After a devastating defeat in an intranet game
Oh yeah, I’ve been scared of your moms, thumbs!
Daddy to fuck. You are 40 years old.
Do you think some of your sentences will be ambiguous?
Oh... is it bad? Don’t tell my mom, okay?
Oh well... no...

He: I acknowledge my guilt and apologize.
She: for what?
He: Well, I called you a fool, I said you are a fool, and a stupid hysteric...
She is: well. And yet?
ONE: Well, even for the fact that I laughed that you had the fruit ruined on the facade.
She: That is it!

She is:
Lash, can you take nature? With money I have a hard time, and cooking I obviously worse than you.
He is:
What is your nature to me, am I not an artist?

I decided to make my favorite cake. Go to the site and read the recipes. There is a big discussion about the cake. I have read.
It all started with how much sugar you need to add to the cake for the perfect sweetness, and ended with the phrase of one of the contestants:" So that you eat this your perfect "a little sweet cake" and die."

I never thought cooking was such a competition.

I don’t turn off the computer at night.
XXX: Do not turn on in the morning
XXX: It is not going to happen.

Ingvar: I was chasing a porch last day, but I made a mistake. At the speed of 190 Porsche realized that he was being chased.

>Approved 2009-12-04 at 09:13
Passazhir: I'm going, I'm running on the lawns of happiness that winter has come!!! to

Oh what? Arrived...?

AlcoDemon, 14.12.2009 23:46:53:
Pressing the Shoulder
Teterev, 23:47:21
Pressing the cheeks *
AlcoDemon, 23:47:31
* clamps on the ears
Teterev, 23:47:44
* Pressing with clamps *
AlcoDemon, 23:47:58
Pressing under a spoon
Teterev, 23:48:40
Pressing the overhead *
AlcoDemon, 23:48:58
Pressing with appendix
Teterev, 23:50:26
*Divorce with pets *
AlcoDemon, 23:50:36
* shrinking with the hood*
Teterev, 23:50:46
Playing with eye apples
AlcoDemon, 23:51:18
It moves with ears
Teterev, 23:52:12
Chewing eggs with beard
AlcoDemon, 23:52:34
* broke the eyebrow on the heel
Teterev, 23:54:45
* Makes various movements of the hip joint*
AlcoDemon, 23:54:56
I broke the chair
Teterev, 23:55:25
Exploded the chair

When I became a driver, I became a completely different pedestrian.

I went to Moscow with a business partner. He is driving.

Preamble: he is already a man, married / divorced twice, from both marriages three daughters in total. And since he is a man, he takes his financial obligations seriously and the pretentious girls grow, they are not used to refusing anything. Everyone dreams of Oxford Stanford.
Papa, it must be said, dreams of merging them there, sympathizing with the one who will get them.

So, about what I’m fighting: it’s like a boy-major cutting him up on something sporty. What could a 47-year-old uncle with such a biography wish him?
“Let me burn you, shit!”

Hi to you!
Hi Doctor!
Well, let’s get started. Do you smoke?
Not entirely...
Not at all? How is it?
I’m a passive smoker, others smoke and I breathe.
Oh I understand. So... do you have sex?
Not entirely...

The truth of life.
The guy from the locker at the distribution costs 38 gigabytes of gay porn and the clip of Dima Bilan "Never let you go".

Shed: neighbors in the toilet put "Cosmopolitan", sheet, and there a test - "Tell out, you are right or left"... >.<

Call to home. I take a phone. Someone is someone:
and allo. and press. Is it smoke?
I : Yes.
and Eeee! I guessed!
He hangs the phone.

Maybe someone is playing an extrasensitive battle on the phone :)

and Gray:
Are we living in socialism or capitalism?

by KamaZ:
I don’t know how you are, but I’m in a puppy!

xxx:Maximum, I can’t do the isometric :'( :'( :'(
YYY : Why? What is?
XXX: The lines do not coincide
YYY: What are they?
XXX is parallel.

HHH
A former classmate, married at 19 years, a child of 2 years, ppt.
HHH
Her truth was still in school, but everyone was not lazy.
WOWU
Were you lazy at school?
HHH
I had a computer at school.

Why are you shaved again?
I give up the session, I will fight.
What if you don’t give up?
I will not give up, they will break up.

by Frozen

C Merovsky forum, advice for beginners mechanics!

15 is In the garage are even the most resilient and intelligent people. Without these spells, you simply won’t unlock anything, checked.
16 is Therefore, do not take women and children into the garage, even if you need an assistant for a tricky operation, such as pumping brakes. There is no point in expanding their vocabulary so much. And writing behind the open door is somehow easier in a same-sex company.
18 is The maximum number of repairs is 2. Many operations cannot be performed alone, and three people will only interfere with each other. The main thing is to start drinking after the final collection, not before. The exception is winter repairs in an unheated garage.

<Zamanulška> juriy_ you like me. can you look at the photo. so just for acquaintance?
<juriy_> I am not prepared to force events so hard
<juriy_> O-<-< - this is I lie
<juriy_> O-<-E – I’m lying too, but interested!