It is true! Lord the capitalists! Take me to work at one of your enemy intelligence schools, where I will show you how we really live for a lot of money. I don’t know the secrets of the military, but I’ll teach mentality. Connect to IP.

No, Artem Pogorjelov, residing at the address: Mr. Barnaul, street The Marines, d 3A and KV. 54; you will not be contacted by IP.

He who comes to us without a sword will perish like he who comes to us with a sword but without a sword.

XXX: Today passed by the mail, there is a cape of how many people
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: Take the line from the morning, do it.
xxx: I changed the name of the package on the Russian mail site, now I will be waiting for a text message of the type "The fucking shit is waiting for you in the office at the address..."

We worked at school with a giant sense of humor. He thinks so. One day, a young man looked at his wife at work. I missed. They sit with their husband on the couch in the training room, communicate. A man comes in and asks a colleague:

This is who?

This is my wife!

I understand! Could you say a few words?

Takes a nothing suspicious guy out of the closet, fencing the coach, and with a loud whisper, so that the wife of a colleague heard, asks:

Who was yesterday? Red is like that!

With great difficulty, the young physruck managed to explain to his wife that no one was there yesterday, just he works with a fool.

I bought my daughter a sea pig. She called it “Cookies.” Now my wife regularly cleans cookies.

The school form of the first-class girl: vest 1600, shirt 2000, saraphan 2200, total = 5800. Plus a white shirt, it can be taken anywhere. Cheaper than 1000 decent looking was not found, in general, under 7 thousand to equip the first-class only clothes (about shift, portfolio, sports form - I am silent, the topic does not apply). This is such a savings. I buy better and cheaper clothes.
And yes, this malignant shape needs to be smoothed, the fabric is like this...

Foreign spy infiltrated in a Russian firm burned himself, buying five kilos of oranges for the New Year corporation

A foreign spy failed a task without licking the yogurt cover

xxx: saw a group of younger schoolchildren with a teacher in the subway. His hands are shaken, and the teacher tries to control them. I thought that in Germany schoolchildren are more disciplined, probably walk quietly, we build
YYY: Well, the Russian teachers teach the children in Russian, and the Germans in German. Imagine that you would be smiling in German when you were a child – you would have been building yourself.
xx: it is necessary to introduce compulsory study of German in schools and teachers to order to use it to maintain discipline.

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Add to the borsch oatmeal.Maybe you will finally get tired, dolboyachers.

Borst without bouillon, without beets.

At work, I drink cold tea without sugar and boiling.

I am an expert assessor. There was a funny episode recently:

I came to photograph the apartment to assess under the mortgage of the bank, I walk along the house and look at the tablets, from which to which apartment in the entrance. I needed a square. 10, I see the table - Access 1: square. 1 to 12. Oh, what I need. I got up and I got 12 in my head. These apartments are also on the same floor, so I calmly call myself in the square. 12 is People open the door and I say to them:

I am taking a picture of the apartment.

Come in! ( )

Well, I did everything I needed, all the rooms passed, I photographed everything, at the exit I already ask:

Remember, what is the cost of the contract?

Under what contract?

Do you sell for how much?

We are not selling! ( )

- Wait, did I talk to you that the apartment for the bank needs to be photographed?

It doesn’t eat... (!)

Here are some clarifications, finally found out. I ask :

Why did you let me go at all?

You are so sure to come in!

There are several milestones in family life – this is the day when your wife first said how stupid she was, when she married you, and when you first agreed with her.

Yesterday I went to DNS, found on the shelf a video card without connectors for connecting monitors. At first I did not understand, decided that this is an additional video card for SLI mode, but the seller explained that this is a special model for mining. Honestly I was even confused.)

A young employee complains that the security service missed the password (choosed by the boss who went on vacation).
x: Password is long and non-trivial, can be brutforced for centuries. Is that what they did not like? The guys are very excited!
Password to Studio
x: j3qq4h7h2v2hch4m3hk86m8vw
Y: Young and green.

>In the green borst with straw does not put cabbage.

Do you say the main thing, the borscht should be frozen or so can be eaten?

Soup and milk flour - purely child food, adults usually do not eat it.

Or maybe a fool? In our factory in the dining room half the men take soup or milk flour.

Reminded about the elections.
In the neighboring room lived Bukhari Kolyan, after whose death it turned out that neither relatives nor friends were going to bury him, so all the documents were issued by me, the death certificate was with me. Elections were soon held in the city. I come to the polling station in the morning and see that Knee is on the lists. As a clever woman, I pointed out to my aunt the mistake, went home, brought her a death certificate, so that she could cut out the knee.
Six months later, new elections. I come to the polling station half an hour before the closure, the passport, and Kolyan has already voted!
I was 20 years old. What you didn’t believe in childhood. Even in elections.

I’m never insulting people, even puppets and puddles like you.

“Bazar” by Henry Lion Aldi. The guy gets to the barracks, where things are sold to people. He risks to fall into the abyss there forever, but he is saved by a jacket that he loved very much, long and long wore and happened to have lived in it the brightest moments of his life.

How much does this jacket cost?
Nail, it is I who sell it!

One of the first clandestine rules in the command of the U.S. Marine Corps set for themselves by their commanders sounds like: "Don't lie down, fuck, your guys are cool, they will do their job, don't interfere with them, don't do too much."