September of 1987. Military Department of May. Studios are sitting, frightened by the information that the problems with the "war" are solved by two summer holidays in the ranks of the Soviet Army, waiting for the start of the first class. A tall, dry-haired officer enters the audience by virtually a marching step. He saluted. Then he pronounces a phrase that has long defined the life of this stream:
My name begins with "X" and ends with "Y".
(Theatre break, students in shock)
It sounds like Halil. And what you think will be in your heads!

downloaded from the network Best movie-2,screen essays,during the film in places,when there was silence in the hall and on the screen, clearly heard a whistle,and when the titles went one of the male voices issued:"Fuck,what for the shit,the money will be returned?"

M: Dress up for poker
I don’t know poker.
The better the better :)))

In the universe, one reed passes by the other and says the following:
“Alexander Vasilyevich, when you go by you, you have to eat immediately.

Being "after negotiations", I accidentally met my business partner - Vera, a very nice lady that I had not seen for a long time.
She, of course, melted from such attention, scattered in the cheeks at the farewell.In general, the moment is pleasant for both sides.
And about a month later, at the next meeting, Vera thanked me and said that the gifts were cool and so chic that she barely had enough money to pay for them at the universe’s box office where I gave them.

K to:
Alexey: Fuck, the soup in the bowl eaten. When I drank, I saw 50 kopecks on the bottom.

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Soup in the bowl! Are you completely normal?

The vodka is over and there is no crisis.

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As for Daniela:

—Georgi Nikolaevich, and it is true that you were paid to get rid of him.

of you?

and ha! This was the case in the “Mino” filming. We were in the mountains.

Farmers from nearby villages. And the peasants under Tbilisi are people.

and wealthy.

The shooting is nine hours, and we do not spare the mass. I ask my

Assistant of Data:

Do they know that we only pay three rubles? Say it again to

There was no scandal.

Dato announced in Rufus:

Masonry, keep in mind! Three rubles, and no more can we do!

“Nobody insists,” the peasants said. Three so three.

They collected three rubles, and the old man of the mass brought them Dato.

Director of Subordinate:

- Here you all complain about the crisis, the worsening of life because of

In other words, you have a salary this year.

Up to 75 percent!! to

Higher than what year?

What next...



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So comes the old age... came to my dad (47 years old) men, drank a glass of beer and measured like boys...who the pressure is lower, he won...he goes for beer.

I am at work, my husband is on duty. The son (who was 2 years old) approaches him and asks: “Dad, where is the fuck?”" The husband asks, scared: “WHO?”" The son: “Where is my baby?”" The child has lost a camel.

I studied law. During the break, he went out to smoke and listened to the conversation of two blondes:
How good we have come here, look at how beautiful boys are.
2 is yes! Some of them are all poor, not one in the car did not come!

13 Russian athletes entered the top 10 best in the world in judo
Line of Television News

Yancen: If you were able to knock down the person responsible for most of your troubles, you’t be able to sit for a week.

Lisica is clear!
Why are you so loud...
Lisica:................?
Mason: Writing with the main letters
Lisica: Will it be so?
Mason: It is better now.
Tagged: sps
Mason: Under the unwritten laws of Runet, speech in headlines is an indispensable attribute of stupid blondes
Mason: Although I have never personally met such
So be careful in the future.
Lisica: What is it?? to
Why did you think I was a blonde???? to
Mason: O_o
I said I was overpainted!! to
Mason: It’s true... It’s all true... He’s gone to fight the wall
Yes, you thought I was fooling you?? to

When I gave up on the rights, then on the first practice of driving I understood what is the "interference right". This is a driving instructor!!! to

Svetlanka
... periodically try to take me off for walks. But somehow, it seems uncomfortable to discount the excellent ones.

Session and Session...
Tired of! I am glad that the session is over!
You can’t even imagine what it’s like to take an oral exam with 85 ballbesses, 90% of whom carry a complete nonsense that destroys my brain!!!! to
The Twins!! to

Wife to husband: "What can I do? I have a menstrual and nose!and "

And I’ll have my own geometry, with blackjack and prostitutes!! to
(b) The Dutch"