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[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21848
 27.10.2009
Today I entered our bedroom in a circular coat on a naked body. My husband was sitting on my back, completely naked. I thought he was waiting for me to have sex. I began to dress up playfully...then I saw that he was drawing a rodent on his penis and talking to him.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21847
 27.10.2009
1st
I am crazy about that girl!! to
1st
utb all in the world shuttle gave the shob of electricity next to the seat)
2 is
Even your iPad on 32 GB?
1st
The Fucks

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №21846
 27.10.2009
Protect me!! to
We have a shop in Tomsk "TITANIC" guarding the chop "ISBERG" ))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21845
 27.10.2009
Call on Sunday evening:
Is your job search still relevant?
Yes, I listen to you.
The company is looking for a sales manager for metal frames. According to your resume, you are very good with us!
But I didn’t say I wanted to be a sales manager.
But we think you will succeed...

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №21844
 27.10.2009
Fuck, I have a kitchen collection on the circles to the compass moved again...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №21843
 27.10.2009
To increase the productivity of support services, I suggest in the waiting mode for the operator's response to include instead of uniform melodies - audio recordings of customer communication with technical support. Maybe, waiting for a virtual audience for 10-15 minutes, the client will hear a similar question and learn how to solve it.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21842
 27.10.2009
How can such a huge stupidity be placed in such a tiny brain?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21841
 27.10.2009
92 years, Yekaterinburg, SEMZ, I am the chief of the guard, two fighters without weapons (the law on private security is adopted, there are no shells) on the flight.... notice two comrades expropriating the color. by Met. The pursuit begins... the pursued have something to lose, so they run faster... one of the guards who was a little behind shouts: shoot... the leader (I don’t know what he had in his head) shouts: BA-BAH... the pursued were lying down from the hook, and were well bound... The punishment was respected...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21840
 27.10.2009
Scientists have found a new way to conceive.
What does the old man not like?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №21839
 27.10.2009
As for drivers. Hopefully not Ugg :)

In France, the far right lane is used for public transport and taxis. I drove a taxi in Paris, there are wild traffic jams, but no one goes out on the right lane. I asked the taxi driver why? He says the penalty is high. I ask – which one? He replies - say, if the cause is serious, for example, dying to the hospital you take, then 2000 euros, if not very serious - on the plane you are late, then 5000 euros, and if you just rush somewhere 10,000 euros.

Everything is very simple - violated the PDD, sell the car, pay a fine and walk. It is better for health.


[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21838
 27.10.2009
I go to class.
Kids: %teachername%, you look so good today
I’m going to fuck you, shit. and thank you.
From the 1st of April!!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21837
 27.10.2009
Never address a person with headphones on the street with any questions.
Man with headsets

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21836
 27.10.2009
According to statistics, in the last 3 years, the number of people who failed in the open well has increased 12 times, theoretically this is due to the appearance on mobile phones ICQ.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №21835
 27.10.2009
In psychology, she said that animals can’t plan. And I told her that the white-flying can.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №21834
 27.10.2009
Tagged: hello
Did you get gold for me?
XH: Yes
WOW: Well it is wonderful
WOW: How do you live?
Tag: the norm
WOW: What is new?
Did you write rabbits?
XH: No
Forgot to translate the clock?
You are, fucking, a generator of random questions!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №21833
 27.10.2009
Rubin won against Rostov 2:1... Rostovers now think they are playing like Barcelona

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21832
 27.10.2009
...
Some women like these guys...
Some people like to be followed by a bicycle chain.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21831
 27.10.2009
xxx(23:18:57 25/10/2009)
What do you do?
yyy(23:22:36 25/10/2009)
The connector clamped
xxx(23:24:55 25/10/2009)
fucking
xxx(23:25:03 25/10/2009)
Go out for me.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №21830
 27.10.2009
Here is it!! It is time to celebrate! Now I will complete a video lesson on how to wrap your headphones without wrapping up.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21829
 27.10.2009
Who needs those 10% on the account? At the monument to all!! to

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