What about Hule?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
You said you’re going home alone, and I saw you with a guy.
This is the topic I told you about – we’re friends.
Fuck, don’t be jealous.
PS: Did you go for your hands?? to
WOW: Do not argue please! You are the only one in mine.! to
Let’s talk tomorrow, I’m very tired.
Okay, but I never saw anything like that again!
Okay, well we go to sleep.
Oh, you are a fucker!

I'll tell you a friend's story in the first person.
I go, I mean, on the street to stop, here I look next to the 80-year-old grandmother and her grandfather with her, under the pen, everything is done, love and all that, and next to the little dog runs. Grandma begins to call the dog: Grass, grass, go to me. I was immediately alert when I heard the name of the dog girl :) Well, the dog runs to the grandmother and let her bite her trousers, pull, carot play. And then the grandmother says: Grass, let me go... I thought I would fall in place, the whole stop was crying :))

If you managed to get yourself to stop biting the seeds, when there was still poltarellka there, then heroin envy for you should be a couple of tricks.

Bash is the only place where when you enter the search combination "xxx" finds the usual quotes.

Listen to the conversation between the director and the director:

Q: When is the salary? 2 months without money.
Two months later, there will be no...
IT: What about the cracks from the foot?! to
Director: Michael, I say the salary is tomorrow.

Orbiter: They say you married?
It came out, ah...
Orbiter: Tell me your husband?
Well, what a good job and driven out of cows like you...
Orbiter: O_O powerfully pushed...
Do you want a hool? That is me, her husband.

(from the ASCII)

Malaya is a symbol!! ‎(16:23):
You know, I understand, but why do you do that? I love you, and you’re still silent and silent...I’ve been writing for 3 days! Why don’t you answer the calls? Are you betraying me?

*pReD@ToR* ‎(16:24): Sasha, he doesn’t cheat you exactly, he was taken to the army (mama)

How do you treat gay people?
You are normal with Stasic guys!

Lisa: Yesterday I finally met in the ass with the perfect guy.Never send us for 'hello, how things are', always in a good mood, interested in my problems, does not ask what size of breasts and pups.
Lisa: And he turned out to be an icq-bot :'(

I’m on a tram today, but one stop in the salon comes a dog and sits by the door. She walked through three stops and went out at each of them, she looked around and hid back.

Status in aske - Give everyone a cunnilingus ;R

Father, who is this gift for?(Counilingus is
Soln : Oh
It’s me and Christina.
Soln: We communicate what we have fun so much
and =-O
Well it burned, well.
Father: Even if I know the interests of young people...
Daddy: I think all the dolls and bats, no!

You are foolish!
You’re drunk and I’m the first on my contact list.

It’s like in the movie Habitated Island the main character Maxim is very peaceful =))
During the entire film, he said only 1-2 difficultly subordinate sentences, usually speaks a phrase of 2-3 words after which he smiles regardless of what he said, causing the impression that he is either very cool or suffers from a serious mental illness.

If I teach you the horns, will you forgive me?
Depending on how you go.
Symmetrically so...

The xxx:
The computer does not have to work!
The computer does not owe you anything.
If the computer doesn’t turn on, it’s not his fault.
Since users do not know how to use the computer, it uses it and uses users!"

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Under the label “Secret”

Portrait of the average Bachelor:

Category: male sex
Place of Habitat: Russia
Type of activity: Student 1-2 courses, less frequently in the middle office.
Personal life: He touches everything that gets under the eye, while being indifferent to the female gender in real life.

Good knowledge of computers, especially Linux. Very playful creature in essence (in the sense of playing a lot and often in computer games).

He speaks the following languages: Albanian in perfection, English at the level of African-American bomzh, Russian at the level of 5th grade of elementary school.

Fears: Students are usually poor or average, so they are terribly afraid of the military.

Thoughts: By sending quotes, he thinks his “jokes” are extremely funny, as they contain the words “prepod”, “back-line”, “girl”, “confused the ICQ window”, “session”, “odmin” as well as the smiley at the end of the joke “0_o” automatically equates his quote to a funny one.

Dreams: A hero does not dream of having a good diploma, a job, a lot of money, a beautiful wife and a powerful computer.

[Vic] torrents - the embodiment of the anecdote that unnecessary files need to be uploaded back to the innet.

Exam at 2 hours, count at 3, and for admission to the exam need to count.

I have the feeling that schoolchildren have a homework to do is to get some shit on the tower.

I went to the movie with a girlfriend yesterday. I say, go to me, we’ll drink tea.
Frodo: she’s so happy 😉
Frodo: And that you think...I struck her! Drinking tea...