Shmaser: I am interested
Shmaser: How lesbian couples live
Shmaser: if everyone has a shit in their head

I installed a cat at home, and it was installed with attachments:
Kotoglot - an application for asking your cat.
2.cottodryh - applications for caring for the cat in sleep mode.
Kotosprint - applications to quickly overcome the distance from room to kitchen (after which appendix 1 is usually included).
4.cottoscite - the default parameter is in {scat everywhere}, after a long adjustment can be changed to {scat in the bowl}.
(not to be confused with Appendix 3) used after Appendix 4 Paragraph 1.
Everything is worth a beautiful wool decoration and a loud crawler. Good version of the cat.

You know who I am.
Would you say: Halo?

Today, by the force of a fifty ruble note, I forced the terminal to reboot, and in the state of reboot, to plunge out not only my fifty ruble paper, but also three ruble papers.

If you can:
Start your day without an exciting portion of coffee.
always be joyful and not paying attention to pain and discomfort;
- to refrain from complaints and not to tire people of their problems;
Eat one and more food every day and be grateful for it.
Understand a loved one when he does not have enough time for you.
- to miss the accusations from your loved one when things go wrong not by your fault;
calmly accept criticism;
Treat your poor friend as well as your rich friend.
Without lies and deceit.
Dealing with stress without medication.
Relax without drinking.
Honestly say that you have no prejudice against skin color, religious beliefs, politics or sexual orientation.

That means you have reached the level of development of your dog.
c) Tyranny

For common sense, we accept the opinion of the majority.
Bakutkin

She worked as a driver in a taxi. Order has arrived. The manager tells the client, “Come out in five minutes. You are waiting for the “Mazda”, blue metal. In the words of the driver:
I stand. Waiting for the client. A woman comes out of entrance. She walked around the car twice, then cautiously approached the open window and asked:
“Are you Blue Vitalik?”

Who doesn’t usually want to pay home?
The one who realizes that she has done nothing.

XXX: The Duma proposes to eliminate GIBDD
Yyy: GIBDD proposes to eliminate the Duma

I received books in the university library. One of them was an extremely troubled type of prehistoric exemplar. In the process of a detailed inspection of the house (to try to understand how to work with this) was found the inscription on the back cover:

"God, help me to glue this rubble..." :)

A man with a camera and a aunt with a microphone walk around the universe, and get all the question "why do you think journalists are so often killed in Russia?".

I bought a shit. The phrase, written in the instructions for the operation of this kitchen appliance, plunged me into deep reflection: "Without water, do not put on fire!"

by GrandVBA:
Have you watched the silence of the sheep?
by T0R4
and yes)
by GrandVBA:
All my life I don’t know what that word means.
by T0R4
What word?
by GrandVBA:
The Lambs
by T0R4
type of sheep, sheep
by GrandVBA:
Wait... so sheep... it’s not a gloss?????????? I have thought all my life that this is the verb, that the kind of silence someone lamb, you changed my worldview, I answer =D
by T0R4
Clarice Starring, the sheep were chased at night, I hope you didn’t think Hannibal was a verb too? XD You might have gotten the wrong impression of the movie.

I called a friend to repair the computer, set up, prepared, and he really cleaned the computer all night.
I think I am a loser :(

"For the first time U.S. military in Iraq encountered video interception in 2008, "
This vulnerability of drones was first known in the 1990s during a military operation in Bosnia. The Pentagon has been warned about this, but has decided not to do anything because it believes that local resistance will never learn how to use this vulnerability.

God, they are really idiots!! to

From Questions:
Is it possible to sell an apartment through an agency on the condition that a small Tajik family lives in it?
The neighbors complained of noise. I want to show her what real noise, drunkenness and fighting at night is.

We have a cat in our house and we took it as a small one. Everything is fine with the cat, peacefully, only with age this villain began to target the territory - as it is not the top of bliss to inhale these fragrances. What to do with him? The solution in this situation is one: mourning the whole team, the animal was sent to castration. The cat quickly withdrew from anesthesia and after a couple of days was in good condition and mood (he looked at everyone badly).
In the evening, we discuss the event and the consequences:
He quickly recovered from stress.
See also: MG! The squadron did not notice the losses of the fighter (and, for a second thinking)... The fighter did not notice the loss of the egg...
:D :D :D :D :D

My hostess called admin to fix me, and they were fucking all night. I think I am a loser.

The computer.

In the lesson of biology we solve problems according to Mendel's laws. Half the class really doesn’t go into anything, and there’s one brave one saying:
Student:"I don’t understand these tasks!"
Teacher:" well you try to understand..."
Student: "and why? They will not be useful in my life at all!"
Teacher:"Well, you are not quite right here. Then you will have a child, and someday he will ask you, “Dad, why do I have blue eyes and you have brown eyes?”
The voice from the class: "Because I am a homosexual, son))"
Another voice from the class: "Who said I was your dad?"

2:34.:Bamble_Bee:.I don't know how, but this idiot managed to break three strings at once.
2:34.:Bamble_Bee:.I don’t want to do that)
2:34.:Bamble_Bee:.It is like a balalaika epta.
2:34 ZiKkie: Kakaat bas-balayka comes out
2:35.:Bamble_Bee:.: this is an aquatic idea) a hairy dog jumping with an electrobasbalayka)
2:35 ZiKkie: Ugu to the group to recruit another lead balladist rhythm balladist and instead of a drummer balladist spoonful
2:35.:Bamble_Bee:.Ugu and sing black or Russian folk metal.