts a traffic jamming in place and calmly says to the tired and angry employees who said goodbye to life: I burned my hand at the medical centre.

Question to R. Nurgaliyev:
Is it possible to use the help of bandits to protect against police officers?

Are there any biscuits in the world, but, fucking, no bones and VETOQ inside?? to

Engineer: Sorry guys, I have a powerful intellectual erection, I'll go, I'll get a job... or not everyone likes it :)

Alex: Listen to the joke. yesterday wai-fai at home hollow found.
Alex: Connected, all the nibble, it’s hollow.
Alex: Then I even checked the router’s web interface with a standard password!!! to
Alex: The owner of the horse ppc :) I think to change his settings all :)
Maybe it’s a girl =)
Baks: Young and sympathetic =)
Alex: Oh yeah, of course.
Is the signal level normal?
Alex: Not very much.
Baks: Well, go out and look for where the router signal is better =) So you will find a girl for yourself =)
Baks: So I imagine – years in 10 – Daddy, Daddy, how did you meet your mom? I found your mom by Wi-Fi signal level
Alex is :)))

The xxx:
I felt like I was in the Dead Sea 😉

The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Nurgaliyev allowed the Russians to beat unlawful militiamen... and immediately got an e**lu!

XXX is
It was worth looking for the hell's favorite shoes to break the heels in 2 weeks

YYYY
Don’t worry somehow!

YYYY
I have a superclay!

YYYY
You will breathe once and make fun of it all!

to this:
I found an unknown number in the contact list.
I changed my name to Halo!
It was my ex.

Did I suspect something? O_O

There is a popular saying that when entering a mortgage apartment, a cat is supported by hands and feet.