I hate the site.
I hate him for not keeping his word. For the fact that he does nothing, that he has something, for the fact that he constantly complains and is in contact 24 hours a day, for the fact that he swears my money like I am a bank, for the fact that he just doesn't appreciate what I did for him.

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Winter, it was long, the subway was already closed, I had to catch the car. Next to me is a girl, such a beautiful, loose hair, a short jacket, spikes, and I am in a hood in a hat, wrapped in a shirt, I understand that until she is alone I have a chance to catch something little. It passes by the lexus, then on the rear transmission to return, the window opens and the phrase to the girl: "Stupid, hat alone!"

I walk through the market by the shops and I see the grandmother-seller from a distance. What interested me? It would seem like an ordinary grandmother in a shirt and a cloth on her head, but a badge is attached to her chest. The shop is far from official, so it became interesting. When I approached, I saw the inscription on the badge: "Bayge". I can only guess who is involved...

I read a textbook on surgical surgery (Azzsky Zdrotska thing).... Suddenly I see - right on the page is accumulated: "You don’t understand the shit!" o_0
Hujasse, I think, a messenger from the depths of the centuries... I remembered that the exam in a couple of weeks, it became scattered.
I’m going to find another one: "Knian, learn, cloth! Get in! Focus on it!" o_0!! to
Next: "Learn to Fuck!"
Apogee (at the end of the topic): "Have you learned? Ohhhhhhhhhh!and "

(07:31:27 PM) xxx: how to configure the printer
(07:35:57 PM) yyy: found someone to ask)
(07:36:21 PM) xxx offline
(07:39:43 PM) xxx online
(07:40:01 PM) xxx: how to configure a printer in Linux

Yesterday, Galileo showed that if you put a conventional incandescent bulb in the microwave and turn it on to the maximum power, the bulb will light up and beautifully flow with different colors! In the good way - young trailers... admin, bubbins, cats

Once a woman asked me if it was possible to type text in the word if the paint in the printer was out.

xxxx is it?
YYY: Oh what we had recently!!! to
The cat was squeezed!!!! The smell of a gas bubble cuts the eyes. Poor Kichyushchev ran home and seized the entire apartment instantly. Mark ran and drove him out on the street and we rushed on a motorcycle to the clinic because the car would crash. The cat in the towel, between me and Mark at a speed of 150 km/h, rattles and smells. The temperature on the street was about 15 degrees, I was stunned like never before.
This is an adventure :)

Basist on our recently told about his school:
Lessons of English. The teacher decided to give the children a creative task: to show or tell about some significant date in the history of the United States. and left. He returns in about 20 minutes and sees this picture: all the chairs that were in the class were transformed into two tall such designs. Instead of answering the logical question: “What is this?” the students with the cries “Allahu Akbar!” and “Purple” eash in these structures.

Whoever did not understand, it was they who inscenized September 11th. ))

See also in Friendly:
Winter is a tough test for cars.
Our sitroën does not start the second day.
The neighbor's jiggull, the fucker, the bullying tarakhit.and c)

<zverrr> Pick up! Behind the window-27, and in our factory newspaper in the forecast for today black on white is written: "+4, rain"!
<dema> No, well depending on which workshop.

I adore the journalists!
Article on how Russia is going to replace the RS-20 Voivod missiles (according to NATO classification - Satan).
Title: "Russia to Replace Satan"
It is :)

People standing at the stops and cold and thirsty for somebody to take them. Raise your hand! Press your thumb with your thumb raised up! All over the world, this sign indicates a request to give up for free!
Honestly, I’m going around the city and I’d love to help you, but I’m afraid that you might not understand me (and even compel yourself to help yourself in some way).

Bring it to top! In such colds it is possible for someone if not life, so health will surely save!

If you want to know my opinion, be prepared for the fact that it would be better for you not to know it.

Awakening the Bundeswehr

The armies of our countries are potential enemies, but nevertheless they have points in common. It is about humor. Preparation, armament, discipline, instruction – remains beyond the scope of this story.
The story was told by the recruiter's mother, and he told her personally.
A boy from a decent family. Called to the Bundestag. He served a week, sent letters to everyone - home, friends, friends. Waiting for an answer, especially from a loved one, as is usually the case. The commander of the company announced the construction, personally distributes all fresh mail - one or two letters in his hands. Victor (our caller) is also waiting for his hour. I waited. The rooster calls his name, he responds. The officer:
Soldier, who do you think is Anna Shramma?
This is my girlfriend.
“Soldier,” the commander’s voice begins to grieve. Do I look like a postman? – is
The officer gets a package of letters. I get three times more than anyone else.
The Postman! Why should I pull such packs for you alone? What
Do you think?! Are you completely shrinking??? (Free translation into Russian)
The sound of the commander’s voice has reached its apogee. Officer with red
In anger, he takes this package of letters in his face.
The man really had tears from his eyes. He stands and is silent.
The commander of the company turns to his deputy and speaks in an equal voice:
Give him real letters.

The fighter is in shock. The company in shock. The curtain.
Soldiers are beginning to understand what army humor is.

Officials of the Ministry of Industry came up with a proposal to limit the life of cars by 25 years, as dangerous to society. Guided by the same goal, the Russians propose to limit the working age of officials, for example, by 45 years, without waiting for signs of complete marasma to appear in them.

Hello you sunshine!
Are you already talking with your pillow?
I: Daaa, we are friends with her. Are you with your pillow?
I am a friend with my head.

They say that people who replace letters in matte words with all sorts of *%;", instead of genitals - black squares.

Dear Father Christmas! Do so that in the New Year I don’t have to scratch anymore!! Well please!!! to

Night_Rain nice Santa broke up with a stick and after NG stopped standing

All my debt to my homeland was withdrawn from me by the employees of GIBD. I ask you not to complain to me anymore.and ((